Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[PipTheAlchemist]

Bullying a tard looks bad

"Bullying the heckin' retarderinos is bad because... b-because it just is! Okay?"
God, I hate fucking normies so much

 

[Eydallur]

You know, I really feel for you oldfags who remember Chris as a spergy goofball who couldn't hurt anyone. I can only imagine how this slide into rampant degeneracy must look from that perspective.

Can't speak for others but I always held an intense hatred for Chris, at no point was I convinced the malicious idiot was in any way harmless beyond the limitations imposed on him by cowardice, mental deficiencies and lethargy. I stayed away from this website for so long because I felt you were a bunch of soft faggots who went way too easy on him.
It is quite satisfying seeing people with very long post histories recant their previous compassion and wish for Chris to die.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

Chris is fat, and I would not have sex with him.

You might not have a say in it, if Chris decides he wants to have sex with you!

 

[James Howlett]

I sort of hope Chris does some time, if only because I could see him back on the internet soon, and I would be more interested in dimensional merge lore at that point.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Can't speak for others but I always held an intense hatred for Chris, at no point was I convinced the malicious idiot was in any way harmless beyond the limitations imposed on him by cowardice, mental deficiencies and lethargy. I stayed away from this website for so long because I felt you were a bunch of soft faggots who went way too easy on him.
It is quite satisfying seeing people with very long post histories recant their previous compassion and wish for Chris to die.

I wasn't surprised he sexually assaulted someone, I just didn't expect it to be his mom.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He likely will get hit with sex offender registry so no internet for him unless he somehow gets off the registry

They don't do that anymore. The internet is too vital. In Packingham v. North Carolina (2017) SCOTUS ruled that barring sex offenders from using the internet and social media was a violation of their first amendment rights.

EDIT: It should be pointed out that this right is now pretty much permanently entrenched. The SCOTUS decision was *unanimous*, a rare occurrence these days.

Instead, in Virginia, under § 9.1-903(B), sex offenders are required to report all email addresses, chat services, social media accounts, etc. as part of their regular registration.

Of course, a private service is still free to ban sex offenders. Meta (Facebook/Instagram) does, Youtube and Twitter don't. Twitch does not expressly ban sex offenders in their terms of service, but they have banned people even for accusations in the past on a case-by-case basis.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I know of a couple of programs in my home town and around it that are basically "retard ranches" people who are low functioning autists get placed in their facilites. some times by their familes some times by state. Usually the tards there are unwanted or too burdensome for their family's to deal with, or they committed some violent crime or are pedophililes or something like that. I imagine chris would likely be placed in a program like that with his fellow "slow in the minds" if he's barred from the sonichu temple.

 

[Hepativore]

I know of a couple of programs in my home town and around it that are basically "retard ranches" people who are low functioning autists get placed in their facilites. some times by their familes some times by state. Usually the tards there are unwanted or too burdensome for their family's to deal with, or they committed some violent crime or are pedophililes or something like that. I imagine chris would likely be placed in a program like that with his fellow "slow in the minds" if he's barred from the sonichu temple.

I have heard a lot of these suggestions, but the thing is, as a lot of these places are privately-run, would not the fact that Chris would be convicted of a felonious sex crime make a lot of group homes unwilling to admit him? I mean, the nature of his crime would probably follow him around like a scarlet letter and might bar him from a lot of services normally available to mentally-handicapped people.

 

[Aciddab]

You know, I really feel for you oldfags who remember Chris as a spergy goofball who couldn't hurt anyone. I can only imagine how this slide into rampant degeneracy must look from that perspective.

my balls hadnt even dropped. this was formative.

 

[Thomas Talus]

like you said, his entire job is to trick the poor into taking plea deals. plea deals make up 90%+ of resolutions in court cases, and if you don't take it the court throws the book at you because of it.

It's not tricking people; 90+% of the time defendants have already, knowingly or unknowingly, confessed everything needed to convict them to the police. A lot of the time, they do so by trying to justify to the officer that what they did was totally justified (spoiler alert: it wasn't). Most crimes involve at least one of, and often a combination of, a) booze, b) drugs, and c) women, so the suspect is not exactly objectively evaluating what they should or should not be saying when asked about the situation.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

What the hell is this? Chris living at his high school address, but with professional jobs listed up to 2017? Graduated with a Ph.D. from the University of Virginia in 2004? Where did this even come from?

edit: Apparently this is a real artifact retrieved from the dumpster dive after the house fire. Why is it... why is it the way that it is?

I'm almost certain this was a high school project of creating a resume. Since high school students don't have any real experience or education, they make up filler stuff. I remember putting MIT on my education section and General Dynamics for my work experience. Bob definitely did most of it. I'm not sure what employers would give a shit about being pokemon gym leader but I guess training pokemon is training experience.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Chris is the stinger at the end of the film.

I doubt it will take more than a few minutes for the grand jury to indict him. They'll all be wanting to get things over with and go home by that point.

Actually I recall a study from university that said that the longer the day wears on and the more tired the judges become, the more likely they are to hand down guilty verdicts, prison sentences, etc. And Chris is last on the docket

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Actually I recall a study from university that said that the longer the day wears on and the more tired the judges become, the more likely they are to hand down guilty verdicts, prison sentences, etc. And Chris is last on the docket

It's a grand jury. It doesn't matter what order Chris comes in, he'll get indicted. If a grand jury refuses to indict, it means the prosecutor fucked up so spectacularly that they never should have tried to bring charges in the first place. (And that's what the grand jury is for, to stop prosecutors from bringing up completely bullshit felony charges to fuck with people.)

