What religion are you (quiz)

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100% Hinduism
99% Jainism (bullshit, I hate pacifism and vegetarian faggotry)
94% Sikhism
94% Islam
88% Orthodox Judaism
87% Ba'hai Faith

50% Neo-Paganism
48% New Age
44% Taoism
37% Atheism
31% Secular Humanism

These tests are futile efforts since I know enough about world religions and am agnostic. Thus, I limited myself to only non-agnostic answers (so it'd be a test of what i'd be if I wasn't agnostic) and I tried to answer everything based on what I'd probably believe if I didn't already have biases.

The results don't impress me. Jainism is trash-tier. Sikhism I like as an ethnoreligious group, but I hate reincarnation. Hinduism is the gay elephants-and-cows pagan religion. Ba'hai is hippy-dippie "let's all get along" BS. The only real decent ones up there are Islam and Orthodox Judaism, and both are shit for other reasons.

I'm surprised I didn't score higher on Buddhism.

My actual only religion I've practiced, Mormon, came in 79%, tying with Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholicism. Mahayan was 83%.
 
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Guess Deism doesn't exist as an option, because I got the ever-classic "Secular Humanism" that some of us keep getting. Followed by Unitarian Universalism, Liberal Quakerism and Athiesm (which I'm certainly not).

0% Jehovah though, so that's nice.
 
100% Roman Catholic
97% Eastern Orthodox
86% Mormon
81% Orthodox Jew
76% Jehovah's Witnesse
74% Conservative Christian Protestant

pretty accurate, though id rather be a protestant than a Mormon, jw, or jew
 
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Unitarian Universalist. I'd never even heard of this. What a stupid quiz.
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UU Church is just leftism faggotry with an altar they light candles and put rocks on. They even celebrate troon awareness day like it’s a fucking holy day (as if we could live one single day without being aware of trannies UwU)

If you want to experience UU Church at home, find a progressive fat dyke on CNN to screech at you about tolerance and POCS while you light a candle on your coffee table and sing some random ass song poorly translated from a muh diverse country.

Im laughing at every one of you that pulled UU off that quiz.
 
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UU Church is just leftism faggotry with an altar they light candles and put rocks on. They even celebrate troon awareness day like it’s a fucking holy day (as if we could live one single day without being aware of trannies UwU)

If you want to experience UU Church at home, find a progressive fat dyke on CNN to screech at you about tolerance and POCS while you light a candle on your coffee table and sing some random ass song poorly translated from a muh diverse country.

Im laughing at every one of you that pulled UU off that quiz.
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In that case the UU Church can suck out my farts. I'm a fucking atheist and I'm not doing any retarded hippie bullshit.
 
100% Orthodox Judaism
89% Islam
80% Conservative Christian Protestant
77% Sikhism
74% Bahá'í Faith

Not too surprising. I reckon most followers of the Abrahamic faith will get similar results.
 
This quiz has been around since the fun days of the internet. I remember I got Quakerism and Reform Judaism back then. Taking it now I got Orthodox Quakerism.
 
100% Sikhism

81% Reformed Judaism

77% Liberal Quakerism


Funny that I remember some Indian woman describing Sikhism and me agreeing with everything she said about the belief.
 
Ughubughughughughughghlug dijo:
100% Hinduism
99% Jainism (bullshit, I hate pacifism and vegetarian faggotry)
94% Sikhism
94% Islam
88% Orthodox Judaism
87% Ba'hai Faith

50% Neo-Paganism
48% New Age
44% Taoism
37% Atheism
31% Secular Humanism

These tests are futile efforts since I know enough about world religions and am agnostic. Thus, I limited myself to only non-agnostic answers (so it'd be a test of what i'd be if I wasn't agnostic) and I tried to answer everything based on what I'd probably believe if I didn't already have biases.

The results don't impress me. Jainism is trash-tier. Sikhism I like as an ethnoreligious group, but I hate reincarnation. Hinduism is the gay elephants-and-cows pagan religion. Ba'hai is hippy-dippie "let's all get along" BS. The only real decent ones up there are Islam and Orthodox Judaism, and both are shit for other reasons.

I'm surprised I didn't score higher on Buddhism.

My actual only religion I've practiced, Mormon, came in 79%, tying with Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholicism. Mahayan was 83%.
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It's real funny rereading this just three years later, because I've warmed up to Jainism and Ba'hai a lot since then.
 
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