How do you talk to girls?

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Or keep touching her until she asks you to leave.
 
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PipTheAlchemist dijo:
The Number One guaranteed way of picking-up girls and slaying pussy is to go into a nightclub or a bar, find the bustiest slut with the deepest cleavage, and yell at her "BABY WANT MILK!!!!!!". Note, you will need to be mostly nude for this strategy to work. Only wearing an adult diaper
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“Yo gurrrl u want sum fuk?”
 
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Shig O'nella dijo:
Semaphore.
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C: 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <pthread.h>
#include <semaphore.h>
#include <unistd.h>
sem_t mutex;
void* thread(void* arg) {
   sem_wait(&mutex);
   printf("Hope she sees this.");
   talkToGirl();
   sleep(3);
   //semaphore never posts so she never talked to me :(
}
main() {
   sem_init(&mutex, 0, 1);
   pthread_t th1,th2;
   pthread_create(&th1,NULL,thread,NULL);
   sleep(2);
   pthread_create(&th2,NULL,thread,NULL);
   //Join threads with the main thread
   pthread_join(th1,NULL);
   pthread_join(th2,NULL);
}

Besides the programming jokes, I would start by pretending your phone is dead and asking girls if they know what time it is. Thank em and give em a smile after that. And please talk to girls like they are normal people and don't think about dating or anything like that. This is coming from somebody that is working on not being an incel.
 
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Anal Eclipse dijo:
C: 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <pthread.h>
#include <semaphore.h>
#include <unistd.h>
sem_t mutex;
void* thread(void* arg) {
   sem_wait(&mutex);
   printf("Hope she sees this.");
   talkToGirl();
   sleep(3);
   //semaphore never posts so she never talked to me :(
}
main() {
   sem_init(&mutex, 0, 1);
   pthread_t th1,th2;
   pthread_create(&th1,NULL,thread,NULL);
   sleep(2);
   pthread_create(&th2,NULL,thread,NULL);
   //Join threads with the main thread
   pthread_join(th1,NULL);
   pthread_join(th2,NULL);
}

Besides the programming jokes, I would start by pretending your phone is dead and asking girls if they know what time it is. Thank em and give em a smile after that. And please talk to girls like they are normal people and don't think about dating or anything like that. This is coming from somebody that is working on not being an incel.
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Oh boy, you are on the fast track of inceldom with that trick... Did you get it from one of the Pick up Artist you watch?

Also for OP don't be a faggot and just talk normally to girls.
 
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Saint Agustin dijo:
Oh boy, you are on the fast track of inceldom with that trick... Did you get it from one of the Pick up Artist you watch?

Also for OP don't be a faggot and just talk normally to girls.
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No, PUAs are cringe. I learned this trick from a friend and he gained confidence from doing this. With that confidence he actually had the guts to ask some girls to study with him and they are still friends with him to this day. Btw the friend is Indian and he is average asf.
 
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PipTheAlchemist dijo:
There's shitposting, and then there's diarrhea vomit smegmacum posting
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Ok @Sigsegv’s latest sockpuppet, I get it, you’re a manlet and very angry about the cystic acne on your butt, I know you’re jealous I’m handsome and have a cock thick as a baby’s arm, but tell your therapist about it, not me
 
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You don’t. You make her a mixtape of songs showcasing your feelings for her, discreetly put it somewhere she’ll find it along with a sentimental letter signed “Your Secret Admirer”

Goddamn kids act like they’ve never seen an 80s movie before
 
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