DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Someone is trying very hard to get LIMBed.

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Phil could have a four hour stream with 10 minutes of gameplay and probably have similar results at this point. It's only a handful of whales paying him, so it's not like he relies on a trickle of support from a bunch of viewers throughout the stream. But he insists on doing all the smoke and mirrors with prearranged tips such.
 
I see the organic decline of his memberships in full motion. that's how it is Phil. No one wants to become a member to get "perks" that are not worth a damn. But keep trying maybe one day it will go beyond that magic 400. and if he ever switches to a pure talkshow why should someone become a member? To have question answered? Really? Really?
 
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I guess this is part of the new autistic routine. Proping up a 30+ minute long discussion over nothing and making really fucking stupid comparisons. He said that what happened to Radahn being nerfed is as if Shau Khan (the tiger from the Jungle Book) and declawed him or if King Kong turned into Donkey Kong. I am not making this up.

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I think this is Phil’s way of “improving” his streams and increasing his production value(lol). Now that he’s figured this out, he’s gonna keep spamming these images for a while. Very similar to when Dave learns a new word and keeps using it (incorrectly) over and over on his streams.
 
I find this very odd. During the bank leak we saw he paid 1500$ (IIRC) to this accounting company. So I don't see why he would have to take several night streams off to work on his taxes when he pays a company to do it for him.
I wonder if he's being really exceptional about something, if he stopped working with them or if he's trying to see if he can start dropping one stream and keep a similar income.

Fairly simple reason behind it. He never records transactions (income and expenses) as they happen. Always waiting until the last minute to get his stuff together. No damn Enrolled Agent or Certified Public Accountant is wasting their time for bookkeeping a year's worth of transactions. I could give ways that Phil could save time, but we all know that he and his pay piggies lurk here.

I think you guys are forgetting the basic facts of DSP: DSP is a weasel and will lie. I'd be willing to bet money it's just him wanting more time off but he both has never and now can never just admit to wanting to take time off.

Staycation? Actually vacation while Kat visits (x3)
Sick? Actually taking Kat to the space needle
Sick? Actually just wants Christmas off

It's just him wanting to stream less, combined with 33.3% DSP natural weaselnes, 33.3% DSP's "I never take time off I work hard" pignosis, 33.3% "I've talked so much about how broke I am and all my bills I can't admit to vacation time"
 
Great DSP. You won't have sex with anyone for money... but you sure as hell would DM a girl already in a relationship, inflict them with your pitiful problems so they have sympathy for you, fly them in and out from across the country why feigning broke to your audience, create a fundraiser for taxes then move the girl in 2 weeks later, and then make her delete all social media and pretty much make her a ghost so she can cook and clean up after you all so you can brag to detractors about having a woman in the house.

Great morals you got there, Phil.
You're dead-on except for this thing I've seen pop up constantly from the jump where he "made" her do xyz. That dude is a turbocuck powerbeta who doesn't tell anyone with an actual pulse to do fuckall. Least of all the undisputably key element to projecting what he perceives to be an enviable image.

And she might be a vacant quarterwit, but lol, make zero mistake as to who wears the Daddypants in that arrangement. He doesn't tell her shit, nor would he dare. If she DFE'd her socials, it was entirely her own choice. Embarrassment, semblance of common sense (lol), terminal hermitism that even predated her humiliating present-day life choices, no desire to remain in contact with the apparent litany of -ahem- "undesirables" littering her past & polluted bloodline, who knows/who cares. But I guarantee that bitch didn't ghost her entire non-youtube internet presence because that mealymouthed little bitchlet forced her hand in any way.

Also, I've always suspected that if she did have any of that shit in the first place, she baleeted everything that existed up to the point right before he threw her at the sharks, & made socks to keep in touch with whatever people exist that she does give a fuck about keeping in touch with, &/or "future prospects" (enter all Tyrone von Jim theories & speculation.) :tomgirl:

Either way, there's no possible scenario in which it's empirically possible that she has or ever will do anything at the insistence of that sobby little boygirl she married. And further, it only stands to reason that the longer she elects to expose herself to that screeching upstairs boybrat, in any dose, the smaller shrinks her capacity to even address him in cordial tones. Let alone allow him to dictate fuckall about fuckall. And (presuming she hasn't paroled herself yet) she's what, now, four years in?? Lolno.

At this point, I can't be convinced that she doesn't just full-stop beat the teeth out his head every time he ambles into whatever room she's in, with incredible proficiency in landing blows where the bruises won't be visible. If I so much as lived within earshot of that faggot, I'd be doing 20 to life right now, so the missus remains an enigma to me.

I'm just compelled to reassert this point every year or two. I guess today was that day. But yeah, otherwise, your post pretty well nails it.
 
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I think you guys are forgetting the basic facts of DSP: DSP is a weasel and will lie. I'd be willing to bet money it's just him wanting more time off but he both has never and now can never just admit to wanting to take time off.

Staycation? Actually vacation while Kat visits (x3)
Sick? Actually taking Kat to the space needle
Sick? Actually just wants Christmas off

It's just him wanting to stream less, combined with 33.3% DSP natural weaselnes, 33.3% DSP's "I never take time off I work hard" pignosis, 33.3% "I've talked so much about how broke I am and all my bills I can't admit to vacation time"
The thing is that anyone who knows what he's said even a few days prior can tell he's fuckin lying. "I need to take a few days off to do my taxes"

He supposedly still has a "tax guy" (he's too stupid to know what a CPA is but I'm guessing it's one of those) so he doesn't need to do anything other than sign the papers once they're done, which he should know about the day that they're done. He just doesn't want to do anything.
 
The thing is that anyone who knows what he's said even a few days prior can tell he's fuckin lying. "I need to take a few days off to do my taxes"

He supposedly still has a "tax guy" (he's too stupid to know what a CPA is but I'm guessing it's one of those) so he doesn't need to do anything other than sign the papers once they're done, which he should know about the day that they're done. He just doesn't want to do anything.
They could be asking him for additional documentation and he needs to figure out how to MS Paint himself some reciepts. The IRS is going hard this year, the country is bankrupt..
 
They could be asking him for additional documentation and he needs to figure out how to MS Paint himself some reciepts. The IRS is going hard this year, the country is bankrupt..
Much as I would love Phil going down for tax fraud thereby solidifying all comparisons of him that a particularly doughy Al Capone, he has forever benefitted from so many other people doing much worse things than him and from the systems created to bring justice to those people being too overworked and underfunded to make pursuing slugs like him pragmatic.
 
I want DSP to get a horrible, debilitating illness.
I think he has one basically his personality. I mean how many adult men do you know that went through to their 30s not knowing how to do laundry?

Not to mention the fact that he is so lazy and stupid the only things he can enjoy are drinking, eating and spending money on bullshit. His personality can just be described as cancer.
 
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