🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Helena Handbasket]

So she can brag about the view? (IDK, does Austin have nice sunsets/sunrises/a picturesque downtown? Never been there.)

So she can attempt to flirt with the window washer?

Ok, I got nuthin.

 

[OttoWest]

Fuck I forgot about poor Data. He’s going to have to go out multiple times a day. Is Anna really gonna a schlep him down the elevator 3-4 times a day just so he can walk/pee?

 

[wellthen]

Fuck I forgot about poor Data. He’s going to have to go out multiple times a day. Is Anna really gonna a schlep him down the elevator 3-4 times a day just so he can walk/pee?

If I'm recalling correctly, years ago the first time she lived in a more central Austin apt before moving to NYC, Data had a dog walker. Honestly, if she did that again it would probably be great for him.

 

[thejackal]

Fuck I forgot about poor Data. He’s going to have to go out multiple times a day. Is Anna really gonna a schlep him down the elevator 3-4 times a day just so he can walk/pee?

That dog is fucked. She should just put him up for adoption. Whenever data is out of his cage he runs around like a caged animal set free. Now he has no yard. There's no fucking way she's going to walk him at all more than to piss and shit in the morning.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Anna makes dumb choices knowingly and constantly because then she can blame the choice as the root of her shitbag life instead of her retched personality and lack of self control. It's really that simple.

 

[Din Djarin]

Is Anna going to stay in an apartment or quickly realize she wants her own home again? I know she said she doesn't like living in the suburbs and prefers being in the city, but we all know how picky she gets (aka moving out when there's some construction noise).

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Moving into a high rise (or what passes for one in Austin) must be Anna’s way of recapturing some of that midtown Manhattan glamooor her life has been missing.

But even for a normal person, living on the upper floors can be a pain. Why at 500+ lbs Anna thinks it’s a smart idea to rely completely on elevators to get to her apt, when she couldn’t even handle one set of stairs in her own home, when Texas is dealing with power outages on the semi-regular— why? Why does she make the dumbest, most impulsive, least thought-out choices possible.

Her weight is probably enough to collapse the building.

 

[Melankia]

when this woman smiles in her Videos it’s very uncanny valley for me. Immediately stop the video and keep scrolling.

 

[NoReturn]

So she can brag about the view? (IDK, does Austin have nice sunsets/sunrises/a picturesque downtown? Never been there.)

So she can attempt to flirt with the window washer?

Ok, I got nuthin.

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What view? There's nothing there! Flat and horrible!

 

[GlitterGunt]

That dog is fucked. She should just put him up for adoption. Whenever data is out of his cage he runs around like a caged animal set free. Now he has no yard. There's no fucking way she's going to walk him at all more than to piss and shit in the morning.

Unfortunately I only see a life of disposable doggy pee pads in a corner. I can't see her even taking him out for regular bio breaks.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Unfortunately I only see a life of disposable doggy pee pads in a corner. I can't see her even taking him out for regular bio breaks.

Or she'll keep being the good little consoomer she is and pay someone to do it for her.

 

[OttoWest]

What view? There's nothing there! Flat and horrible!

She has a great view of the IMB parking lot.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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And nothing of value was lost.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Or she'll keep being the good little consoomer she is and pay someone to do it for her.

This would be the best possible outcome for Data. Someone who wouldn't be holding him over their head and almost dropping him.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Unfortunately I only see a life of disposable doggy pee pads in a corner. I can't see her even taking him out for regular bio breaks.

Yeah, I think Data is going to be living the Twinkie Storr life pretty soon.

 

[NoReturn]

So she can brag about the view? (IDK, does Austin have nice sunsets/sunrises/a picturesque downtown? Never been there.)

So she can attempt to flirt with the window washer?

Ok, I got nuthin.

She has a great view of the IMB parking lot.

Found these looking for "Austin high rise views" and I still don't like it:

 

[lonelygorl15]

Deathfats just shouldn't have pets, period. They're too lazy to walk a dog or give it lots of playtime. Letting him out into the yard to piss doesn't count as exercise or activity. They shouldn't have cats either because that litter box is not getting scooped regularly. Cats need interaction and enrichment too; most are not a "feed it and forget it" type of pet (ALR, Jen, Chantal). They dump out an entire bag of kibble and use it as a prop for selfies and that's it.

Good pet owners usually have lots of toys strewn about their living space. I can't think of a single time seeing a chew toy or rope or treat in the background. Agreed she definitely needs to give him up.

Anna is the epitome of a lazy, gluttonous sloth. She is unemployed*, lives alone and has zero responsibilities yet she outsources everything normal people do every day, multiple times a day. Cleaning her home, doing her own laundry, walking her poor dog-someone else gets paid to do it.

*imo "influencer" is not a real career despite the disgusting amounts of money they undeservedly make.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Deathfats just shouldn't have pets, period.

Yet they all seem to??? ALR, Chantal, Corissa, etc.

 

[Gussielove]

Why Texas? I'm sure she read some articles about the hip liberal artsy fartsy attractions of up and coming Austin TX, and made her move. She stays because it's cool.