💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

Off topic from Tom and Perry but am I the only one out there finally disgusted with the pride American women take in being doughy tattooed whores? Bunch of smelly worthless bed shitting mental case skanks.
Pringle’s arms should be tattooed with her sponsors! (Arbys, Roy Rogers, Shake Shack, Dress Barn, Payless Shoes, Minute Clinic). She’s an Olympic sized pool of sweat covered lard!!!! Does CumB do #Tips4CumB when she’s waggling her poon and those repulsive flap jacks on her chest scrape the shag CumB Carpet? That other monster on there looks like Barbie swallowed hundreds of bags of Kibble. (Identical smell). I hear CumB chimes in every 2 seconds with “Show Poon 4 CumB”? I’ve seen street beggars with more credibility than these two rats. Lock them UP!
 
oh boy tomb got perry a switch and an nes classic, pcl gaming soon?
Never understood this cum-brained notion. All CumB did was make an indentured servant out of an elderly retard who was already being bullied by clever people and charge losers to bully him three days a week. Now he’s finally going to force an idea of his own into the schedule, and I’ll bet it goes over as well as his hurt feelings suit.

No one wants to see another gay retard playing games badly on Twitch - Especially not the PCL paypiggies who only care about the 1992 story and paying a sad, old man with no family to eat microwaved dog food while he’s dressed as Bugs Bunny.
 
so pcl is going the dsp route at least perry will be slightly more entertaining than Phil
Phil doesn’t have a backseat-driving cancer like CumB ruining everything from behind sticky curtains with a big belly sticking out of them. Any potential for entertainment will surely be canceled out by that jizz-grazing orangutan constantly scanning ahead to make sure nobody is even potentially criticizing him (e.g. all mention of mushrooms will still be banned during Mario Bros streams, unaware subscribers will be banned over the word, and people asking why will be censored and kicked) - All so some fifty year old failed comedian who’s obese from semen can go on believing he’ll never have to break a cummy sweat in the course of addressing the elephant in the room.
 
Bad stream tonight, “hey Perry wear your snowboard and helmet.”
Been doing a relisten to the Big 3. Every fucking thing is unoriginal. From $10 shoutout which is a shitty tips for cumb for $10. The 1992 repeats and everything else.
 
so i just read most of this and what all happened and i have no words but what i do wanna say is man i havent known perry streams long but they sure dropped in quality fast like a rock it used to be funny and stuff but now tom ruins everything or makes it go to far its just so boring when u know whats coming all of a sudden
 
i havent known perry streams long but they sure dropped in quality fast like a rock
Though the novelty was never going to last, the “showrunner” of PCL spending the past month putting his directing efforts into directing attention away from his hobby of playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with cum at the expense of his production’s content is a death knell that Perry screeching at Mario Kart or whatever isn’t going to walk back.

CumB showed us that anyone standing in the way between him and his jizz fetish is going to be memory-holed for as long as other people are generating money for him to waste on suing semianonymous individuals on the internet such as myself for daring to suggest that perhaps small children shouldn’t be living under the care of lying sex workers and predators living off embezzled cum and retard money.

The only people still onboard with paying into PCL are either denser than Perry or as desperate to be considered “in” on the joke as some people are to be in on the cum - And those groups are not mutually exclusive (can Garrett the Ferret even look in the same direction with both of those soulless Cookie Monster eyes that look like piss holes in a snow bank)?
 
the show is so low effort.
"lol TALK ABOUT GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM A DUDE AGAIN"
The last funny thing I remember happening was Perry going to the court house to get a restraining order against Ronald McDonald. The deliveries to his house suck. Every time I hope its a kiwi with some mushrooms. Thats how low the show is going when people just watch to see if it gets trolled.
 
they will be opening and screening all the packages coming or just do a mobile monday instead. i dont see the mailbag being real again. I think i also saw maybe 490 at one point, very low viewship lately.
 
I only found out about Perry in the last year so I don't really know much about the community but I'm surprised that Tom's discord degeneracy is what's killing the show and not the multiple hot mic slips of Tom faking things by telling Perry how to react or his literal word for word response like in the most recent clip.
 
I only found out about Perry in the last year so I don't really know much about the community but I'm surprised that Tom's discord degeneracy is what's killing the show and not the multiple hot mic slips of Tom faking things by telling Perry how to react or his literal word for word response like in the most recent clip.

The short answer is that PCL paypigs will sit through any old shit while they wait to hear their paid comment reacted to, and CumB regards this as a success because he doesn’t think about much more than the giant jar of jizz he’s scooping mouthfuls out of like Winnie the Pooh.

