📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Kujo Jotaro]

Fellow bros, let’s poor out a 40 oz for this true King’s manly sideburn!

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This bro is learning early that being a man is sometimes hard. Like when you dissolve into a puddle of tears over a haircut.

STAY MANLY, BRO!

This bitch was really out here trying to look like shaq from the 90's

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

New "it's Ma'am" just dropped but it's very meh compared to the OG

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https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...woman_upset_because_she_was_called/?context=8 (Archive)

"Suck my dick" - for people who claim to have ~bottom dysphoria~ they sure do pivot to saying that awfully quick.

 

[Nigor]

New "it's Ma'am" just dropped but it's very meh compared to the OG

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https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...woman_upset_because_she_was_called/?context=8 (Archive)

"I'm a sir"

Freudian slip

 

[chiobu]

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/wnfkvw/wewantout_31xf_24f_usa_netherlands/?context=8 (Archive)

 

[PinstripeLuns]

New "it's Ma'am" just dropped but it's very meh compared to the OG

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https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...woman_upset_because_she_was_called/?context=8 (Archive)

"I'm a Sir" nice Freudian slip

 

[Bees on Toast]

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I know how easy it is to become numb to how incredibly fucking stupid trannys are, but sometimes you have to sit back and marvel at these bearded retards.

I don’t even know how a woman could have 729pg/ml estrogen. She’s have a tumor the size of a football on one of her tits or something. A basketball sized ovarian tumor idk the point is she’d be dying of cancer, not looking hot. Excessive amounts of estrogen are produced by tumors, not kegels.

Something I keep noticing about taint goo tranny is that he isn't just insisting he has some kind of magical troon period where his tum tum hurts and he's sad. He has said more than once that since his imaginary vag was "sewn shut" that it "comes out the sides."
What the shit does that mean? What sides? The sides of his gooch? I'm pretty sure there is no orifice in that location to leak from either. And just what the fuck is this taint goo that he is imagining to be his period?
I have reached new levels of being simultaneously intrigued and horrified.

I really just have to know how much he is blatantly making up and how much of it is him convincing himself things are true. Like are those his actual levels? Or did he just wildly misinterpret the results for the sake of Being a Valid Woman?
What are these shoulder orgasms? Is his dick fucked up looking or not? Is he actually...... "seeping" something? Is he just fat and gross? What exactly is the taint goo??? I gotta know.
My current prediction is that he will see an actual doctor at some point, whether it's someone competent or an SRS surgeon, and they will more or less politely laugh him out of the room, then he will get really quiet about the intersex thing for a few days before doubling down on it because he is just SUCH a unique case that of course the doctors don't understand his extremely feminine anatomy. Or he just doesn't go. Not sure yet.


Case in point: even if he did get karyotyped, when the results come back normal he's going to double down.

Edit: another reason why it's so hard to find good or even decent mental healthcare professionals is because all the good ones are perpetually booked or overbooked. Though with many of the people in this thread, they could have the best psychiatric help in the world and still be fucking insane.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Null summed it up perfectly in one of his old streams: A subset of the human race simply wasn't equipped or prepared for the unprecedented, unrestricted access to everything we now enjoy (for better or worse).

It doesn't make a difference if it's coomers wanking themselves into trooning out, morons like DSP bankrupting themselves on lootboxes in video games, or fat fucks speedrunning death by cake now they can order Ubereats 10 times a day: If you can't learn to have even a modicum of discipline you're never gonna make it in the modern world.

I don't think there's a practical solution, but I think it's a problem that will ultimately take care of itself. Most people I know are already pretty over social media and don't use it anywhere near as much as they did when it started, and I think that's only going to continue; the Terminally Onlines who can't break free of the cycle are basically natural selection in action, not fit for survival.

Sadly, being as it takes mainstream media an age to catch up on the vibe, social media is still being presented in the mainstream, as the mainstream.

Dumbass tweets are still being referenced in news reports, and the vision presented is that it’s not just a loud tiny minority of hysterical losers.

So it’s just a feedback loop of retardation that keeps occasionally hooking in external observers who take it seriously and so it becomes serious cub a spiral of ever more petty and what-should-be irrelevance.

Probably got another 4 years at least til mainstream catches up, by which time even more permanent damage could be done.

Adverts on TV are still saying things like EPIC FAIL ffs.

 

[Blood Drenched Halo]

New "it's Ma'am" just dropped but it's very meh compared to the OG

redditsave.com_transgender_woman_upset_because_she_was_called-9accnacjfjh91.mp4

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...woman_upset_because_she_was_called/?context=8 (Archive)

I don't think I could ever work a customer service job again with all these troons running rampant. I couldn't imagine some nigger yelling "KNOW UR PRONOUNS N SHET!!" in my face and just having to take it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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I hope he fucks with the wrong person some day and gets his shit wrecked. Fuck this fugly little four-eyed freak.

Unless someone takes seventy wrong turns until they are literally in his bedroom, that is fairly unlikely to happen

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

I feel like this thread is missing out on the crazy troon talk on LinkedIn. Here’s one that has claimed they can barely use the site because of all the horny men taunting him:

 

[AfghanBlue]

Since trannies can only take talking points from other movements, here's a Troon talking like a 2A advocate, but penises instead of guns.

"irresponsible vs responsible penis ownership"

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https://twitter.com/simone_d_amore/status/1558450787193196545?s=20&t=d0wMyMfAQrDWtyedkiIL8A

Ironically this line (penis as out of control by its helpless owner) was the go to, when women were getting blamed for their rapes for being in the wrong place/ looking the wrong way.
Just keep shifting those goalposts across time and international borders

 

[Windows Error 98]

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“I am medically disabled (IBS)”

 

[Fapcop]

K, friends… If this shit won’t peak you, nothing will.

