💤 Inactive The Blue Checkmark: Ralph's last Horcrux - Shattered.

[3322]

Let's talk about Ralph's most powerful weapon, the blue checkmark. The blue checkmark allows Ralph to retain the last tiny amount of relevancy he still has left from his GamerGate days. It allows him to book guests for his show, who don't know who he is, by making them believe he is a reputable internet podcaster. It allows him to get away with tweets such as these:


Tweet 1 (archive) / Tweet 2 (archive)

Tweet 3 (archive) / Tweet 4 (archive)

And also allows him to get anyone he doesn't like jannied of twitter with a single report:



I wonder what is helping Ralph keep his twitter and blue checkmark after all of these years, despite openly violating TOS, running a white-nationalist podcast and being Nick Fuentes right hand man. What is his secret?


Tweet (archive)



Post your favorite Ralph tweets that would get anyone else banned for racism/misogyny/harrassment/etc!

 

[Null]

>What is his secret?
fat dick sucking lips

 

[Bloatlord]

The question is, would Ralph finally be freed from his brain damage with the removal of the dreaded blue check?

 

[3322]

The question is, would Ralph finally be freed from his brain damage with the removal of the dreaded blue check?

If you destroy the Blue Checkmark Horcrux, Ralph dies.

 

[Johnny Salami]

The blue check mark is the mark of the beast.

Either way if Musk does end up owning Twitter in sure he'd let you buy a checkmark using money and an ID

 

[3322]

The blue check mark is the mark of the beast.

Either way if Musk does end up owning Twitter in sure he'd let you buy a checkmark using money and an ID

Yeah I think Musk said he wanted to have more "real people" on twitter and that he plans to do that by verifying accounts using ID. If every user on twitter has a blue checkmark, the value of having one would plummet. Certainly would be interesting.

 

[AltisticRight]

He still has his paw paw's cubic zirconia pimp ring!
Destroy it with the fangs of the most vicious gator.

 

[smellybutthole]

Ralph makes threats on a daily basis and has multiple HAYDERS flagging him.
His checkmark isn't just blue, it glows in the dark.

 

[JustStopDude]

Honest question, but is there anyone on Twitter with a blue check mark that isn't either insane or so far up their own ass that they are insufferable.

 

[Falcerer]

 

[The Big Dream]

The only answer is that someone deep in Twitter is a Kiwi Farmer who knows how much content we stand to lose without the checkmark. God bless.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I imagine this but Part Deux.

 

[Molag Bal]

If not before, it was confirmed during ralph's arrest at the pro-abortion rally that he's a federal asset of some kind, complete with a handler and the protections attached.

When Chad Loder, notorious federal asset and part of the bourgeoisie, went amok getting one person after the other banned, he also made some mad noise about how he hates Ralph. But when called on it, he got evasive about it and when further pressed, started blocking people and deleting tweets again. Pretty clear he tried to have him banned, but whoever at twitter handles that, refused to do as he told them. Apparently he's big enough of a deal to have someone like gator or memenco removed, but with Ralph, he's met his match.
If tech multi-millionaires that are heavily involved with the US government lack the power to take down the gunt, then random aylawgs on gossip forums or discord servers can't do it either.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He really does love the jews, here's him outraged by jew haters.
(it's ralph yelling so volume warning)

0:12

 

[Punished Brent]

harry potter is for gay men and childless women, which I always thought was weird considering it's a young mans coming of age story.
I really don't think losing this would affect ralph, he is so famously repulsive at this point that most people have heard of him and the ones who haven't will find out quickly due to ralphs lack of self control. It takes almost nothing for him to start screaming "nigger" or "faggot". He unironically thinks that spending your time calling women whores online is something to brag about.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Not an earth-shattering tweet nec, but one that legit made me laugh.
Sometimes RageTits gets it right with his ubiquitous ‘BITCH’ slappity slap.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

If not before, it was confirmed during ralph's arrest at the pro-abortion rally that he's a federal asset of some kind, complete with a handler and the protections attached.

When Chad Loder, notorious federal asset and part of the bourgeoisie, went amok getting one person after the other banned, he also made some mad noise about how he hates Ralph. But when called on it, he got evasive about it and when further pressed, started blocking people and deleting tweets again. Pretty clear he tried to have him banned, but whoever at twitter handles that, refused to do as he told them. Apparently he's big enough of a deal to have someone like gator or memenco removed, but with Ralph, he's met his match.
If tech multi-millionaires that are heavily involved with the US government lack the power to take down the gunt, then random aylawgs on gossip forums or discord servers can't do it either.

Dan can.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan Ralph would legit kill himself if he lost the bluecheck, it’s all he has. The bluecheck is more precious to him than any of his kids.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

CPU Blue Check

 

[KKKaan]

harry potter is for gay men and childless women, which I always thought was weird considering it's a young mans coming of age story.

Magic is never as interesting for men as swords or guns.