Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Fancy_Robot]

the website going down occasionally is cool, keeps it fun, like when your wife cucks you with a giant black guy. Very zany, keeps you on your toes.

 

[TwinkieStorr]

You'll never be a woman, Lucas.

 

[Brutality]

Get off your fucking phone and enjoy Europe you greasy fucking faggot

 

[coomer mcgee]

I present my timeline of Keffals travels yesterday around the globe:
(Prepare for some highly autistic shit I compiled during downtime and is personal opinion)

If we use the most probable route to Europe then he went YXU (Lon) to YYZ (Toronto) to Dublin (DUB):
London, ON only had 10 flights depart yesterday, nearly all to YYZ, 1 went to Calgary, the most likely timeline to Dublin being:
August 24th:
>12:15 (UTC-5) scheduled flight AC8260 (C-FCJZ) by Air Canada Express to Toronto (YYZ)
>14:15 (UTC-5) Flight AC8260 (C-FCJZ) lands at Toronto (YYZ) airport
>4 hour layover
>18:17pm (UTC-5) Canadian Aer Lingus flight EI126 (EI-LRD) to Dublin (DUB) departs from Toronto Canada, 32 minutes behind scheduled departure
>18:18pm (UTC-5) Discrepancy? * (Check notes)
>4:13am (UTC+0) Dublin time Keffals tweets: "Touching down in Europe in an hour".
>5:16am (UTC+0) Aer Lingus flight EI126 (EI-LRD) from Toronto Canada (YYZ) touches down at Dublin airport
>5:55am (UTC+0) Keffals shoots off the last tweet for the day, sent by iPhone, probably using Dublin airports free wifi access whilst gathering luggage/going through passport control etc as roaming charges are a bitch

Slight Discrepancy?*: Keffals tweets out for the first time in 2 hours on Web App/Laptop. Planes Wifi enabled 1 minute after departure?
That being said I'd somewhat expect Keffals to open up Twitter as soon as they sat down for a 6 hour flight
Plus the "1 hour till Europe" tweet lines up nearly perfectly so I'd have expected that info was passed along by the captain (They left 32m late but arrived 24m earlier than scheduled). The alternative is Keffals is a math genius and calculated the exact time it'd take to fly from where he was midflight to Dublin airport at 330 KTS and be within a 3 minute accuracy
The tweet 2 hours prior to the 18:18 one was sent from mobile so probably sent during the layover/walking around the airport finding things to do.

Planes:
YXU to YYZ:
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YYZ to DUB
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Flights:
YXU to YYZ

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YYZ to DUB

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Spoiler: Alternative flights from Toronto in same general time region

Lisbon, Portugal
Frankfurt, Germany
Munich, Germany

Tracking information/source:https://www.flightradar24.com/data

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Spoiler: TLDR: Screenshot probably sent by a friend

>It's more likely that this screenshot was simply just sent to Keffals from a mod/supporter as opposed to Keffals. London, ON is 1998 miles from Seattle unless a VPN was used.

>Looking at recent posting habits on Twitter, the majority of Lucas's tweets the past few days have been posted on the "Twitter Web App"
The majority of the tweets yesterday were sent from iPhone. This is highly out of his usual posting method so it's indicitive that he was genuinely mid travel, especially since it's 100% of the tweets.

It's also possible he may have just been traveling around Canada. If he was smart (he's not), he wouldn't mention traveling at all, but he's so addicted to twitter he just can't not. Anyways, IMO, I think he's still in Canada.

(A)
I think he's memeing here about traveling in general.

(A)
And here, he states he made the image in the previous reply his desktop desktop. He could be bullshitting about this, but then again he's not very smart. This means he had access to his desktop computer around this time, right in the middle of traveling. High chance he's still in Canada.

 

[ZugZugTugTug]

Jesus Lucas is fucking jackhammering that refresh button

 

[Breadbassket]

Jesus Lucas is fucking jackhammering that refresh button

He feels compelled to read every single message.

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Lucas keeps refreshing this page every fucking second to see another milky content on himself, maybe he wanna be part of the kiwichuds too?

 

[cokeski1488]

keffels my name is andy warski and i love cocaine and abortion

 

[Rommelbutt]

I want to thank Lucas for bringing attention to his fans. Pat your shoulder, Lucas, you are doing half the work for us. You're a true kiwifarmer.​

I doubt the CEOs, HR staff, and employers want harassers in their offices/companies. Thank you Lucas for bringing this to our attention.

Tweet

Spoiler: Screenshot of the Tweet

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Spoiler: Lauren Babis

This retard uploads so many images. I went back to 2016. There is more before. She is one fat attention whore.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/laurenbabis/overlay/contact-info/

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finished the archiving.

since Keffals Lucas is lurking here 24/7 and spamming F5 I only have to say this:

Keep up the attention, we will gladly milk it. Deleting Kiwifarms will not make us go away. We are alive and will stay alive.

 

[SNAFU]

All of that for a little downtime?

 

[gagabobo1997]

Why is everyone doomposting from outages that last a few hours at most? @ me when the sites offline for a week, then i'll start to care. For the time being, it doesnt seem like much of a problem. Null's upstream providers are probably fucking with it in 'solidarity' for Lucas and the grooming squad, but I cant imagine that lasting forever.

 

[muhpronouns]

Kiwifarms or no kiwifarms, Lucas is will always be a sad little boy pretending to be a fat woman who throws temper tantrums when people don't play along with his larp.

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

So we have a tranny who will stop at nothing to get this site shut down. If this site is permanently censored, soon it will be 4chan, then Telegram/Signal, until free speech dies with a thunderous applause.

evil cannot create only corrupt

 

[Hokuriku]

This site really is a cockroach lol

 

[ObnoxiousAviator]

Y'know, I've never seen Lucas "Keffals" Claire's face, and at this point I dont want to

 

[thog]

It's also possible he may have just been traveling around Canada. If he was smart (he's not), he wouldn't mention traveling at all, but he's so addicted to twitter he just can't not. Anyways, IMO, I think he's still in Canada.
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I think he's memeing here about traveling in general.
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And here, he states he made the image in the previous reply his desktop desktop. He could be bullshitting about this, but then again he's not very smart. This means he had access to his desktop computer around this time, right in the middle of traveling. High chance he's still in Canada.

Practically none of the people tracked on this website would be here if they could just stop being terminally online for two seconds.

 

[SNAFU]

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Big ups, dipshit.

Lucas has to be completely unable to detect sarcasm

 

[Rommelbutt]

Lucas is spending his "legal fund" on DDoSing. I've never seen a worse scam on a begging page.

 

[Troll Patrol]

Happy 1500!

 

[Aria]

So apparently we’re the internet KKK and lynch people here. I don’t know how anyone can take troons who talk in hysterics like this seriously.


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I can't take these faggots serioulsly like, who did who lynch who did we kill? Troons are so fragile that anytime they get bit of pushback they double down and act like man children.