💼 Careercow Darrick Dishaw / Venger Satanis / Kort'thalis Publishing - Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards

Well, he wanted to be canceled to have something to cry about. Throwing mud at gaming stores sure is a good way to achieve that.
 
Fuck it, he wants to play victim? Let's sift through this trash.
Darrick dijo:
They look just like us. Sometimes, when we're talking about RPGs or the weather, they sound like us, too.

But make no mistake, leftoids aren't ordinary people. They've been absorbed into the radical-left hivemind. They're not empathetic, they're not inclusive, they don't want equality or meritocracy, and if you cross their narrative or criticize their agenda, faceless drones will come out of the woodwork to destroy you, cancel you, deplatform you, defund you, get you banned, and your books burned.
Reminder that Darrick is a grifter who supported Hillary, was pro-illegal immigration, and backed Obama twice. To the point he made cult gurgles about both times. He can pretend all he wants, but we know the only reason he preaches this shit is because he realized Orange Man profitable. That and he got angy over his specific sex pest nature not being seen as appropriate in public. Not that Republicans would agree with either.
Darrick dijo:
I was told just a day ago that I'm not welcome to run Cha'alt or anything else at Misty Mountain Games (my "friendly" local game store), and that they don't even want Cha'alt on their shelves because it, and myself, apparently, aren't "family friendly" and "inclusive" enough for their establishment.
Oh fuck off you liar.

In this segment Darrick tries to pretend he got banned again. I noticed the wording by the way; he wasn't banned at all. The owner just hard core rejected selling the books or letting him run. I completely agree by the way on not allowing Darrick to run Cha'alt at all in the store. Any bumbo can look at this idiot's blog and note that he doesn't fade to black. Darrick might be fine with having his 5 year old daughter overhearing a clown demon raping the female PC to death, but normal people sure as fuck don't.

As for the book? There's such a thing as limited stock space; and a game I can't show off readily to customers due to it usually being 18+ makes me less likely to stock it. That's on Darrick; he stupidly made his newest book purely adult when he inserted After Dark into it due to being where he kept his disgusting fetish list. It's the same reason Alpha Blue or Black Tokyo won't ever be on a shelf in public eyes outside of cons with adult partitions. Well that and I know that there'd not be a big wealth of fans, since they likely already have copies.

Hell, I bet he's likely either making up the "inclusive" part to make himself look better to his peers, to make the place look worse than it really is. Either that or he threw a royal fit over his ego getting impugned and hoping for a ban to further hunt for victimhood like the "leftoids" he allegedly hates.
Darrick dijo:
I made a video about it yesterday. Several comments pointed out the obvious hypocrisy. If a game store is going to carry Warhammer, Call of Cthulhu, Vampire, and Lamentations of the Flame Princess, (and years ago the Book of Erotic Fantasy and Book of Vile Darkness) then to single Cha'alt out strikes me as blatantly political.
Lol fuck off.

Warhammer is a minis game where you focus on having your boys stomp the shit out of the other guys; it's all about the grimdarkness of war. The old school Daemonette art is pretty risque as were their models, but they can be casually sanitized when kids are afoot; just use your newer models.

Call of Cthulhu only gets as vivid as the DM wants it to be, and the games usually save that for the grisly end of the PCs. It's perfectly family friendly barring that, so just have a basic filter.

Vampire is also sanitizeable for play in a LGS, just don't emphasizes how sexual and orgasmic feeding is for both the victim and the predator and think about what insane shit can be brought on in the LGS. Using the ghouls as manservants and aides? Fine. Using your vitae to fuck and kill hookers? Probably not.

As for Lamentations; I did basic bitch skimming since I never touched it barring the Carcosa splat. Sure, some of the splats have terrible names that would guarantee that book not showing (Vaginas are magic come to mind). But the core book's just fine.

Vile Darkness not only gives you a warning that some terrible things are in it, but it's shielded by the skull. It also likely wasn't open and ready to be picked at in public. Erotic Fantasy almost certainly wasn't on the shelves either (likely in the catalogues or in the back if the store had copies), and Darrick is likely lying his stoned ass off.

