2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

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My retarded idea nobody will like: a payment-processing themed patch in the shape of a credit card. Put whatever text you choose in alignment with where the number and name goes and some other logo bottom right. Quick mockup of positions:
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(btw just noticed that the contactless icon looks like closing parenthesis lol))))
 
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I'll definitely buy a patch even though I really have nowhere to put it, because I can't resist buying everything Null creates.

What I really want, though, is Silver Coin Series II. I could only afford two last time. This time, I'm in for 10.
 
The Apollo 11 patch is pretty iconic.

Kiwi on the moon.

Maybe with the "lunacy" symbol in the back? Or a giant-ass ham?


Another idea is a coat-of-arms type deal with 4 quarters of a kiwi, a doggo, corn, and the autism reacc. Or a sonichu rampant. (Has this been done? I feel like this has been done.)

Final idea for right now: Set of three rectangular patches, green and black, that say Cope, Seethe, Dilate.
 
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lmao did this right after i commented- but maybe something like this for a tranch design? i am a big fan of the idea of something tranch related- i'm not the best at designing- the words/slogan is stolen from this:

wanted the alpaca to have the AGP smirk, and the optimistic rainbow in the back

That grammar is atrocious. "Repugnaturus" isn't even a Latin word at all. "Differo" isn't a great verb for "dilate". And none of the three is grammatically correct.

"Cope, seethe, dilate" is a command. They should obviously be in the imperative. A better translation with more precise vocabulary is "Certate. Bullite. Dilatate."
 
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Something with Nulls avatar would be great. I think everyone is getting hung up on it having a kiwi bird or fruit but neither is necessary
 
If I can clean out the carbs on my Honda Magna, this'd be thing. Bought the earlier merch, well two coins and some clothes, so why not?
 
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I am bad at image manipulation and I feel bad.

Edit: On reflection the bottom text reading “Because we find it funny” or something along those lines might be better. If I have time I might try to make it better but no promises
 
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Just a suggestion for someone more creative than me:
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A Kiwi faction patch in the style of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. faction patches.
-"Weebs" (Weeb wars and anime community followers, symbol is a kiwi with a katana in it's mouth)
-"Girlfriends" (Beauty salon followers, symbol is a kiwi with long eyelashes winking)
-"Animal Control" (Furry followers, symbol is a kiwi with fake cat ears)
-"Dilators" (AGP Followers, symbol is a kiwi with a trans flag in it's mouth, something that isn't gross ideally)
-"Oldfags" (Classic, general lolcow fans, akin to Stalkers. Symbol is a simple Kiwi bisection)
-"Circus" (Horrorcow followers, symbol is a bloodshot eye to represent psychos, or perhaps a kiwi with bloodshot eyes?)

I'm having fun just brainstorming the potential this has. I've never been into patches but I'm interested now.
 
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