How do you talk to girls?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[The Cunting Death]

turn 360 degrees and walk away

 

[Mayor Adam West]

I just show them my epic HoI4 artillery only skills and they get in bed with me.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Go up to them and press B.

 

[King Fructose]

Are you trying to catch cooties?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You have to get over to them with a few half a button presses

 

[Stop]

Go up to them and press B.

Isn’t that the melee button?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

With my mouth

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

Go up to them and press B.

Lol, wouldn't you want to press A? The "A" button usually let's you engage with objects and "B" is typically for cancelling after you start engaging. So, OP, press A to engage and B to chicken out.

 

[Caddchef]

Wobbling my face flaps seems to work.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Semaphore.

 

[SandyCat]

I don't

 

[Gnomes aren't real]

Give them a firm handshake and make sure to maintain eye contact.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Talk about favorite colors?

 

[Kosher Dill]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

1. Kidnap a girl.
2. DO NOT BEAT HER
3. Wait
4. Some more
5. She develops Stockholm syndrome
6. She now loves you.
7. Now she'll love you no matter what
8. Use her to practice talking, and then bam! You are done!

 

[MrTroll]

Learn from the master.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Isn’t that the melee button?

Yes, make thy forefathers proud, do it with a club.

 

[Rick Flairening]

Slowly, using as many monosyllabic words as possible. Also, talk softly, and sweetly, as you would a small, cute, but ill-tempered dog. If she's receptive, you'll notice she stops crying, and if she's able to stay calm, you can even untie her feet when she has to next use the bucket!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

... is this a trick question?