Remember this is not a trial. The grand jury doesn't decide if Chris is guilty, they just review the charges to determine if they're even plausible.

 

[Holiday Special]

Actually I recall a study from university that said that the longer the day wears on and the more tired the judges become, the more likely they are to hand down guilty verdicts, prison sentences, etc. And Chris is last on the docket

When I did jury duty last we were kept waiting all day and then taken into a room to be picked for a case. We were all tired, hot ( no AC in this old building and it was August) and annoyed because lunch cost more than we were paid for the day. The defendant took one look at us and whispered to his lawyer. They went into the judge's chambers and took the plea deal. It happens.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I wasn't surprised he sexually assaulted someone, I just didn't expect it to be his mom.

I never expected him to rape someone because he's(was) a huge coward to conflict. Any woman that would put up a fight with Chris or yell at him would make him back off. So I guess the turn of events of him raping his mom who struggles with mobility and probably struggling with a form of declining mental facilities shouldn't have been surprising. I always half expected he would get pinged with attempted assaults which would end with him getting maced or his ass kicked by the woman.

I would compare Chris' developments over the years almost akin to Travis the chimpanzee. He did fine until his father died, wasn't allowed to go out as often, was getting older and unmanageable partly due to hormones and a lack of mate. Was originally raised incorrectly and set up for failure for future life.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Probably the only based thing about him (thanks Bob, you based lumberjack you). The problem is, unlike the rest of the world who's getting sick of the LGBT's bullshit, Chris is actually just irrationally afraid of gays (and men).

Ironic because a lot of his crazy ramblings from 10+ years ago were extremely prescient of today: "Kids should swap toys." "My kinks belong in the public sphere" (the attraction sign) or that he, a disgusting gender-confused degenerate should be the one to teach and guide kids through their day to day activities through AMAZING content like Sonichu Issue 8 Where We go into gross sexual details of his retarded OCs. This is okay for kids because it's REALLY HECKIN EDUCATIONAL! The only thing he got wrong about it was that he believed those kid's books would enforce proper female anatomy. Sucks for us. We're in stuck in Hell. Our modern upside-down world dictates that girl having a pickle is the prerequisite for kids books moving forward.

And just also like all of these people, he turns out to be a dangerous, narcissistic sex offender who targets the weak and defenseless when given a chance.

extreme homophobia = closet gay.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

>The charge. Interestingly, Chris’ sex is listed as male.
Bros, I thought Chris-Chan legally changed his gender???

too much work for a fat troon faggot.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I know of a couple of programs in my home town and around it that are basically "retard ranches" people who are low functioning autists get placed in their facilites. some times by their familes some times by state. Usually the tards there are unwanted or too burdensome for their family's to deal with, or they committed some violent crime or are pedophililes or something like that. I imagine chris would likely be placed in a program like that with his fellow "slow in the minds" if he's barred from the sonichu temple.

Do these kind of ranches even exist in Virginia? From what I know, Virginia rivals the UK in terms to sucking-up to autists. Even giving spergs like Chris-Chan free driver's licenses. I somewhat doubt they'd involuntarily place autists inside of likeminded shithole communities against their will, because of "muh human rights", or whatever

 

[datura_binge]

Can't speak for others but I always held an intense hatred for Chris, at no point was I convinced the malicious idiot was in any way harmless beyond the limitations imposed on him by cowardice, mental deficiencies and lethargy. I stayed away from this website for so long because I felt you were a bunch of soft faggots who went way too easy on him.
It is quite satisfying seeing people with very long post histories recant their previous compassion and wish for Chris to die.

Having been around this general corner of the internet (meaning the corners where stuff like Chris-Chan originated), I feel bad for the dude more than anything. He has always been very easily manipulated and he really did go from being a pretty dumb but not malicious goofball to being whatever monstrosity he is now and I think it's primarily due to the influence of trolls. In other words, I actually DO think trolls ruined his life. He's been getting trolled incessantly for literally his entire life by the only people who will even give him any attention. If anything is hard for most of us to understand, it's that. What would his life have been like if none of "us" had happened to him? Perfect? No. Better? Absolutely without a doubt. A judge or someone (his parents) should have removed his internet access for his own good like 20 years ago.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Having been around this general corner of the internet (meaning the corners where stuff like Chris-Chan originated), I feel bad for the dude more than anything. He has always been very easily manipulated and he really did go from being a pretty dumb but not malicious goofball to being whatever monstrosity he is now and I think it's primarily due to the influence of trolls. In other words, I actually DO think trolls ruined his life. He's been getting trolled incessantly for literally his entire life by the only people who will even give him any attention. If anything is hard for most of us to understand, it's that. What would his life have been like if none of "us" had happened to him? Perfect? No. Better? Absolutely without a doubt. A judge or someone (his parents) should have removed his internet access for his own good like 20 years ago.

What would his life had been like if there was an actual responsible human being in his life. Chris needed a tard wrangler. Somebody to keep a heavy eye on him as well as his internet usage. The biggest mistake that ever happened to Chris was the fact Bob and Barb didn't send him to a special needs school.