Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Spicey McHaggis]

I guess going to war with the Russian submarine fleet could be described as an "option".
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You couldn't pay me enough to serve on a Russian submarine. For so many reasons.

 

[Richardface]

Russia actually has a capable sub fleet so sure let's do a naval blockade they'll surely just roll over and take it and not start cutting undersea cables and torpedoing oil tankers in the gulf of mexico

 

[Starscreams Cape]

You showed me a swastika as if it proved something, I'm just returning the favor, tard.

Mine was in reference to an actual, nationalist RUSSIAN Nazi paramilitary group that fought in the Ukraine. I'd say that was a tad more relevant than a US infantry symbol from the 1920's, faggot.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

I know you guys are slightly stupid, so allow me to explain. The Swastika was a common, or at least utilized symbol before those bad guys in Germany took it over. Which is why most stopped using it, including the 45th. The Fins even used it after the war, which I'm sure means they're on your list too, fag.

Is a swastika with an X through it a Fascist symbol now? I'm pretty sure a star of David with an X through it wouldn't be seen as pro-Jewish...

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Russia actually has a capable sub fleet so sure let's do a naval blockade they'll surely just roll over and take it and not start cutting undersea cables and torpedoing oil tankers in the gulf of mexico

I'd say them having any sustainable sub operations in the gulf of Mexico is a stretch at the present. Their sub fleet may be the best part of their navy, but the post Cold War cuts took their toll. Just look at the accident rate they have.

 

[Richardface]

I'd say them having any sustainable sub operations in the gulf of Mexico is a stretch at the present. Their sub fleet may be the best part of their navy, but the post Cold War cuts took their toll. Just look at the accident rate they have.

The US navy has run a few major surface combatants into a sandbank and recently lost the aircraft carrier USS Bonhomme Richard to fire after sailors failed to press the correct button accidents are not the best judge of naval combat capability

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Is a swastika with an X through it a Fascist symbol now? I'm pretty sure a star of David with an X through it wouldn't be seen as pro-Jewish...

LOL hey, don't blame me son. Some of these guys have been sperging about Azov and death's head Totenkopfs since thread one as a quasi reason for invasion or, perhaps a little more prevalent (and undeniable), as a reason "the dirty Jew Globohomo Cringe Ukraine guys deserve it". I'm just informing them, quite factually, that a Russian paramilitary group with Nazi beliefs and a not so hidden swastika as their standard have fought for Russia in the Ukraine already.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Mine was in reference to an actual, nationalist RUSSIAN Nazi paramilitary group that fought in the Ukraine. I'd say that was a tad more relevant than a US infantry symbol from the 1920's, faggot.

I honestly don't give a fuck about "nazis", neo or otherwise. Just seeing how easy it is to yank your chain. It's very easy.

 

[inception_state]

It's a little shady that he represented himself as a NYTimes journalist with that badge, can't really blame someone for trying to use that as a shield in a dangerous area. The media fucktwits know exactly what they're doing though by pushing that shit.

It's a pretty common strategy for freelancers or independent journalists to use credentials for famous outlets. The CNN, NYT, etc are household names even in shitty parts of the world, and makes it less likely to get hassled by locals or shaken down for bribes. Worst case if you get into serious shit, hopefully the people you are dealing with figure you're worth enough to ransom rather than just shoot and dump in a ditch.

I'm still interested in whether it was the Russians as they claimed, or the Ukrainians who shot him. Some reports claimed that the area was still under Ukrainian control, so it seems weird he would get shot at a Russian checkpoint.

 

[IPman]

I feel nothing but disgust towards all the foreign retards that got tricked into thinking Russian army's weak, incompetent, and possibly losing just to get killed and disposed off as useless trash whom not even western news will remember, and their online "buddies" will hide their fates to avoid demoralizing other spergy retards.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It’s not a win for Ukraine it’s a win for Zelensky and America. Ukraine just loses more blood and infrastructure the longer this goes on.

Ukraine’s “victory” condition is quite literally nuclear war at this point.

