🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Entire background should just be sheet cake!
That’s the ✨ official ✨ Annasexual flag

(Blank because there’s nothing to celebrate)


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The only people who would sexualize her are feeders at this point. I doubt she gets sexualized as much as she wishes she did. A lot of these types of complaints seem like attempts at a humble brag coming from someone like her.

She wants to be sexually harassed so bad, it’s embarrassing.
yeah she's def humble bragging and wants everyone to know that she's wanted by some ppl (totally normal non-fetishists that don't see her as an object for their abhorrent desires 🙄).
she talks about creepy dm's and pretends to go on tinder to justify her lingerie hauls and stuff when most of her audience is prob like what's all that even for lol. she wants to seem like she's carrie bradshaw, just obese, so she has to put up a front.
no other content creators make such a point to mention their creepy dm's... or not in her whole, HEY LOOK AT HOW MANY MEN WANT ME GROSS AMIRIGHT way.
it's ok to be asexual or whatever but just be that and dont talk about it or pretend to be something youre not. dont use pride month for your "leave my incel ass alone" rant. just stop lol
 
Annasexuality is such bullshit. A year ago, she posted a video where she became a “certified pole dancer” and had her “inner sex beast” come out.

Anna eating a whole sheet cake…At least she’s not Tess blowing a Pret egg sandwich fart on it first.
 
Anna is confused about her sexuality because she is
- desperately lonely and craving companionship and understanding (so, boyfriend!)
- wants to copy the lives of the sexually active and partnered "influencers" she sees who get to traipse around in cute fashion and take editorial shots (so, the sex!)
- craves endless attention and adoration (so, boyfriend! Or girlfriend? Whatever, love me!)
- has totally blown out any chance of normal hormonal/sexual/emotional/whatever function (so, not hornt? Wait, so no boyfriend? Confuse!)

All at the same time. And doesn't want to examine where any of these feelings are coming from. Leading to the yearly "mumble mumble annasexual quasi-queer" awkwardness. Girl, get long-term inpatient help.
 
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I never knew the horror of flying next to Anna could be even worse than I imagined.

In this video we learn that Anna uses a whole fucking backpack as her "personal item" that's in addition to her carry-on bag.

We also learn that Anna strips down to her bra if she gets a little warm.

She showed off that gawd awful sweatshirt, and claimed it was "fitted at the waist" rather than too small, that she wears if she gets cold.

Anna also admitted that she routinely experiences chafing while on a plane and has a special cream she keeps in her bag to apply just before boarding.

Anna also shared that she covers herself in Vaseline and face oil for the flight.

For some reason she favors clips over rubber bands for her hair to keep her awake. (Yeah, I really didn't follow that, either)

Turns out she doesn't want to be embarrassed and talked about if she falls asleep, so has a Kindle she can't use to keep herself awake. I promise Anna, people are talking about you for reasons other than your snoring.

At least she buys two tickets to fit her girth. Although she does scam Southwest and claim a refund her the second one.

I'm unsure if Anna meant to imply she doesn't wear underwear, but she explained that her travel leggings pre-dispose her to yeasty growth and keeps feminine wipes always at hand.

Jesus, I never want to fly again.
 
If you have to do all that prep work just to fly on an airplane, you might want to rethink your choices. Either stop eating like an elephant or stay home, don’t subject people to that.
 
Anna is confused about her sexuality because she is
- desperately lonely and craving companionship and understanding (so, boyfriend!)
- wants to copy the lives of the sexually active and partnered "influencers" she sees who get to traipse around in cute fashion and take editorial shots (so, the sex!)
- craves endless attention and adoration (so, boyfriend! Or girlfriend? Whatever, love me!)
- has totally blown out any chance of normal hormonal/sexual/emotional/whatever function (so, not hornt? Wait, so no boyfriend? Confuse!)

All at the same time. And doesn't want to examine where any of these feelings are coming from. Leading to the yearly "mumble mumble annasexual quasi-queer" awkwardness. Girl, get long-term inpatient help.


I truly think Anna is all “I don’t have sexual thoughts” right now because she was recently dating and it probably didn’t work out so now it’s not “well, I’m 709 pounds so maybe I’m not perceived as good partner material” and instead is “well I really don’t like sexy time anyway so it’s not my deathfat status, it’s just my lack of interest.” It’s a cope.
 
If one thinks about words compounding, i.e heterosexual attracted to the opposite sex, homo - to the same sex, and bi - to both, then annasexual attracted to Anna herself, which is suits her NPD quite well.

Someone needs to tell Anna there is already a word for that - autosexual

Please I want to see her meltdown

or maybe not then she would really see herself as a special rainbow mafia snowflake
 
Here we go again the annual anna-sexual post.
Anna is confused about her sexuality because she is
- desperately lonely and craving companionship and understanding (so, boyfriend!)
- wants to copy the lives of the sexually active and partnered "influencers" she sees who get to traipse around in cute fashion and take editorial shots (so, the sex!)
- craves endless attention and adoration (so, boyfriend! Or girlfriend? Whatever, love me!)
- has totally blown out any chance of normal hormonal/sexual/emotional/whatever function (so, not hornt? Wait, so no boyfriend? Confuse!)

All at the same time. And doesn't want to examine where any of these feelings are coming from. Leading to the yearly "mumble mumble annasexual quasi-queer" awkwardness. Girl, get long-term inpatient help.
Back in the early 2000s there as some actual, interesting discussions online about asexuality, but the one that sticks out most to me was the concern from older people that younger ones (late bloomers) and wanna-be-specials (this was around the time when it was edgy to be bi) would start identifying as asexual for social reasons and/or would glom onto the label as part of their identity and have issues changing it later.
This conversation stuck out to me because so many of the predictions I read around that time about the subject actually did come true. "Asexuality" went from the very simple to understand "Lack of attraction to either sex"/"Lack of desire for sexual activity" to something more nebulous and weirdly political. We started seeing things like "demisexual" and "aromantic" and holier-than-thou shit like Anna posts right here:
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Could Anna actually be asexual? Yeah, probably, but it's also extremely likely that - like people who become asexual due to reasons other than #bornthisway - Anna has something else going on. Maybe it's even just as simple as her weight having fucked up her hormones beyond all reason.
 
Some interesting things happening in the comment section. Multiple spam posts and someone calling themselves “Admiñ” using Anna’s avatar to spam replies:
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Spam in comments obviously isn’t uncommon but it’s the first time I’ve seen it so prevalent on one of Anna’s vids. It’s engaging with her actual commenters too. She needs to clean that up.

Lots of fatties celebrating their Two Seat Minimum. Then this one:
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Some taking offense at being called old:
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Finally this disgusting bit of TMI:
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