DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Did his nose get longer? Also he is doing the smug thinking thing while talking about his birthday celebration so expect to get utterly disappointed when he gets a pre-built pc with a nvidia 42069 or something equally as fun.

This fucker...

I had my birthday a few weeks ago, by myself, with my cats. It was ONE FUCKING DAY. Why he needs his ego fellated for a fucking week when he's as old as he is screams of insecurity and narcissism.

So, typical Phil.

Hey, Philly Bitchcakes!

 

[capefear56]

"My brain is half-empty." - Darksydephil

Truer words have never been spoken. The empty half is filled with cereberoGINal fluid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

this dumb motherfucker is really paying $360 a month for internet, lmao

Lag ain't cheap bitch.

His bills are insane, I can't understand why they are spread out like that. Can't you make arragements so most if not all of the bills fall on the same day?

He could always pay them before the due date. Just sayin'

 

[bugman]

it would be nice to see Phils head explode

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He could always pay them before the due date. Just sayin'

Oh wait you were serious?

 

[capefear56]

Do you think he's smart enough to realize that all the modship applications happening around the same time is probably one person?

 

[Quindoll]

Phils life is empty beyond belief. I listened to some talk radio back in the day and once the host said something along the lines: "Well I can't do much more than X hours a day, because otherwise I had no time to go out and experience stuff to talk about!", which was very true for that specific kind of show.

That is why he blows up his birthday, any holiday or any big game release up. It fills the void that other people fill with their life experience and accumulated knowledge.

The only thing he is good at is earning money. But then again. Most people do not care about earning 100+ k a year. They care about being able to spend that amount of money and even here he is an objective failure. Doordash and sweaty man jpegs.

 

[bugman]

DSP stroke arc

 

[Wasabi Panda]

hey whats PP on about now..

Jasper sucked him off in his sleep?!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway back to work

 

[capefear56]

This gets me every time.

 

[bugman]

Phil pretends like he has to take a shit every time after the prestream podcast when he's actually boozing up

 

[Local Degenerate]

Is this fucking faggot dent headed retarded actually trying to say Phil has it harder than soldiers?

 

[capefear56]

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Is this fucking faggot dent headed retarded actually trying to say Phil has it harder than soldiers?

Pretty sure it's a sneak diss.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Pretty sure it's a sneak diss.

Maybe, but it's hard to tell, between the caliber of his retarded fans, and the inverted, chimp-like grammar in that.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The only thing he is good at is earning being handed money. But then again. Most people do not care about earning 100+ k a year. They care about being able to spend that amount of money and even here he is an objective failure. Doordash and sweaty man jpegs.

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Is this fucking faggot dent headed retarded actually trying to say Phil has it harder than soldiers?

Well most of Phils chat is LARPers, this is likely one of those

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What's more insane is that he could pay all of them (or at least the overwhelming majority) just from his YouTube money. I'd love to be able to just wipe out all my bills in one fell swoop and know that I could have more money coming. Even if he was setting aside money for taxes and whatnot, he should still be able to save a few thousand dollars every month.

Burns Money Burnell would fail to manage his finances regardless, but this still demonstrates how much Champions controls his life, because even if he WANTED to set things up that way, he can't do it. His addiction won't let him.

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Did his nose get longer? Also he is doing the smug thinking thing while talking about his birthday celebration so expect to get utterly disappointed when he gets a pre-built pc with a nvidia 42069 or something equally as fun.

It's called alcohol abuse. And that hair... That shit just gets me every time. The pic on the right really shows how much hair he has lost, because the long shit is having to make an L-shape in order to cover it, which isn't even working. He just doesn't have enough hair to look anything other than fucking stupid now.

Props still, to his hair stylist. They're doing their best, and I feel bad they have such a pathetic canvas to paint on.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Here's his bill schedule and payment dates based on the bank leak information.
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>$212/month on car insurance

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Mr Clark]

He should unironically do this. Dump skyrim and reroll a mage or something for night streams in ER. Or make it so $25 tip chooses what wep he uses. The game has attention, tips and replayability. Hell all souls games do. And if he isnt buying new games (he isnt) and needs filler (he does, skyrim is awful) its a good candidate

He wont and those that watch for ER will go to other streamers who would reroll.

Oh look, guess what he suggested today.

Hi Phil, how does it feel knowing I'm another kiwi renting space in your head for free?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil pretends like he has to take a shit every time after the prestream podcast when he's actually boozing up

So in other words, he gets his three favorite things: lies, booze and scat references.

 

[Lady Adjani]

So in other words, he gets his three favorite things: lies, booze and scat references.

And shitting on company time.