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"ha ha ha you suck" every 2 minutes is not a relationship builder.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Here's a question for the audience: how much do games matter for Phil?
We all know most of his viewers are wheelchairs who can barely comprehend that the moving colors on the screen are a game. But there are occasional whales who will "sponsor" a game. So the question is, how much of the time is he playing for a whale sponsorship and how often is he just coasting on wheelchair drool?
We all know most of his viewers are wheelchairs who can barely comprehend that the moving colors on the screen are a game. But there are occasional whales who will "sponsor" a game. So the question is, how much of the time is he playing for a whale sponsorship and how often is he just coasting on wheelchair drool?
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He's never played Sekiro again and probably never will because there's no traditional souls levelling up. To level up in it means to simply get better at the game. All you can do is earn skills (many of which are useless) and health/posture boosts from defeating harder enemies. While some prosthetic upgrades are useful there's nothing that can be infinitely abused and there are no broken weapons to let you crutch over every hurdle. No summons either. The whole game is anti-phil in its architecture so it stands out as his most hated entry.
Throw him a bone like open world in a similar environment however and he'll happily waste his and everyone else's time dragging it out to an insufferable degree and frame it as though this is clearly how it was intended to be played and if you disagree then it's because you're a tahxic morahn wishing harm upon him and his elden ring research skeleton crew. He has zero interest in providing entertainment and lives in perpetual denial over why anyone actually watches him so I figured people would have better tempered their expectations for this paythroo. The autistic fromsoft fanbase has ensured that these games make phil feel even more exposed and self-conscious under the harsh sun of his dwindling vidya motor skills. Strap in for boredom because that's all you'll get. He's bound to get ass blasted now and again but you may as well just wait for the clips to be uploaded.
Throw him a bone like open world in a similar environment however and he'll happily waste his and everyone else's time dragging it out to an insufferable degree and frame it as though this is clearly how it was intended to be played and if you disagree then it's because you're a tahxic morahn wishing harm upon him and his elden ring research skeleton crew. He has zero interest in providing entertainment and lives in perpetual denial over why anyone actually watches him so I figured people would have better tempered their expectations for this paythroo. The autistic fromsoft fanbase has ensured that these games make phil feel even more exposed and self-conscious under the harsh sun of his dwindling vidya motor skills. Strap in for boredom because that's all you'll get. He's bound to get ass blasted now and again but you may as well just wait for the clips to be uploaded.
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If "Giving Oneself Away" were an Olympic event, Droopy would be the Michael Phelps of it.
As the above demonstrates, Skyrim Granny could try all he wants to, there's no extinguishing his need to lash out at others, and the instant he gets particularly triggered, all the hard work goes down the drain immediately.
Oh, this gonna be good... lol
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I think a majority of detractors fall into the "Alla peepulls" category, like the dark souls pros, the people who tell him things or other content creators. Just one generic group he knows exists but, unless one specific person does or says something that either gets his attention or really pisses him off they're just another one of the "marhan noodnicks".
Which is easier now for him to do now since re-streams and detractor videos exploded recently it's really become kind of flooded to old DSP gaming video uploads levels of flooded.
Yet he might be so far gone down delusional alley he blocks out anything that would normally get to him, like Piece of peace's tip tracking, Proper/shiro interview and steve of the dead deconstructing phil's rants.
This is also the same Phil who is so far gone he uses obvious troll intros as actual content cause it's about him. He replayed that cringe ass deep fake intro once just to watch it because it's has him in it. I wouldn't be surprised that he sees the restreams, detractor videos, twitter and KF as people hate him cause he's so popular and great. It's like when max was talking about justin wong back in the day and how everyone hated him cause he was too good and you would usually hate the person who was that good.
Just that "detractors are meanie head and steal my money" rant is the same ole shit he's been saying for years. It's like if there was a DSP pull string doll, that rant would be one of it's catch phrases between snort and nothing I could do.
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Awesome. Gonna be some cryin' today.
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Another win for the Detractor army.
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Im totally against sending Phil a dime but I would die laughing is someone Super Chatted "So what do you think about a restream of yours getting Super Thanks available before your actual stream?"
Of course that person is getting banned, Phil is gonna say he doesn't give a fuck while simultaneously trying to take down the channel behind the scenes.
Shouldn't of disabled everything for years you sensitive fuck.
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oh phil, please give us your hot take on the government, anti-trust laws and microsoft...again, during this prestream it'll be one for the books.
