DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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See, DSP? Have a little dignity like this gentleman.
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If the company doesn't take care of ergonomics for their employee, then the subsequent worker's compensation claim will most likely be orders of magnitude more expensive than an office chair and mat I reckon.
Is that why his jon and howard videos combined only have 46k views, i mean those videos (which btw are still not in order 4 was uploaded before 3) i would class as drama...hell even his own DTRH react didn't crack 50k.

But yea phil keep deluding yourself.
 
He just said he can get 1 million views on a Youtube video if he feels like it, but he doesn't want to. He knows the algorithm, so he can just make a video about drama and get 1 million views.
Phil is delusional. He has just two videos on his channel that have over a million views. One is a Spiderman let's play from 2010 and the other is a need for speed playthrough from 2013. Both are completely unremarkable and only got those views because he had the first gameplay footage of it on Youtube.
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A quick look at Google trends shows the only time he even was close to being viral was him jerking off. The most highly viewed mirror of the 2016 "incident", which is far the most eyes that's ever been on Phil, has 956k views. It's been up for 6 years and hasn't broke a million views. What I'm trying to say is Phil could stroke out midsentence and die live on stream and it wouldn't break a million views.
 
Needs 1200 before his day off? Does anyone know off hand if this is one of his usual actual bills or is he just pullin? Kat’s bday is coming up too I think?
 
This is along the same lines as his "I could sue detractors, but I don't have the money for it" claim. He'll just get his toadies to try and do it for him (and fail spectacularly).
He never had the money for a lawyer to sue detractors. Then he was magically able to afford a bankruptcy lawyer.
 
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FYI for transparency - there was a $56 tip from "my mom thinks im handsome" which has a high probability of being a sock alias for "canada numba one" which is 100% a sock account of "ukrainian vodka" which is itself also a whale sock. So I went ahead and just put that tip and the buck before it under "ukrainian vodka" for simplicity if that's alright.
 
Maybe because you gave ammo for Phil to be a victim by posting something before verifying it?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DcqeaBxodfs
I am sorry to hear Dooty so upset about not getting a Strokee.

I would like to share my award with all of you my fellow KiwiFarts. I couldn't have done it without you, thank you all for pointing a laughing with me. This one is for you guys.

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Clipped it:

No money for ordering food need big spike in support before React Marathon .mp4

Fucking atrocious. Guilt-tripping his audience for a "big spike in support" for a single $20 to $40 food order.

And not even 24 hours after pulling out all kinds of unused stuff from his closet, worth literally thousands of dollars if he could be fucked to put in the "effort" of selling it. He's such a fucking scam artist.
Stop doordash, wwe, and total wine. No one needs to see you get paid to do what you would do 3 times a day anyway.
 
See, DSP? Have a little dignity like this gentleman.
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WARNING: :politisperg:

Here is the difference between this man and DSP. This man’s life is visibly miserable. His clothes and lack of grooming suggest he does not have consistent, reliable housing. He is extremely tan suggesting he is spending a great deal of time living and possibly laboring out of doors. It’s hard to tell but working on the safe assumptions above it is very possible he is suffering from some level of malnourishment.

Why do I bring these things up? Because this kind of life is extremely hard on most peoples’ mental health, especially if it is a lifestyle they did not choose. Things like beer and drugs are relatively cheap and available ways to dull the pain of this kind of life and give one a few hours of escape. For this reason one could make the argument that money to buy these things, while not necessarily pragmatic, are certainly understandable and deserving of sympathy.

I don’t think I need to go into a detailed contrast between this man and DSP for the benefit of the board. Phil’s life is fine. He may or may not be suffering from some form of mental illness bad enough to warrant a diagnosis and treatment based on the symptoms being sufficiently pervasive and severe to make everyday functioning difficult, but the resources he’d need for these things are not outside of his grasp. He is not starving. He is not homeless. He is not breaking his body through hard labor to keep himself alive. He is nowhere near experiencing these things. And while the thing he wants your money for could be argued is also for a kind of escape, the crux of things is that he has other options open to him which he refuses to avail himself of.

He doesn’t need your money to stay alive. He wants your money because Fuck You, it’s none of your business, now give it to him.
 
If fucking chris chan could sell his shit on ebay than phil can. Phil can conveniently blame anything on the trolls. If phil was arrested for robbing a bank hed say "I robbed a bank and these obsessed trolls told the police!".
"Oh hey I just got a tip of fifty thousand dollahs from Rich sucks DSPs Turds uhhuehuehue! He says 'here Phil, bail is on me!' Like thank you man that means a lot. But I am gonna need a lot more for the lawyer, and I still need to hit the tips goal for today. I have bills to pay still.