Gosh, its such a shame a country that was invaded without clear provocation just won't sit back and let foreign tanks roll all over them. Don't they know its better to live on your knees then die on your feet? You should tell them this.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

BREAKING: US Deputy Treasury Secretary says further options Washington has against Russia include a full trade embargo and blocking Russian access to international waterways.

Ah, the Japan treatment, that worked so well in the past.

Thinking about this some more, it's weird how the war is going so badly for Putin, unnamed top Kremlin sources are telling Western media that the walls are closing in on Putler, Western security experts predict the Russian army is about to collapse any day now, etc.

But instead of pointing and laughing, DC is still shrieking autistically, alienating the Indians and the Chinese, inviting Zelenskyyy to lecture them by Zoom on how we need to fight his country's wars, and now talking shit about no sail zones.

Don't make no sense. I don't remember Dubya or his sidekicks acting like hyperventilating speds when Saddam was getting his ass kicked.

 

[draggs]

Nazis are offishully uncool on kiwi farms dot net

What power Putler has

And bio labs like who gives a fuck

There's thousands of em all around the world and the ones that aren't run by chinks all run just fine

And every power researches diseases and chemical weapons as much as it can

Even if the West was doing it in Ukraine which it probably wasnt so what

It's doing that in at least a couple dozen countries, collaboratively, between Europe, North America, and parts of Asia

Russia and China do it too with their pals

Everybody fucking does it

It's such a bitchmade topic intended to inflame the masses who don't get told the full story

 

[PhoBingas]

You've been called out, Vladimir. You wouldn't want to look like a BITCH, would you?

This is going to go like the donga fight. I'm not getting my hopes up. The only question is who will no-show?

 

[Corpun]

It's not just that you're wrong... it's the certainty with which you are. It's fucking impressive.

You talk like a Redditor.

 

[Tree]

This couldn't possibly be true, this would be just as aggressive as a no fly zone, if they are considering a marine blockade then i can only imagine they are more than willing to start WW3 just for the sake of completing the trilogy

I mean that was literally the purpose of the naval blockades of Japan. As I've come to know centuries old political theory, I realize people assume, as I used to, that there aren't people who have these things figured out. You put a lot of reasonable assumptions of intent in the same category as the unreasonable. Surely they aren't that vile and manipulative, you tell yourself. Surely with how much they stumble they couldn't have planned this or that. But it truly is a science, and like the other disciplines, those who are not learned but are pressed to think tend to assume things that aren't possible are and things that are aren't.

They were doing everything they could to get Japan to attack to give them an excuse to dominate Europe, to give them something to wave in front of the populace to go kill themselves for a system of international finance that very clearly would spread its spores to them next. The frog that helps the scorpion then wonders why it got stung. The frog unaware of many influences on him that themselves were influenced by scorpions.

You, a survivor, see this, yet not knowing the mechanism, yet having your intuition suppressed by deliberate machinations, doubt yourself, your resolve, and the veracity of what must be done, what is justified, even by the laws of God, as fair and just retaliation.

 

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Another stupid term is "fanboys." No objective and fair analyst would use that loaded term.

Which is worse:

Russiabros
Putin Fanboys
Putin Stans

 

[Feline Supremacist]

LOL hey, don't blame me son. Some of these guys have been sperging about Azov and death's head Totenkopfs since thread one as a quasi reason for invasion or, perhaps a little more prevalent (and undeniable), as a reason "the dirty Jew Globohomo Cringe Ukraine guys deserve it". I'm just informing them, quite factually, that a Russian paramilitary group with Nazi beliefs and a not so hidden swastika as their standard have fought for Russia in the Ukraine already.

Are you going to lecture us about the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact next?

Russia actually has a capable sub fleet so sure let's do a naval blockade they'll surely just roll over and take it and not start cutting undersea cables and torpedoing oil tankers in the gulf of mexico

The Russian sub fleet home port is in Murmansk, they can see Alaska from their homes. Let's Go Brandon!

 

[Happy Fish]

So you arent REEEEING about non secret labs that no one would give a shit about if Putin hadn't been spreading horseshit to try and justify his bullshit invasion?

Y'all could have fooled me.

Its amazing. Idiots like you have actually already forgotten the pandemic. I bet you still think the Wu Flu came from very very tasty bat soup.

 

[Josterman]

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