Ben Garrison's on-the-nose-made-for-drooling-idiots-who-are-symbolism-illiterate cartoons will never stop being snerk-inducing
I am getting tired of explaining to people who should be smarter exactly why it would be literal madness to fuck around with Russia in their own backyard, even given the shambolic performance of their troops so far.
Ah yes, their military is a bunch of corrupt retards who shoot themselves in the foot constantly, but at the end of the day nobodys a more effective soldier than a regiment of fucking atomic bombs.
Pretty much this. Try bringing up the 2014 coup and how "our very own Ukrainian-American" Victoria Nuland basically handpicked our guy to take over Ukraine before the coup even started. Then after the coup, a pro-US government is installed and the Constitution is rewritten in order to immediately put the threat of NATO expansion on Russia's doorstep.
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I'm glad he labeled the surfboard so I know what its called, but who is that woman riding it?
Georgia shitting its pants right now if you're from there you better high-tail it the fuck out, unless you're willing to fight Russians if that's the case then you're in for a treat
I dunno. So far I'd say its been working out pretty well for us(America) We'll see what the peace ends up looking like but even if Ukraine agrees to most Russian demands America comes out of this in a stronger position. "Neutrality" can look like a lot of different things in practice, as can "Being a demilitarized country" just ask Japan.
Putin is a complete asshole and his country sucks but he's not my enemy, and neither is Xi, and neither was Saddam, or Milosevic, or the Venezuelan dude, or Gaddafi or that guy in Panama. My enemies are the shit-eating fuckers currently shrieking autistically at Russia.
Just as WWII resulted in the death of the popularity of pacifism and appeasement, I hope this war results in the death of slacktivism and virtue-signaling. Bombs and bullets don't give a fuck about your hashtags and flag emojis.
The Establishment strokes it to the idea of Putin getting the Saddam Hussein necktie, but conveniently forgets that Saddam was eventually replaced by ISIS.
Zelensky was probably assured that the Americans would be mobilizing by now. He realizes its now stand on his own, or be suicided by two shots to the back of the head. I don't understand why war is the way out of lockdowns, but meh.
I am beginning to hate state funded media.
Pretty sure the rats and cockroaches will be just fine, I don't know why you need fancy labels for them.
War's worsr than hell. At least people who deserve to be there are in hell.
I don't know if that's a glitch in the system or the greatest shitpost of the writers, ever. Makes me wonder if the CERN psychos are onto something.
The devil is in the details. How many ways can a sentence be taken or intended?
At this point I'm shitposting for whatever side brings more salt from the audience at the time. The bonus of being in the peanut gallery, I suppose. No stake, no one needs my opinion. Try to remember the three sides to everything. Two liars and what really happened.
Do it like they did in Mexico and just keep killing whoever reaches the throne until some semblance of stability is achieved, not that the "stability" would be better tho
Russia's likable to me only because the other side is so unimaginably deplorable. As bad as Putin is, I genuinely think he's not as terrible as some of NATO's leaders. I mean, unless you're Satan it's hard to be worse than a lot of them, but still, at least by some margin Putin's got moral superiority.
