🪦 Deceased Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Janny Jewsh]

He's lucky SBU picked him up and not some rogue militia

A tranny jouro doing reporting on the ground confirms that CRP was arrested by the SBU earlier this week, calls him " alleged Russian spy" this dude is actually dead for real jeez louise
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this tranny was right

 

[3322]

I fucking knew he was just pretending! CoachRoach never dies!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I fucking knew he was just pretending! CoachRoach never dies!

If we thought he was insufferable before this, good lord we ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[grasshoppermustard]

Feeling like this right about now..

 

[Berb]

So, no beheading video then?

 

[Burgerasssand]

So, no beheading video then?

fuck im so disappointed in Ukraine right now.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Ralph celebrated a bit early:

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1517331912465043458

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1515957442630270978

Portuguese Hospitality VS Ukrainian Hospitality:

 

[JCDenthog]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2yeSOcNlgE
Here is the video, Coach seemed a bit out of it but alive.

Project Mayhem lives bitches

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

CRP said he's dying on his Patreon exclusive vid.

Said he had 18-24months to live

https://kohlchan.net/int/res/15843875.html

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He claims to have a terminal heart condition but refuses to talk on the specifics of it? I bet it's from being overweight and sedentary aka his own fault.

Spoiler

He's fat!

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1517331912465043458

Ralph celebrating a bit early

The best part of this is Ralph will be seething about his victory being taken away from him.

Well then we know the answer, he was indeed picked up by the SBU and denied access to the internet. All they did was give him a stern talking to it seems.

You'd think they'd just ship his ass out of the country if they weren't going to kill him, I mean why keep him in the city? It's not like he's some huge propagandist that is going to have an effect on the war.

He's lucky SBU picked him up and not some rogue militia

Idk the SBU has wasted people during this, I'm surprised they didn't kill him but maybe it's just because they didn't want to fuck with a westerner.

Crazy. Something is way fishy with all of this.

I agree, he did seem pretty frazzled on the video, I mean I guess anyone would be after being detained by an intelligence agency but I mean frazzled in the way that you would be if someone was pointing a gun at your head offscreen. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if they had agents had his place watching and told him you say anything political again, we're killing you.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Release the tapes, CRP. We need to know the forbidden lore that happened at Knoxville.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

I'm surprised they didn't kill him but maybe it's just because they didn't want to fuck with a westerner.

literally the only reason lol

Coach's "golden passport" really saved his ass

Also SBU forbids him from leaving Kharkiv; trying to get him killed in crossfire lol:
"we can't technically kill you ourselves, but we still want you to die"

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

strange how humble he is. must have been quit the experience.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1517331912465043458

Ralph celebrating a bit early




Coach still looking better than Ralph's Portugal stint

"i lived bitch"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

My faith in the brutal Zelinksy Regime is shaken.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

He gets released mere hours before Jewsh's stream and cucks Jewsh out of the chance to proclaim him dead. You gotta give it to him, he's a clever old bastard.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He gets released mere hours before Jewsh's stream and cucks Jewsh out of the chance to proclaim him dead. You gotta give it to him, he's a clever old bastard.

He had to get this proof of life out there before people start canceling their Patreon subs and shit.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Somebody needs to post an updated Feature

 

[Cynically Insane]

His 2 international passports and following must have made it a bad idea to disappear him. Or he was lying, never taken and this was a stunt. I had little doubt that he was actually taken UNTIL NOW.

 

[Flaycreak]

I bet he's drenched with pre-cum over all the attention he got, and will be smugger than ever with the attention he'll get.

 

[BSV]

He at least looks pretty healthy. It's somewhat mysterious that he wouldn't say anything about what happened though. Hinting to some kind of secrecy. Most likely he have been told to not talk about "certain things" and if not that they have some very friendly Azov guys that would like a word with him.

You'd think they'd just ship his ass out of the country if they weren't going to kill him, I mean why keep him in the city? It's not like he's some huge propagandist that is going to have an effect on the war.

I might be wrong, but we will probably see a very muted Gonzalo Lira going forward. 7 days with the Secret police of Ukraine will maybe have altered his perspective on things. According to him they specifically told him to stay where he was. So he is probably being investigated for something. He might be in some sort of house arrest and too afraid of going anywhere or saying anything. And that may be more valuable for them then deporting him given how much attention he have gotten the last week. But that is just speculation I don't know.