Kiwi Farm's greatest hits. - never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

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Ralph Barnhardt

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY SAY SOMETHING MORE THAN YWNBAW OR A 41% JOKE. I KNOW. I GET IT. I FEEL YOU BUT ALMOST EVERY OTHER THREAD HAS THAT.

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Sits on chair backwards

Hey kids. There's a lot of doomposting about and things are generally in the toilet. Instead of trying to be a Pollyanna and sugar coat everything to give everyone false hope I thought it'd be far more productive to take a moment to remind us all why we're here:

Having fun.

Let the world know your favorite moment from your own personal tenure with the most alleged dangerous website on the upper case I Internet. It can either be involving a lolcow, the internal workings/drama of the site, a user, or whatever. You are the author of your own post. Share the love and I WILL see you on the other side.
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I remember when Aquana tried to leak his own nudes to shill his stream. I still don't know if I respect his balls or not.
@Null VS the SPCC will always be a highlight. Scream.Me was a more simple time, even if it was a few years ago.
Personally, I love making the joke of Ethan Ralph going to arbys in 1990.
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
 
My favorite moments from the Farms's history

Moviebob getting outed as a sex pest by Lindsey Ellis, marking the only time he has EVER locked down his accounts.
Figuring out that Moviebob's idiot brother was reading his thread due to his crying about insurance being hard yo!
Discovering Deagle Nation through Null's person stream on him.
Discovering the bountiful and friendly autism that is the Vtuber thread.
Reading the ramblings of @Shiversblood and the trials and tribulations of the Anus of a man named Trent.
Fascist Frederick dijo:
Why don't you start?
Presiona para expandir...
LOL I tried but the site decided that I had to wait 5 minutes to post.
 
The entire Deagle Nation saga was absolutely sidesplitting, and deserves a proper documentary. I remember staying up until 2 in the morning listening to police radio chatter with other kiwis, because Jace and Tyce were supposedly having an airsoft shootout.

The "Let me preface this by saying I enjoy the idea of fucking dogs..." incident is also scarred into my mind. Back during the Vade saga (old Tumblr drama) someone made this hilariou screed about how they were a zoophile, and got mocked. And then other retards started showing their power levels, and got spin-off threads.
 
the gunt sextape and the edits that followed
Boogie2988s Frank Hassle encounter and the edits that followed
numerous users both new and old immolating themselves in a spectacular fashion
the PM leaks and @Satans eventual spergout over it
Deagle Nation
 
The first time watching the original King Cobra documentary, witnessing Russell Greer's PR campaign before dropping "yo, yovanna!", Lucas Werner yelling obscenities for 3 days straight, the Wern's Toaster Oven saga, the entire Scalfaniverse and finally, watching lowtax slowly unravel and blow his brains out.
 
in my handful of years here, the moments i remember most vividly are:

- the resurrection of the farms (2017)
- weekly streams with null beginning (2018 )
- the infamous response to new zealand's demand for user data (2019)
- dynastia returning as dyn (2020)
- the merge (2021)
- the ragepig reduced to tears by a recluse (2022)
 
DSP's escort saga that he still brings up as proof that everything the trolls say is 100% factually incorrect and debunked, when in reality he WAS flying in a woman for the "girlfriend experience", we were just wrong about which one.
 
Been lurkin hard since January, really enjoyed binge reading through hundreds of pages of Shoe, Gibes/Tranch, and Cobes' lore. Also, loved john andrews stan photo edits of the horse and the gunt, and altistic right's ability to not only live rent free in ralphs fat, empty fucking head but start a condo complex and invite kiwis to live in it.,

Really enjoyed the all the troon shit that led up to this point though too. Hopefully this was a sword of damocles and the attention they brought on themselves was/will be as bad as it was to the farms.

And as long as the farms has an onion mirror, or theres a torrent backup of the site, ive got several thousand more posts to enjoy.

Darkweb or not, the cows still live, produce milk, and their exploits will never be burried.

Also, Im really thankful that even if the farms is relegated to the DW, Null will be able to continue his MATI streams. Going through the backlog of those has been fun.
 
  • Apostlegate, in which Patrick Tomlinson got bamboozled by an OnA rascal and had a meltdown for the ages
  • Storytime with @Jet Fuel Johnny
  • @AnOminous having legal takes, spot-on cow descriptions, and a conniption over anime avatars
 
This is just a small thing, but in the beginning, Anna Johnson The Fit Vegan Ginger was super gung ho that she was going to be a vegan cookbook author, she was coming up with all of these revolting recipes you wouldn't feed a dog. She had one that was celery, almond milk, and cinnamon to make "low calorie Cinnamon Toast Crunch" Just imagine dozens of recipes like that coming out over days, each more disgusting than the last, it really got a lot of innocent laughs from me
 
  • to this day i still laugh my ass off at the beating ralph got in Portugal. i think ill go to my grave laughing at that.
  • basically anything involving fatrick. i heard of him from this site. niggeroni is still one of the funniest things ever, even if it isnt a farms invention.
  • i had fun learning legal stuff from the legal kiwis in the chris chan trial threads.
  • i also really enjoyed being redpilled on trannies. this site is still the only place on the internet that really covers how insane,criminal, or just down right disgusting they are. i came here being open minded about them, and long before keffals i was already 100% against them.i really hope the keffal stuff woke others up.
  • lastly i just enjoyed shitposting with you guys. in complete contradiction to what the media is spinning, you guys are pretty good people all things considering and it has been great meeting you.

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ohh, there are so many.
Moviebob getting outed as a sexpest by Lindsey was great fun.
the gunt saga for the last year or so (I thought that Ralph would become the king of the lolcows this year, but now there is someone else)
The last of us part II leak here. So many good memes and that Sony tried to DMCA it was great fun.
 
Learning that they glow in the dark and you can run them over with your car when you're driving.

Amberlyn admitting her full-time job she constantly vlogged and complained ate up all her time was actually a few hours one day a week and she just went on her days off because she was bored.

Chantal drinking an entire bottle of rum in a hotel room in Cuba and raging for hours about relish.
 
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