Period Fetishists On Fetlife - Anal V8 popsicles. Nuff said.

I suddenly feel suicidal and left out because I will never experience the pain of a swift kick to the male scrotum. I hereby identify as a True And Honest Man and I demand to experience a kick in the balls. How can I simulate this painful experience? I need to feel manly.

Reading this thread is a kick in the balls, you aren't missing out on anything
 
Found this on /r/itsafetish. NSFL, there's images of exotic tacos.
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It seems as though the line between fetish and certifiably insane is very, very thin.

It is! I read that post here with the guy who puts sandpaper in his bra to mimic breast tenderness with sandpaper and I was just dumbfounded. Guess I'll try that method the next time I need to tenderize a steak. Smh
 
It's only a matter of time until the weirdos who try to push transgenderism on kids start pushing tranny tampons on them too.
"Shut up! My ladyboi child needs xir tampons in the bussy. It is natural for any enby to have that feeling of womanhood."

I'd say never, but I have seen some shit in clownworld.
 
It is! I read that post here with the guy who puts sandpaper in his bra to mimic breast tenderness with sandpaper and I was just dumbfounded. Guess I'll try that method the next time I need to tenderize a steak. Smh
or just pinch them til they're sore you fucking psycho
 
wow Talk about going down the rabbit hole. I may never come out the other side.

While reading I noticed there was no mention of the practice of hoodoo. What is hoodoo, you may ask? Oh, nothing really. It's just the practice of feeding men your menstrual blood in order to get them to fall in love with you.

Are you ready to enhance your cooking like never before? Lucky for you, there's an active forum to help with incorporating menstrual blood into your everyday cuisine!

People who practice witchcraft have always spouted the idea of 'women being more closely connected with the universe' during the time they bleed through their vagina holes, so naturally the blood is believed to have magical properties.

This lady, like all of us, is asking "Is this the right thing to do?"

One day i told him, i want to go and visit my parent, and i will stay with them for 1 weeks. I beg him not to sleep with any woman until i come back, he agreed and gave me a send of FK, he did it as if he was doing me for the last time. It was really fun. When i want to my parent place, i decided to spend some more days , when i return i met my boyfriend riding on another girl and she was really enjoying it. I became very mad at it,i was very angry like never before when i saw them. I was outside until they are through.

He came out and met me outside, he started begging as so as he saw me, that it is a mistake. I cried and cry. After one week I forgive him because i love him, but i was still angry with him. He asked me to cook rice for him. I was on my period, i removed my pad and suck it inside water and make sure the blood much in the water, i added my urine into the water and i made stew for him, he came back and ate the food without knowing.

My question is, did i do the right thing? Or i over reacted? Should i tell him?because i am feeling very worried and confused.

Well, lucky for us our question will be answered! This lady claims to be upfront about feeding it to her husband, and swears by it being the thing that held their relationship together:

In the African-American hoodoo tradition, as well as in Sicilian folk-magic, menstrual blood served to a man in his coffee or tea is a sovereign recipe for capturing his sexual attention. No ritual, prayer, or invocation is necessary; you simply add some menstrual blood to the man's coffee or tea. The idea is to get your scent into the beloved's sphere of consciousness. This is nothing more or less than pheromone-magic, and as such it partakes of biology as much as it does of occultism. My Sicilian grandmother believed in its efficacy completely.

I have done this often, with uniformly good results. I have directly fed gobbets of menstruum to my lover, from my fingers, as one might feed a pet. This was done to bind him, but to avoid the sneakiness of slipping it into his drinks -- i want him to KNOW how much i want him to be mine, and to know that i am working the spell on him right out in the open. (As the old slogan for the Steak-and-Shake drive-in chain reads: "In sight -- it must be right!")

om nom nom, get inside of my tum!

This man, after finding out his girlfriend was doing just that, had an unusually reasonable reaction:

i told her i guess it was meant to be. she says she made it so and i asked her how. she goes on to say that once a month when shes on her period she puts her menstrual blood in the spaghetti sauce she feeds me.

i was phuckin grossed out, immediately started gagging.

she told me it was an old secret her grandma gave her and that she thought i would find it sexy. couldnt believe this chit. i immediately left after now im home.

misc, what would u do in my shoes??

Don't do anything, OP! Definitely do not knock her out or file assault charges. There's nothing quite like a nice, hearty uterine chunk mixed into your grub to keep the relationship spicy. Yum-my! What a keeper!

And if you are ever in any doubt regarding your spirituality, may I direct you to the Womb Witch? Or a novel that can teach you how to collect, store and use the blood properly? I mean, we wouldn't want anything unhygienic getting into the food... right? :story:

But seriously, if you were wondering why some cultures tell men to avoid brown or red foods out of superstition, this is why. There is very little nutritional benefit to this, and you are at risk of iron poisoning or contracting a disease. Animals that drink blood regularly have natural bodily processes that make it beneficial. Humans do not have these, unfortunately people are just really, really fucking gross.
 
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