🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[rocknrollmartian]

Anyone here think that either of these two could consume a dainty 2250 or even 2500 per day? Anyone? Buehler?

When you put it that way, it seems obvious that they would rather become completely immobile and then die from obesity than eat 2500 calories per day. That means J couldn't subsist on the equivalent of two hulking Chipotle burritos a day; it would be torture and starvation. Dios mio.

 

[Captain Feathersword]

When you put it that way, it seems obvious that they would rather become completely immobile and then die from obesity than eat 2500 calories per day. That means J couldn't subsist on the equivalent of two hulking Chipotle burritos a day; it would be torture and starvation. Dios mio.

So, that means that that Juliana would *lose* weight if she had a Zinger burger meal from KFC with a Pepsi Max for lunch and dinner every day? Fuck me dead.

True for many/most people (Corissa gets hundreds/thousands of extra calories from her Dr Pepper addiction), but I have full confidence that Juliana actually gets a substantial amount of her calories through food. She gorges herself on high-calorie snacks all day long while sitting at a desk or on the couch. J is the family and the party:
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Corissa and J also love those Dot's pretzels which are ~4200 calories for the big bag (and of course they buy the big bag). They scarf down cookies, potato chips, Cosmic brownies, kids' cereals, sugary canned and dried fruit, peanut M&Ms, nuts, and trail mix, too, plus "meals" like Taco Bell, pizza, BBQ, mayo- or cream-based salads, etc.
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Oh gawd. Apart from the popcorn there is nothing there that I could even stomach eating. How does anyone like Cheetos? Doesn’t the smell put you off? Same with those heavily flavoured corn and potato chips? Is it just the way Yankee tastes are? I hear you guys can’t even get plain Doritos over there. And the stuff they call “cheese” over there is horrifying. Ersatz food died out in WW2 in the rest of the world, but not in America apparently.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Oh gawd. Apart from the popcorn there is nothing there that I could even stomach eating. How does anyone like Cheetos? Doesn’t the smell put you off? Same with those heavily flavoured corn and potato chips? Is it just the way Yankee tastes are? I hear you guys can’t even get plain Doritos over there. And the stuff they call “cheese” over there is horrifying. Ersatz food died out in WW2 in the rest of the world, but not in America apparently.

I had no idea that plain Doritos were a thing until right now, lol. Plain tortilla chips like Tostitos are very common in the US, though.

Anyway, yeah, a lot of Americans eat shitty and cheap junk food, fast food, convenience food, and processed food. Thank god for small favors that most people (obviously) don't eat anywhere the volume of food that C and J do. (Also, most normal people wouldn't buy something like a huge bag of peanut M&Ms and eat it all by themselves at home. They'd more likely buy it for a party or maybe to put in a candy jar at work. I feel the need to emphasize that C and J are freakish, even if the US is full of fatties.)

And just for fun, here's one of the worst US junk food abominations I've seen in a while; the color is obscene:

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

2 liters of soda (which is what that bottle Corissa's chugging contains) is about 850 calories. That's about 212 grams of sugar right there. She's admitted to drinking one of those a day. (Totally good for your diabetes - make that lazy ass pancreas WERK, baby!!)



Toss in some more sugar bombs from Starbeeze (500 calories per, more or less), and you got 1300-1400 calories right there. Even if they did manage to "only" eat 1700 calories (work with me here, Kiwis), you got around a daily 3k calorie intake.



Meanwhile, screwing around on the ol' innernut, I came across a "how much does a 300 lb woman need to eat to maintain her weight?". I saw that a 30 year old woman with a desk job (*cough* Juliana *cough*) would need 2250 or so to keep from plumping up.



Anyone here think that either of these two could consume a dainty 2250 or even 2500 per day? Anyone? Buehler?

I don't even understand how you can drink a fucking 2 liter of soda without feeling disgusting. I drink like 2 or 3 liters of water on a hot summer day, I can't imagine swapping water for goddamn dr. Pepper if it was all I consumed, much less on top of loads of calories of junk food and likely starbucks or other sugary crap. They must consume a normal calorie intake by 10 am.

And like... doesn't the flavor of a soda just start tasting gross by overexposure after a while? Fat people somehow have the world's most discerning and delicate palate when it comes to subtle differences in water... but they have no problem overloading it with gallons of strong-tasting, artificially flavored beetus juice????

