I go away from this thread because it makes me MOTI, and only to return and become more MOTI.
This is the bitch who spends every waking moment of her life on Twitter, asking for donations for food delivery, whining about how poor she is, complaining about her student loans, saying she and the cucks live "paycheck to paycheck" — but now she can magically afford a house in fucking California, in fucking Los Angeles.
The housing market in LA is insane right now. You can't even be competitive with a 20% down payment. 30%+ is average, and you're competing against people who can pay cash. Also, unless you want a total shitty fixer in the hot, flat, shitty parts of town, near a freeway, or in "Los Angeles County" (ie: Lancaster, as far as you can get from LA but still in the county), good luck finding anything decent for less than $650k. A house of the size she quoted, even in the Valley or in Orange County, is at least $800k - $1 million. At least.
There are gainfully employed, highly educated people from California who can't even buy a house in their home state because who the fuck in their early 30s has $200k sitting in a bank account unless Mommy and Daddy helps? And you're going to get outbid by some fucking Chinese fucking investor anyway.
Where the fuck did the money come from, Becky?
Give me your top hats. I don't care. It's fucking offensive to me at this point — on top of everything she does. I thought the Latino larping would be the worst, but nah.
Basic Becky, consider this karma biting you in the ass. No me jodas, gringa.
(Double posting because I THINK I found the house. )
It has all the things from her humble brag tweets and the dates between the offer and the sale line up. The most important thing: It's in La Verne (lol) which is not too far from Corona, where Fender's corporate headquarters is. It's LA County, but pretty far (in LA speak) from LA — it takes about an hour or more in normal traffic situations.
Anyway, they paid $1.9 mil for this. Just let that sink in the next time she ebegs for pizza.
Things that this has that line up with her bragging tweet:
- "two" garages (it's two garage doors, and she's dumb enough to consider this "two garages")
- outdoor kitchen
- 5 bed 4 ba
- two stories
- two living rooms (one upstairs, one downstairs)
- pool
- newer than 25 years
- highly rated school district
- huge kitchen-dining space
4235 Bradford St, La Verne, CA 91750
It's called an "entertainer's dream." No entertaining will be done here. What friends do they ever have over? That pool ain't getting used, either. My only solace is that, once you get closer to San Bernardino, the residents become more and more conservative. This is a family neighborhood, and I don't think Becky's neighbors will take kindly to the house of three weirdos (or let their kids play with her "baby").
For doubters: I only found ONE other house that slightly matches up with these perimeters, but the sale date is March 10, which doesn't align with Tweety McTweeterson's idiotic self-doxx. It also doesn't have a large kitchen/dining area and is pretty far from Cuckson's job; it'd be a 1.5- 2hr+ commute. Also, gated community. You can decide for yourself:
Otherwise, there are no 5 bed / 4 bath houses with a pool in LA county that sold in the last ~2 weeks. There was only one recent 5 bed / 4 ba sold in Orange County, and it doesn't have the outdoor kitchen, big dining area etc.