But let’s start in the funny end of the tranny spectrum. Like say, a TOTALLY not gay man who for some unfathomable reason shacked up with a delusional woman.



Hmm… Can’t even bring himself to say the word “vagina”. Yeah, sounds totally Cis and “homo flexible” and in no way like a flaming faggot!



Another insane woman is going to room with actual men, and is wondering if she should tell them that she’s trans or “go stealth”



Long hair… Got titties. But she TOTALLY passes when she speaks. Honest! She’s been a year on T afterall!

Yeah bro, go stealth king! How would they ever know?!

Imagine the awkward conversation between the other roommates when they discuss the fact that their roomate is an obvious woman.

(Seriously though FUCK this chick. Sexed spaces is a two way street. Some 18 year old boy who's going to live on his own for the first time ever, has a right to a male only living space and not worry about having to pander to some crazy woman.)


And now for the main course of this post…

I came across a post which at first seemed like your regular clown-world tranny.



Something about that “don’t want to be raped by a Cis man” made my crazy troon sense tingle. And sure enough. She sure like LARPing as a man:



“As a guy and feminist”…

Who spends a lot of time worrying about “his uterus” and getting pregnant.



Wait what’s that? A minor? Who old is this chick?



She fantasizes about being a big strong man… Wonder why?



Oof…

And how old is she again?


Goddamn! Fucking THIRTEEN?!?

But don’t worry… You see her mother is supportive!



A handmaiden mom who can’t wait to push hormones and probably surgery eventually on her barely teen daughter.

Where is the father?



He’s based and trying not to deal with this craziness apparently. Can’t say that I blame him.

If the mother has custody he can’t do shit about his traumatized, mentally disturbed daughter about to fuck up her life. So might as well move to not have to look at the train wreck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why won't the people in power stop the other people in power from doing an Genocide?

 

[Fapcop]

Why won't the people in power stop the other people in power from doing an Genocide?
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Remember when Hitler sent the Jews a polite letter telling them that they’d have to start paying out of pocket for their medications at the pharmacy?

Reddit does! History is repeating!

 

[Pho Real]

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There’s so, so much to unpack here. Chronically unemployed HSTSs, failed relationships, dating while still legally married to his trans widow, self-diagnosed autism and disabling IBS (lol), mental illness on multiple fronts, and an especially hilarious 3 day inpatient psych hold due to 2020 election (orange mad bad and clearly coming to murder this poor NEET troon personally). Let’s hope for the Dutch’s sake they have stringent immigration laws, but given their openly toon-friendly attitudes they’ll just be getting what they deserve.

 

[Crex Crex]

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I refuse to believe this isn't a joke. A person like this cannot exist.

 

[gmax alcremie]

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What a walking stereotype

I'm sure the dutch will be overjoyed to have this beautiful lady diversifying their country. Going through customs clutching your plushie you needed for the scary plane ride is a great way to make a first impression!

(Editing in a reference to what a 75L backpack looks like : )

 

[Monolith]

I think my absolute favorite troon phenomenon is the TiFs who are so emotionally and physically weak that they almost seem like misogynist caricatures. Unlike the TiMs who are so perverted and violent that they almost seem like misandrist caricatures they aren't threatening, they're just pure hilarity.

It's old news by now, but I think it deserves to be remembered, anyone else remember the accusations of transphobia against Rosario Dawson and her family because a TiF tenant started shit? If you don't, here's an article. The lawsuit centers around an alleged assault where Rosario Dawson's 60 year old mother (58 at the time I think?) beat her up. If a man did end up getting beat up by an unarmed sexagenarian woman there's not a chance in hell that he'd tell anyone, not even his best friend. The fact that "Dedrek" would go out and publically announce to the world that an old woman dragged her out a window and beat her ass shows that she understands men even less than an average 20 year old girl.


Troons at GenCon, don't despair. The AGP RPG "Thirsty Sword Lesbians" won the Ennie for best game and best product (archive)
It's a lame Powered by the Apocalypse game (and I generally like PbtA games) that doesn't do anything new with the concept while having a very weak theme (trust me, a PbtA system that tries to handle everything from space opera (The Starcross Galaxy) to magical lesbian cafe (Lesbeans Coffeehouse) is just going to feel vapid and aimless. A major point of PbtA is have a clearly laid out idea of exactly what themes players are going to be building on and having mechanics that force them to engage with them). The book provides a dozen settings that are all way too different for one ruleset to cover well (each one has setting rules, but they aren't much), but even those are entirely optional and you could go even more off the rails... in fact, you don't even need to play lesbians. On page 197 they clarify that you can play "thirsty sword cishets" (though even the swords are optional) which makes you wonder why anyone would even bother with this amorphous game with ugly art.

Oh, by the way, here's the lead designer
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Here's the development consultant
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(by the way, this guy wrote another AGP RPG, "A Place to Fuck Each Other" which is the worst RPG I've ever read. I've attached a PDF of both of these games.


He has a wikitubia (Youtuber wiki) page (archive).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zudmgWO8z0His music isn't too bad. I mean, the lyrics are cringey and his voice is shit, but he's apparently 18 so he could get good
Nevermind, apparently that's a cover. Here's an original song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zngnn1HDcCoMaybe stick to the covers.

I think I got this idea from the line about "sad lesbian music," but these rulebooks are even more funny if you blare Dragonforce while reading them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I love how optimistic Americans who never bother to learn about other countries always are about how many European countries will want jobless mentally ill "disabled" people who intend to become students or welfare cases to just come and chill out or whatever.

They also never pick the few countries that actually are pretty lax about letting in Americans on lenient terms either.