 

[glass_houses]

I don't even understand how you can drink a fucking 2 liter of soda without feeling disgusting. I drink like 2 or 3 liters of water on a hot summer day, I can't imagine swapping water for goddamn dr. Pepper if it was all I consumed, much less on top of loads of calories of junk food and likely starbucks or other sugary crap. They must consume a normal calorie intake by 10 am.

And like... doesn't the flavor of a soda just start tasting gross by overexposure after a while? Fat people somehow have the world's most discerning and delicate palate when it comes to subtle differences in water... but they have no problem overloading it with gallons of strong-tasting, artificially flavored beetus juice????

I honestly can't conceive of how deathfats can finish multiple 2L soft drink bottles in a day. The sheer amount of sugar would surely drown out any other flavourings there.

 

[Captain Feathersword]

I had no idea that plain Doritos were a thing until right now, lol. Plain tortilla chips like Tostitos are very common in the US, though.

Anyway, yeah, a lot of Americans eat shitty and cheap junk food, fast food, convenience food, and processed food. Thank god for small favors that most people (obviously) don't eat anywhere the volume of food that C and J do. (Also, most normal people wouldn't buy something like a huge bag of peanut M&Ms and eat it all by themselves at home. They'd more likely buy it for a party or maybe to put in a candy jar at work. I feel the need to emphasize that C and J are freakish, even if the US is full of fatties.)

And just for fun, here's one of the worst US junk food abominations I've seen in a while; the color is obscene:
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Don’t get me wrong, plenty of death fats here in Straya too. My ex is one example, her head was well and truly in the sand despite not being able to walk up a hill at 25. Never date a deathfat, ever, it will ruin you.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Don’t get me wrong, plenty of death fats here in Straya too. My ex is one example, her head was well and truly in the sand despite not being able to walk up a hill at 25. Never date a deathfat, ever, it will ruin you.

Never live with a deathfat either, unless you like having bugs and every surface in your kitchen being coated with old splatters of grease that rub off on your hands

 

[Captain Feathersword]

Never live with a deathfat either, unless you like having bugs and every surface in your kitchen being coated with old splatters of grease that rub off on your hands

With my current strike rate I doubt I’ll find *any* woman clean enough to live with me. And here in defactoland, it’s probably a good thing.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I don't even understand how you can drink a fucking 2 liter of soda without feeling disgusting. I drink like 2 or 3 liters of water on a hot summer day, I can't imagine swapping water for goddamn dr. Pepper if it was all I consumed, much less on top of loads of calories of junk food and likely starbucks or other sugary crap. They must consume a normal calorie intake by 10 am.

And like... doesn't the flavor of a soda just start tasting gross by overexposure after a while? Fat people somehow have the world's most discerning and delicate palate when it comes to subtle differences in water... but they have no problem overloading it with gallons of strong-tasting, artificially flavored beetus juice????

When I was a kid, we weren't usually allowed to drink soda, but we had a family tradition on New Year's Eve: each of us was allowed to pick a 2 liter of whatever soda we wanted, but we had to finish the whole thing before midnight. We'd have other snacks, too, and inevitably go to bed with a stomach ache. I can't imagine doing that every day. The carbonation alone makes you feel bloated and nasty.

Consuming that much soda and junk food in a short period makes you feel disgusting, and I think you make a good point that she and J probably consume their daily calories by 10 AM. Most of us have eaten a huge breakfast with loads of pancakes or waffles with syrup, bacon, fried eggs, and other tasty treats, then felt sluggish and gross all day. It's why we don't do that very often. Normal people thrown into Corissa's situation would realize pretty quickly that their eating habits were making them feel bad and stop, but there's something broken in the deathfat brain that prevents them from making the connection.

No wonder Corissa is such a complete asshole; she probably feels awful

 

[Simon]

When I was a kid, we weren't usually allowed to drink soda, but we had a family tradition on New Year's Eve: each of us was allowed to pick a 2 liter of whatever soda we wanted, but we had to finish the whole thing before midnight. We'd have other snacks, too, and inevitably go to bed with a stomach ache. I can't imagine doing that every day. The carbonation alone makes you feel bloated and nasty.

Consuming that much soda and junk food in a short period makes you feel disgusting, and I think you make a good point that she and J probably consume their daily calories by 10 AM. Most of us have eaten a huge breakfast with loads of pancakes or waffles with syrup, bacon, fried eggs, and other tasty treats, then felt sluggish and gross all day. It's why we don't do that very often. Normal people thrown into Corissa's situation would realize pretty quickly that their eating habits were making them feel bad and stop, but there's something broken in the deathfat brain that prevents them from making the connection.

