How much of a clusterfuck must someone to fail at making a single friend through childhood and adolescence? Up until high school, one of my friends used to run to the school library as soon as recess began, and spent his whole time there devouring books. He was a fat loner, an annoying know-it-all weirdo, and an edgy fedoratheist in a Catholic school, and still managed to make a friend or two as that mess.
I knew someone who looked like white Bucky Miller and had serious problems with the concept of "not stinking", and he had friends and even a girlfriend once he learned how2hygiene.
I'm no social wonder myself, and still have friends whom I met in 6th grade.
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