Also this fucking retard DSP sucks Rich'd tuuuuh Im not reading that disgusting name, just super chatted me fifty dollahs. He said get this right, Phil, if you go to jail, you won't have to pay bills. Uhhhh NO you lame brain piece of shit. In Jail they charge you for everything. Haven't you guys seen uhh on twitter where people post their bills for jail! Where they owe like for the time and even shit like Aspirin!

Fucking chat is being fucking stupid right now. Telling me I'm thinking of a Hospital. Well you are all banned right now. I am an expert on Jail. Muh waif Khat, right her whole family has been in jail! Huhuhuhuh! So I think I know more than you all."
 
Take a shower you greasy fuck.
so apparently the company where he only worked for a couple of months loved him so much that they bought a new special $700 chair extra for him because he had a back injury. X
Someone needs to contact them and find out where the miracle burn sauve is that cleared up his face.
and as soon as they dropped his disgusting parasitic ass he said the chairs were garbage anyways :stress:
a guy who makes 100k-150/y just said he cant do a feasting with the pig aka buying couple of cheap food items unless his ppigs step up they "interaction" significantly

I cant with this guy anymore. its such a freaking anomaly that he even has 1 viewer watching this shit let alone people donating $1000s every year. every cult can learn something from this guy.
Much like the Biden administration, he refuses to admit there is inflation and a recession.
Is that why his jon and howard videos combined only have 46k views, i mean those videos (which btw are still not in order 4 was uploaded before 3) i would class as drama...hell even his own DTRH react didn't crack 50k.

But yea phil keep deluding yourself.
If you're a viewer, especially a new viewer, you would have to ask why he won't so he can stop berating them daily.
 
I am sorry to hear Dooty so upset about not getting a Strokee.

I would like to share my award with all of you my fellow KiwiFarts. I couldn't have done it without you, thank you all for pointing a laughing with me. This one is for you guys.

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The awards show was hilarious. Snort Burnell deserved a Strokee too!
 
If you're a viewer, especially a new viewer, you would have to ask why he won't so he can stop berating them daily.
Add to that all of his talk of refusing to be a "shill", which is actually worse than declining to go viral with drama, since one video with a million views is a pittance compared to the burden he has placed on his fans six days a week for years now. Being paid to give a quick "play Raid, ya bums" before everything he uploads would easily keep him in Champions pulls, so long as he didn't insist on spending so much every day.

But no, he's going to beg six days a week, be a toxic douchebag no one wants associated with their brand, show no restraint with his favorite pass-time, and make his few supporters foot the $100k per year bill. All so he can be a lazy, smelly, ungrateful, entitled loser who drinks himself to sleep because the whole world knows there's no reason to like or even pity him.

It's really no wonder that his support isn't about him at all.
 
Rare moment of honesty from Dave
"Begging is how I make a living"


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Dude ironically would make a fuckin killing if he was just actually 100% honest about his line of work.

I want him to say give me money, and fuck you Derich, I do not care what you have to say and stop spamming. I want him to say shit like "I hope a whale comes and saves the stream. I really hate this fuckin' game and I'm only playing it because this one person wants to give me money for it." Boot up fuckin' WWE Champions and stream it. Show off your roster and say you spent a shit ton of money on it.

Fuck it at this point, man. This might actually save his channel if he just peels off this fake bullshit skin of his.
 
DSP will never be any kind of mainstream content creator. Doesn't edit his videos, has no personality and...well he's DSP so that already lowers his chances. The only people who get away with huge unedited video game streams are top tier vtubers because they actually have enough personality to carry the entire video.
 
Dude ironically would make a fuckin killing if he was just actually 100% honest about his line of work.

I want him to say give me money, and fuck you Derich, I do not care what you have to say and stop spamming. I want him to say shit like "I hope a whale comes and saves the stream. I really hate this fuckin' game and I'm only playing it because this one person wants to give me money for it." Boot up fuckin' WWE Champions and stream it. Show off your roster and say you spent a shit ton of money on it.

Fuck it at this point, man. This might actually save his channel if he just peels off this fake bullshit skin of his.
This is what Wings does, and it works just as well. Wings makes less money because he only streams when he needs money. They probably make a comparable amount per hour.
 
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