No wonder Corissa is such a complete asshole; she probably feels awful

Just seeing a picture of her drinking a 2L makes my teeth hurt. And they must feel gross 24/7. And by they, I mean all deathfats, because they all seem to share the same habits, eating for like 3 adults.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

When I was a kid, we weren't usually allowed to drink soda, but we had a family tradition on New Year's Eve: each of us was allowed to pick a 2 liter of whatever soda we wanted, but we had to finish the whole thing before midnight. We'd have other snacks, too, and inevitably go to bed with a stomach ache.

That sounds like punishment for kids caught with cigarettes - to make them smoke the whole pack on the spot

 

[Helena Handbasket]

And just for fun, here's one of the worst US junk food abominations I've seen in a while; the color is obscene:

You can thank Mexico for them. That's where they started. I saw them in Japan, too, when I lived there. The whole "blue" thang is supposedly because blue flames are the hottest - and those are their hottest chips.

Spoiler

Junior Handbaskets bought a bag for shits & giggles. It basically tastes like someone dusted the mo fo's with the hottest ground pepper they could find (IDK, Scotch bonnets? Maybe a bit of ghost pepper?), and that's it.

Very one dimensional on the seasoning, not worth it if you are a fan of spicy food with actual flavor. But if you wanna mess with someone on a bar bet (bet you can't eat an ounce in five minutes!), go for it.

No idea if the rest of them are better. Around these parts, this shit is considered "ghetto". Biggest fans are your usual lower grade Peepul of Walmart tier.

Ended up tossing them after the bunch of us ate about 1 handful - that's for the whole fam. 1/10, do not recommend.

 

[Breadbear]

You can thank Mexico for them. That's where they started. I saw them in Japan, too, when I lived there. The whole "blue" thang is supposedly because blue flames are the hottest - and those are their hottest chips.

Spoiler

Junior Handbaskets bought a bag for shits & giggles. It basically tastes like someone dusted the mo fo's with the hottest ground pepper they could find (IDK, Scotch bonnets? Maybe a bit of ghost pepper?), and that's it.

Very one dimensional on the seasoning, not worth it if you are a fan of spicy food with actual flavor. But if you wanna mess with someone on a bar bet (bet you can't eat an ounce in five minutes!), go for it.

No idea if the rest of them are better. Around these parts, this shit is considered "ghetto". Biggest fans are your usual lower grade Peepul of Walmart tier.

Ended up tossing them after the bunch of us ate about 1 handful - that's for the whole fam. 1/10, do not recommend.

Ugh, I hate that kind of shit. "Burning" isn't a flavor. Spicy should be a side effect, not the main event.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

How does anyone like Cheetos? Doesn’t the smell put you off? Same with those heavily flavoured corn and potato chips? Is it just the way Yankee tastes are? I hear you guys can’t even get plain Doritos over there.

Plain Doritos are just branded as Tostitos here. Same ginormous company, different name for marketing purposes.

As far as the flavorings - they're all loaded with a bunch of MSG. It lights up the pleasure centers in your little monkey brain and makes people want to eat more and more of it. Crap food makers in Burgerland LURVE the stuff and put it in everything.

 

[stupid frog]

Cosmic Brownies are so low tier, even my fucked palette can taste all the chemicals.

 

[Captain Feathersword]

Plain Doritos are just branded as Tostitos here. Same ginormous company, different name for marketing purposes.

As far as the flavorings - they're all loaded with a bunch of MSG. It lights up the pleasure centers in your little monkey brain and makes people want to eat more and more of it. Crap food makers in Burgerland LURVE the stuff and put it in everything.

The thing with the orange-dust-on-your-hands type snacks is that the smell is just so strong and harsh that I wonder how people can eat them in the first place. Let alone eat a whole bag every day

 

[GenociderSyo]

J's IG (Don't look up the account on 2nd image its just pictures of vaginas by a homebirther She really likes to get a view of the baby coming out and puts it on IG):

 

[HexBawxUno]

Kelly also posted that second picture and whined about the photographer not posting enough queer stuff.

 

[BitterPill]

I honestly can't conceive of how deathfats can finish multiple 2L soft drink bottles in a day. The sheer amount of sugar would surely drown out any other flavourings there.

The sugar is terrible, but also the sodium. She’s actively dehydrating herself by drinking so much soda. Her skin guaranteed is related to the soda habit.

 

[GenociderSyo]