2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Small-arms Supremacy]

"You are not immune to propaganda" patch except its the KF dog instead of Garfield

 

[Honored guest]

I'd buy a patch with the plague kiwi, or the tasty kiwi soup art that you used for shirts back when the Shanghai Shivers first hit. I'd love to see something referencing your pepper growing, maybe a kiwi with a watering can and some banana peppers?

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Kommando store has some Rhodesia patches that survived a short attempt at cancellation. Not sure which manufacturer they use.
The current logo as a patch would look nice as long as it's on black.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

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Kommando store has some Rhodesia patches that survived a short attempt at cancellation. Not sure which manufacturer they use.
The current logo as a patch would look nice as long as it's on black.

The SNEED completely reprehensible patch is lit and I treat it as an unofficial KF patch. If I could get a KF/KS crossover patch I would be incredibly happy.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

With regards to buying Kiwi-affiliated merch to wear in the wild, I honestly couldn't think of a patch that would make me laugh more than this:


Intimate and embarassing details indeed.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

It's a patch so I'm willing to be more brazen than the t-shirt designs which generally have to be okay to wear in good company.

Credit where credit's due, you do a damn good job of that on the t-shirt designs. Those simpler, more innocuous designs make them acceptable to wear with friends without having to awkwardly explain that the banana pepper dog is a reference to an autistic internet celeb gossip site

 

[ShinyStar]

Fifty Kajillion and a Half hours in MS Paint:

 

[Blasterisk]

Would buy a doxhfound patch for sure, anything else subject to.. ..what I like.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can we get a patch for every lolcow who has or is suing the kiwi farms? Would be a nice way to raise money to fund the lolsuits

 

[Cowmanfred]

I ordered a run of 10 patches last year. Have had zero issues with mallpatches, and I know several of the /k/ patch guys go through them. My patches were 3 color, embroidered, and Velcro backed.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I hope you will consider making pins for a future merch run. Patches aren’t really my thing.

It’s be pretty easy to translate patch designs at least. And then add some more minimalist designs that only work for pins.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Fuck you, I love my Kiwi Coin, I can't wait to never show it to anyone..bury it in a time capsule when I find out I am dying and watch it as a ghost for Thousands of years until The Next Civilization Digs it up and is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER SHIT"

Buying Kiwi Coin is worth it just to confuse future anthropologists.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I'm not really into patches but I'd prolly get one to support the site. A MATI patch would be pretty neat.

 

[seri0us]

An old rotary style telephone with the words "dial 8" underneath it.

THIS

 

[murgatroid]

Another patch I found for the secret kiwis ITT. Apparently this is a Boy Scouts America certified patch.


BUT BUY SITE MERCH ANYWAY AND SUPPORT THE SITE.

 

[Cowmanfred]

I ordered a run of 10 patches last year. Have had zero issues with mallpatches, and I know several of the /k/ patch guys go through them. My patches were 3 color, embroidered, and Velcro backed.

This is what the final product looked like.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

A kiwi in tactical gear would be neat. Wish I was home so I could throw together a half-decent digital design, but here's a shitty sharpie doodle as concept art for now:

 

[XMassAllYearRound]

I have an idea for one
What about a kiwi bird looking at a computer screen with its' head cocked to one side and the caption "Bird Ideas"?

 

[Stackbodiesbro]

I've used thestudio.com for patches in the pass for runs of various sizes of 50 up to 2000 with no complaints. Would highly recommend as the manufacturer.

 

[Vehicular Misadventure]

It's not worth commemorating exceptional individuals on KF merch but I can't stop envisioning the simplified kiwi logo modified to resemble a video game developer like Konami or Nihon Falcom embossed on a ceremonial urn over the script 'Death is Near' (English or Japanese, your pick).