Write a scary story in two sentences

A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.
 
I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again.

The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.
 
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