How would Kiwi Farms of history be like? - Pre-internet era kiwifarms

[lolcow yoghurt]

Let's say, in 1856, how would the society have a Kiwi Farms? My bet is on a freak circus.

 

[My Name is Ed]

"Grug use sharp stone, take off man-berries. Want be called Lurrg now"
"Ha ha ha, Lurrg is woman name, Grug is big lolaurochs. I draw petroglyph in Birdcave, everyone make fun now."

 

[Certified_Autist]

Kiwi Farms would be the local pub/tavern where everyone goes to get gossip, make fun of village idiots (many of whom also frequent the place), and argue over stupid bullshit.

 

[Kier]

Kiwi Farms would be the local pub/tavern where everyone goes to get gossip, make fun of village idiots (many of whom also frequent the place), and argue over stupid bullshit.

And eventually it would probably become a speak-easy somewhere

 

[FatMebius]

I'd imagine we'd all be wearing some slick togas. But, instead of talking about how a funny thing happened on the way to the forum, we'd be talking about some sperg drawing their own original mary sue Greek god who sleeps with all the goddesses. Or sharing tales of a large, angry pig who who's said to sire multiple offspring he never sees and flees from the sight of Anglos.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I'd imagine we'd all be wearing some slick togas. But, instead of talking about how a funny thing happened on the way to the forum, we'd be talking about some sperg drawing their own original mary sue Greek god who sleeps with all the goddesses. Or sharing tales of a large, angry pig who who's said to sire multiple offspring he never sees and flees from the sight of Anglos.

Actually... that’s pretty much Arthurian legend is.

 

[Red Hood]

"We're gonna tar and feather the Bri'ish magistrate! Liberty or death!"

"Fuck you Patrick Henry, we are NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY."

 

[独人13]

Go check out Søren Aabye Kierkegaard

 

[Johnny Salami]

Joshua "Cowboy" Moon would be a rancher however when you ask to see the "funny looking cows" you'd go to a secret room where you can either pick up a pamphlet of what the lolcows were up to and you could drop off notes about the crazies out in town did. Everyone knows the pamphlets exist but nobody knows how they're getting out nut they just wish to never be on there (in this scenario nobody knows null runs the farms because in the 1850s Jersh would have been shot a long time ago

 

[Russian Bot]

 

[Kaido117]

A pub.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

"have thee heard about christian weston chandler? i heard we're going to see his execution tonight"
"i am laughing my buttocks off"
"crimean war? it's happening"

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

1930s A&N would be filled with arguments about Hitler, so not that different than it is now.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Hanoi Jane , Patty Hearst, Manson, Crying about Star Trek being cancelled, Womens Liberation, Vietnam, Jet fuel & steel beams, Unabomber..

 

[Toyota Camry]

Depending on the circumstances, we may have to deal with the local authorities more often than the other competing pubs and most people wouldn't admit they have ever visited our establishment, even though it's literally the best grapevine with somewhat amazing and surprisingly diverse patrons.

We would talk about every single horrible ruler and their dickrider, how certain science experiments are just a front for human cruelty, and other nonsense that the public have been exposed to. Everyone have the same speaking power and dear leader would be somewhat of a legend among us.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

it would be a secret society/cult...
in a sewer system

 

[fat venus]

tabloid publisher house. isnt this the same shit, just online? and with more insults

 

[MrGodSlave]

They'd be all over this chap

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

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Martin Luther was not nearly this based

 

[AMHOLIO]

It would be funnier because people would have to work harder to shitpost IRL without videos.