Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Narcotics]

i fucking hate r/ukraine but i went in to lurk because i was bored.

there were too many trump comparations in the comments that it became stale after a minute, i saw alot of putlers being said unironically.

 

[Mr Bunny]

This is your truth.

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Ukraine and America drawing in India and Pakistan when Russia and China are already knee deep in.

There is also Israel involved and Iran right behind it.

What blockbuster does Biden promise in 2023 and 2024?

https://twitter.com/stancross50/status/1503248955278348288

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India will stay neutral, they have beef with China but are ok with Russia so there are no worries about them picking one side over the other as long as China remains the major asshole in Asia.

 

[UVB-76]

The cult of the BADASS SUPER ARMY SOLDIER (fap fap fap) is one of the Boomerest things that ever boomed, because it combines Generation Grill's love of vicarious tough guy flexing (while they sit on their fat asses at a computer) and meaningless conservadad flagwanking

Revolver had an article dunking on the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee Company, they described the brovet bullshit perfectly: "Its target audience is transgenders. Male-to-male."

Isreal has been on both sides of every conflict since it became a concept in the ape brain.

Is that a monke Putin joke?

 

[Wash away the rain]

i fucking hate r/ukraine but i went in to lurk because i was bored.
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there were too many trump comparations in the comments that it became stale after a minute, i saw alot of putlers being said unironically.

What did you expect a fucking dissertation on why war is wrong but unavoidable due to primal human emotions and needs to be violent retards, it’s Reddit just be glad you didn’t see anyone begging for zelenski to fuck their wife or dog.

 

[DumbDude42]

Also keep in mind that diminishing returns apply. People cannot exist in a state of perpetual outrage forever, after a while apathy and acceptance begin to set in.

optimistic take
westerners, especially americans, have been kept in a near constant state of moral outrage ever since 2016

 

[Wash away the rain]

Revolver had an article dunking on the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee Company, they described the brovet bullshit perfectly: "Its target audience is transgenders. Male-to-male."

Is that a monke Putin joke?

No but It can be if you want it to

 

[JosephStalin]

The cult of the BADASS SUPER ARMY SOLDIER (fap fap fap) is one of the Boomerest things that ever boomed, because it combines Generation Grill's love of vicarious tough guy flexing (while they sit on their fat asses at a computer) and meaningless conservadad flagwanking. It's Blue Lives Matter on Viagra

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Everybody respects genuinely tough guys and that's cool, but they're not unkillable cyborg ninjas or Solid Snake or armed gigapatriots defending Are Freedom. They're government employees with rifles, many of them with serious emotional or mental health problems, and if the government told them you were the enemy they'd happily murder you, and your whole family, in your beds.

And some, I assume, are good people.

Actually, a number of SEALs do end up learning foreign languages. While stationed at the Defense Language Institute many years ago, met a number of these men, learning various languages. One SEAL swam across Monterey Bay at the narrowest point over the Christmas-New Year's break.

 

[OJ Simpson]

i fucking hate r/ukraine but i went in to lurk because i was bored.
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there were too many trump comparations in the comments that it became stale after a minute, i saw alot of putlers being said unironically.

You can tell when things aren't going one sides way because they'll start resorting to constantly commenting on someone's physical appearance or sexuality.

Being old and chubby doesn't stop the ground forces from razing a city at command from the top.

 

[Meat Target]

The cult of the BADASS SUPER ARMY SOLDIER (fap fap fap) is one of the Boomerest things that ever boomed, because it combines Generation Grill's love of vicarious tough guy flexing (while they sit on their fat asses at a computer) and meaningless conservadad flagwanking. It's Blue Lives Matter on Viagra

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Everybody respects genuinely tough guys and that's cool, but they're not unkillable cyborg ninjas or Solid Snake or armed gigapatriots defending Are Freedom. They're government employees with rifles, many of them with serious emotional or mental health problems, and if the government told them you were the enemy they'd happily murder you, and your whole family, in your beds.

And some, I assume, are good people.

I've concluded that your average veteran deserves a "thank you for your service", not because "they defend muh freedumbs", but because the military is a line of work that genuinely fucking sucks. You are the disposable plaything of incompetent fuckheads who do not deserve your loyalty.

Revolver had an article dunking on the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee Company, they described the brovet bullshit perfectly: "Its target audience is transgenders. Male-to-male."

It's not bad coffee, IMO, but I wouldn't be surprised if Black Rifle is just repackaged Folger's.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Special forces grifters are the worst because it tarnishes the good name of anyone in their unit for the sake of “muh 500 confirmed kills” pretty sure most ex seals hate those types who use their seal service to promote natural remedies or some shit.
Edit:quoted the wrong person due to phone posting aids

 

[Escalating Violence]

We should break into more oligarchs and their families houses

>We
People who fedpost with "we" should be banned on sight.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I don't forsee a surrender in Mariople, at least not in the traditional sense. The fighting may stop but ain't nobody gonna be around to hand over the colors.

They'll fight until the last blue armband falls.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I've concluded that your average veteran deserves a "thank you for your service", not because "they defend muh freedumbs", but because the military is a line of work that genuinely fucking sucks. You are the disposable plaything of incompetent, undeserving fuckheads.

It's not bad coffee, IMO, but I wouldn't be surprised if Black Rifle is just repackaged Folger's.

And isn't Folger's just repackaged store brand? How would anyone tell the difference? They'd have to admit to buying store brand coffee.

 

[Meat Target]

Special forces grifters are the worst because it tarnishes the good name of anyone in their unit for the sake of “muh 500 confirmed kills” pretty sure most ex seals hate those types who use their seal service to promote natural remedies or some shit.

Or write books.

 

[burntwater]

This is supposed to be a screenshot of a post to a public Telegram channel giving out the address for foreign volunteers to meet in Kiev.
From this set of tweets: https://nitter.net/MapsUkraine/status/1503362721768738820#m

 

[JosephStalin]

And isn't Folger's just repackaged store brand? How would anyone tell the difference? They'd have to admit to buying store brand coffee.

Don't drink coffee at all. Tried it a couple of times. Smells good, tastes awful to me without lots of sugar.

 

[trailcamwhore]

America will try to fuck its own people over regardless.

Yep. The fundamental tenet of American "Kremlinology": Whatever would hurt the average American most, that's what the American government is really doing/advocating.

Worst country ever.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

A hilarious continuation of Redditors from r/UkrainianConflict and r/Ukraine being salty that most of the world doesn’t give a fuck about this conflict and will continue to trade with Russia as usual.

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Edit: Just for maximum lulz, here is r/Ukraine’s response to Europe increasing its flow of Russian gas.
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Sweet, now street shitter jokes will be acceptable in polite company and apu will be brought back.

 

[JosephStalin]

Yep. The fundamental tenet of American "Kremlinology": Whatever would hurt the average American most, that's what the American government is really doing/advocating.

Worst country ever.

No, great country, run by the worst people ever.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Some kino photos.







Saint Elon Musk shares another.

This is supposed to be a screenshot of a post to a public Telegram channel giving out the address for foreign volunteers to meet in Kiev.
From this set of tweets: https://nitter.net/MapsUkraine/status/1503362721768738820#m
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So they got setup to be blown up lol.

i fucking hate r/ukraine but i went in to lurk because i was bored.
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there were too many trump comparations in the comments that it became stale after a minute, i saw alot of putlers being said unironically.

Them holhols will be butthurt for a long time after this invasion ends.