Fuuuck she's gotten bigger, look at her arms! What is with hambeasts thinking they look great stuffed like a sausage and waddling around with giant tires for arms??? That dress looks two seconds from just busting & flying off her.
This is so sad. In my experience, little kids prefer real-life experiences over vidya. It’s only after repeated conditioning that they will ignore what’s going on around them in favor of staring at a screen. Bowie probably tries all the time to interact with Mawm only to be met with an eye roll and a, “OMG Bowie, Mommy’s WORKING. Here watch Peppa,” or something similar. The fact that he’s so disinterested even tho Mawm is dancing to music in a “fancy” dress literally feet away from him is evidence that she never pays attention to him.
The only time she interacts with him is when she needs an IG photo op to prove to the haderz what a great MAWM she is, or have an excuse to pig out on junk food. The rest of the time he's told to stare at an iPad and leave Momma alone while she's busy "working" (eye-fucking herself, going out to eat with the newest BFFs Of The Day, meeting with CakeJohns). I'll bet he has zero friends because she doesn't take him to events where he can interact with other kids his age.
can we have a crying face react because tess makes me cry
Cleaning semen and/or gravy and/or cake off that many square yards of skin has to be exhausting. Assuming she cleans off between jobs she's doing more work than a team of landscapers.
Like wearing water wings full of melted lard, 24/7.
No Happy Mother's Day wishes to her mother, of course, just crying about herself and how hard she has it.
"Today is a complicated day for many adult children."
Seriously. I thought her stupid post was going to say “showing up for my kids” as I read it. Not “showing up for myself”. It’s all about her 100% of the time. That fat biotch.
She probably is hoping to lure in another "exercise gear for fatties" brand to make up for the loss of her FLABLETICS sponsorship.
People whose lives and livelihoods revolve around social media really shouldn't have kids. There are so many horror stories about family vloggers and influencers commodifying their children. We already know that childhood stardom can really fuck people up. Child actors at least have off hours when they can go home and rest. Vloggers/influencers are always at work. The children are either always at work with their parents or being overshadowed by their parents' work. Social media is all about optics. Looking good, looking happy, looking successful - no matter how hard you have to fake it. Social media can be bad enough for a grown adult's mental health, but kids are still learning about life and how the world works. They need to learn from reality without the warped lens of social media.
Her attitude at any given moment is dependent entirely on attention and how much she feels validated about her numerous terrible life decisions. She will never admit that she’s fucked everything up, dependent on the next cake she has to fart on from fickle cakejohns who might find someone younger and more eager to please than Tubby Tess Hoolliday. So we get to see the entire gamut of her emotional range, often multiple times a day: sad, hungry, angry, hungry, arrogant, hungry, etc.
