Autism

[UncleJeb]

What do you guys think causes autism? Vaccines? Being locked in a room by a babysitter? Da homos?

 

[The Hunter]

Vaccines.

 

[José Mourinho]

Vaccines.

HI JCROWLEY!

 

[snowkitten91]

Middle-aged rednecks having drunken sex.

 

[punchabunch]

Vaccines.

 

[Fialovy]

Genetics is probably a big part of it, but if you want to amplify the effects of autism, bad parenting is the way to go.

 

[Surtur]

Aliens.

 

[Saney]

It's a myth spread by Jenny McCarthy so that parents won't get their children inoculated. You see, she's anti-vaccine because she's a witch who feeds off of the life force of small children, and it's easier to eat when they're sick.

 

[Bugaboo]

Genetics and really shit luck

 

[Henry Bemis]

Overdiagnosis

 

[CatParty]

self-diagnosis and vaccines

 

[Enig]

Vaccinations, car exhaust, Tylenol, North Korea, hats, bath salts, cats, more hats, Valve Software, Sanic, Pokemon, fucking hats, social justice, Israel, Iran, HFCS, the list goes on and on.

Better yet, everything. Everything equals A-Log.

 

[Golly]

Something something genetics, something something mercury, plus everything, y'know?
Whatever it is, it's unfortunate.

 

[Trombonista]

I cause autism.

Sorry about that.

 

[Niachu]

I cause autism.

Sorry about that.

Trom how could you bring it to the forums

it's contagious

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Oxygen causes autism.

BAN OXYGEN.

 

[Fialovy]

Oxygen causes autism.

BAN OXYGEN.

Don't forget Dihydrogen Monoxide!

 

[Stratochu]

Partly genetics, partly older parents, and mostly misdiagnosing things like bipolar, schizoaffective disorder, Klinefelter and Turner syndromes and congenital brain damage.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Exposure to Sonic and Pokemon at an early age.

 

[punchabunch]

Why is this admitably silly thread in lolcows?