For context cause we know phil doesn't need it. The FTC put the brakes on the Activision acquisition until MS can provide more details for the anti-trust review. I'm sure phil will have a great galaxy brain take on that,
For context cause we know phil doesn't need it. The FTC put the brakes on the Activision acquisition until MS can provide more details for the anti-trust review. I'm sure phil will have a great galaxy brain take on that,
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Some of you might know that im not a fan of tractors making money on DSP content, I think we should just have fun and not relying on DSP giving us income but...
...it seems like lately he is getting mad about it. So go ahead, make money on him and laugh at his face I guess.
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In this specific rant two days ago:
DSP explicitly states that the only reason that detractors do what they do is to make money, when both An1337 and I literally offer no ways for viewers to give us money.
I'm not surprised An is irritated by this because not only is he not monetized on purpose (he can probably pull good money for his streams), he actually wants DSP to improve/change for the better (versus me who thinks he's an irredeemable piece of shit and wouldn't mind if he just had a heart attack on stream).
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Says the person that makes money by crapping on devs.
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Aris is the only Twitch streamer I actually enjoy
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First of all, literally every major detractor that started making content exclusively DSP related as made more money expanding to other people and topics. Its A Gundam, Memology....
Phil, you're a welcome mat. Then when these content creators finally go through the door, yeah they still talk about the welcome mat occasionally, but you're small peanuts.
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oh, ok, but this is his usual "detractors stole money from me" rant just upgraded for 2022 with terms like "major detractors" and funny enough taking what people say about his community and his pignosis but making about the detractor community.
Which is why I'm a little confused why An responded to this at all since he doesn't make money off PP and this is just phil going through the victimhood motions, if it were about anyone specifically, I would figure supercrazy since that was the most specific example of detractors making money off phil discussed on the forum he totally doesn't read.
I wouldn't get mad at this, it's just phil being phil yelling into the void with that stupid puffy face
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Unfortunately, even this boss (which was a real pain in the fucking ass for my uunga buunga STR/ FTH big dick colossal sword/ great hammers build) wouldn’t give him much trouble because of two reason: 1) summons, where I believe he finally got the Minic Tear and 2) jump + R2 spam which trivializes the fucking game.
You can beat these two fuckers by running around while zoning then out and dodging their shit until you find an opening to do a jump + R2 attack. Repeat until stance is broken or you kill one of them. Phil would have the patience to do some bitch, cheesy shit like this instead of using other great attacks such as weapon arts, great shield blocking, or dodge + R1 which provides you with some great poke/ strike attacks. But, no, jump + R2 is overtuned in this game, is the most reliable way to beat the game, and breaks enemies’ stances way too easily. I wish FromSoftware fixed how powerful this attack is but I don’t think they will.
The only boss that’ll give Phil some issues is Melania. And, again, that’s if he doesn’t use summons because then he can’t just zone her out, run in to spam a jump + R2 attack while his summon tanks and wails on her and breaks her stance. He would have to dodge her flurry of hits which I believe is almost impossible to fully dodge anyways.
I’m already on my second play through of the game and I haven’t used summons since my first play through around since Stormveil Castle as I thought it made the game way too fucking easy when this is arguably one of the easiest but amazingly content-rich Soulsgame.
Bottom line is that I feel most of the good salt has already been produced when he kept banging his head against the Evergaol crucible knight. Now, if he runs into a difficult enemy it’s an automatic “this is bullshit and I’m not supposed to be here, I’ll come back later.” He’s also confirmed he will be using summons so, yeah, completely little bitch is just giving up challenging himself and he’s just going to be using the cheesy shit he’s doing now. That’s why it’s really annoying to hear himself listen and call himself a Soulsgame pro when he’s doing the most cookie-cutter, pussy shit available. Phil doesn’t have one ounce of creativity and he’s just picking up and using the easiest and cheesiest weapons he can find while wearing a lot of armor. That’s fine for a solo play through but terrible for a stream with spectators as an audience.
Guarantee you he’s going to use Rykard’s GS the moment he gets it because it’s the best GS in the game. Game will be even more trivial after that.
So don’t hold much hope for him really struggling anymore, he’s made it clear that he doesn’t mind being told exactly what to fo and he’ll use every tool to his advantage.
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Dave specifically said detractors do this for money.
Hate Army watch.
Dave.
Are you SURE you do not make that much on adds DAVE?
For comparison this is Amber Lynn
Even she is not that greedy.
THANK GOD for ad block.
Hate Army watch.
Dave.
Are you SURE you do not make that much on adds DAVE?
For comparison this is Amber Lynn
Even she is not that greedy.
THANK GOD for ad block.
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Ohh fuck someones not going to be happy. This will rile him up something fierce during his begcast. Fingers crossed