The long answer is that I think longtime fans understand that The Perry Project has always had smoke and mirrors in beats you wouldn’t necessarily be paying attention to, along with genuine spontaneity where it surely would seem to require contrivance for a particular joke to work (Tons of JQA segments from the Big 3 episodes either fell flat or had the literal scripts abandoned mid-call so they could resume hammering whatever topic Perry was butthurt about that week) .

At the end of the day, Perry believes he possesses talent as an actor; and is honest-to-Javaho attempting to portray a flanderized version of himself as a character in the way that someone with Down Syndrome might try to imitate another kind of retard.

So you end up with “bits” that Perry tries to play into before ultimately missing the target so hard that he ends up burying whatever the initial payoff was supposed to be (oftentimes with something more humiliating or outrageous - Mole Play segments are full of these). Don and Tony were able to build a machine out of that process because they understand comedy - Whereas CumB has spent his whole life alienating women through the forced topic of insisting he understands comedy. CumB truly epitomizes the stereotype of the bottomfeeding, failed comedian and “player” trying to bag the slampigs his funnier friends attract, while pretending he’s above his own behavior. That and his fucking revolting pimp attitude toward his cash-generating lolcow and fanbase he stole makes him totally unfit and unlikely to remain a platonic stepdad. As many have said, the creep’s never passed a vibe check in his life.

But now that CumB’s finally made something of himself by resorting to riding the coattails of a retard whose only marketable talent is being a despicable person, he finally has a platform to prove to the world that he’s been criminally overlooked and underrated as a comedy aficionado for his entire adult life. And his unrelenting backseat-driving and greediness in dictating a recreation of how a “perfect” Perry moment plays out in his jizz-deformed head on PCL has sadly proven to be something paypigs are simply willing to sit through while they wait to see how Perry reacts to their brilliant $10 comment about how he screws men.

That’s part of why CumB is so desperate to control how the PCL audience perceives him: he knows his own ideas aren’t up to the standards of his own inferior version of a format he stole; so he uses executive privilege to lower the bar and delegate production positions to any sycophants he can vet as definitely being less-attractive and -creative than his own idealized image of himself.

What’s more pathetic is that everyone now knows he can’t live up to that image; because he’s begun devoting time and other people’s money to policing the preservation of that image: “I am so above caring whether people think I have a felching fetish that I’m willing to go broke punishing people for suggesting that I do after I was documented bragging about it as part of my foolproof strategy for seducing toothless ugamug PCL fans in a chatroom.”

So, for as much as CumB drags the show down, all he has to do is raise the price of entry for his sideshow in which it’s an open secret that he’s the biggest freak of all (in severity and corpulence).
 
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On a happier note anyone here ever go back and listen to the old Big3 podcast episodes from the pre-Tom Brennan era? They are gold.
Never understood this cum-brained notion. All CumB did was make an indentured servant out of an elderly retard who was already being bullied by clever people and charge losers to bully him three days a week. Now he’s finally going to force an idea of his own into the schedule, and I’ll bet it goes over as well as his hurt feelings suit.

No one wants to see another gay retard playing games badly on Twitch - Especially not the PCL paypiggies who only care about the 1992 story and paying a sad, old man with no family to eat microwaved dog food while he’s dressed as Bugs Bunny.
Like I've said before the PCL streams are just cruel for no reason. The Big3 podcast and WCH was about riling Perry up for a epic meltdown and shrill shrieking fit. This current incarnation of the Perry project just feels like shit Germans would do to amuse themselves tormenting prisoners back in the early 1940s. Who wants to see Perry painfully get his asshole waxed or eat things that make him shit himself? Who's is this target audience?
 
On a happier note anyone here ever go back and listen to the old Big3 podcast episodes from the pre-Tom Brennan era? They are gold.

Like I've said before the PCL streams are just cruel for no reason. The Big3 podcast and WCH was about riling Perry up for a epic meltdown and shrill shrieking fit. This current incarnation of the Perry project just feels like shit Germans would do to amuse themselves tormenting prisoners back in the early 1940s. Who wants to see Perry painfully get his asshole waxed or eat things that make him shit himself? Who's is this target audience?
I don't understand this concern or worry for Perry, the guys a shitbag. I find it odd when fans claim to care so much about Perrys well being while they torment him along with everyone else...Tom does this, which has always made me question his integrity.

Am I the only honest person who can admit that I'm an old school bully, and think if anyone deserves to be bullied it's Perry.
 
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