It's almost like the big difference that barring one of the books he listed; the main books that the store would have either has none at all, or just a small amount of blatant sewer goblin fetish bullshit. All of them can be perfectly played in groups with children, so long as the players aren't coombrained stoners without a filter. IE Darrick.
Darrick dijo:
I'm a moderate conservative (formerly classical liberal) who isn't afraid to call-out woke nonsense, gender ideology child abuse and CRT taught to children, drag queen story hour in public libraries, bad fiscal, domestic, and foreign policy from our politicians, and anti-science mandates / lockdowns handed down from our elite ruling class. But I've been called a "nazi" by those on the left for years. And anyone who associates me is similarly smeared.
Darrick in reality was just a Left-Lib grifter who agreed with all these talking points until he realized he can grift the shit out of the "fuck wokies" movement when Orange Man won. He's just Candace Owens with a penis.
Darrick dijo:
But if I stop, fall in line, and conform, they might - just might - leave me alone. That's damn decent of them. Sarcasm aside, I think I'd rather tell them to fuck off!
Translation: I'm desperately hoping this will allow me to bilk my paypiggies for more money for my failed idea of a convention whose proceeds will allow me to go CONSOOOM AT THE GALACTIC STAR CRUISER I FUCKING LOOOVE STAR WARS.

I think I got it right. It's so fucking funny Darrick spouts shit like this and then blows thousands of dollars into Disney, which is all of these things he allegedly hates.
Darrick dijo:
Whatever, I'm over it already. This blog post isn't to rail against MMG, but to warn everyone out there.
lolno, this was an attempt to PA for Magic Mountain Games you disgusting and petty man.
Darrick dijo:
We can see the light at the end of the tunnel. The writing's on the wall. Pendulums swing one way, then the other. That's how things go, despite their dreams of endless revolution. While the woke are losing ground, they're still dangerous, still vicious, still pod-people.
And Darrick was one of them until he realized where the money is. Reminder this scumbag tried to scam people out of money as a lifecoach once.
Darrick dijo:
Now is not the time to plan the homecoming celebration of common sense and traditional values.
Reminder Darrick constantly whined and threatened to leave his wife when he got the threat of a shotgun wedding after getting her pregnant. Reminder Darrick is not any of this shit whatsoever.
Darrick dijo:
We keep fighting, keep pushing back, keep standing up for what's good and true. The great silent majority rarely speaks up... unless it's absolutely necessary. Well, look at the state of things! It's beyond necessary. Think of all the suffering that could have been avoided if we were gatekeeping back in 2014.
Translation: Darrick is still giga super angy these new kids could play games while he was banned for being unable to fade to black even if teenagers and children were playing within earshot.

Again, I guess he's okay if his daughters overhear him talking about clown tentacle rape or other people describe it.
Darrick dijo:
If we don't crush the woke social justice fanatics, there won't be a space for us. Our own basements will be the only place we can game. If they could, they'd forcibly remove us from social media, brick & mortar stores, and virtual table platforms - look what's happening on Discord (click to watch video).
Hahaha he links to the QuarterPounder. Grifters attract grifters.
Darrick dijo:
p.s. I'm about to add specific games to the VENGER CON schedule. If you want to attend my old-school, OSR, and traditional RPG convention in Madison, WI this July, grab your tickets here! Attendance is limited to 100 people, 18+.
"Dude I'm like totally planning stuff out, get off my back maaaaan *yawn*🚬 "

That was a thing.
 
I didn't click on the video link because I knew it was going to be Quarter of 1500 pounds. I just knew Vengar was going to link to Jeremy even though there was no indication it was him.
 
Wait a minute... The announcement from Misty Mountain is a year and a half old...

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A cult leader, a man who'd have you believe he communes with evil spirits and who's given himself the name "Satanis" is completely assblasted that normie game stores won't carry his books.

You'd think for someone so bent on being edgy and old school that his books getting banned would be an endorsement.
 
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Wait a minute... The announcement from Misty Mountain is a year and a half old...

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Lulz have yet to sell a single copy, I mean, if a something isn't selling, then you don't stock it because it takes up space.

You'd think for someone so bent on being edgy and old school that his books getting banned would be an endorsement.

Yeah, he could have went that angle where it was like "So depraved it was banned from game stores!" to sell more stuff. That is what they do with banned normal books after all.

Also, I thought I would share this because it was funny. Darrick wants his family to go back to 1966 so he can CONSOOM. He does realize he will have to get a real job and step up as provider and not rely on mommy wife since this was a bit before women had a lot of career options to be able make as much bank as Danielle is making right now to support his consooming plus five kids. Oh yeah, plus let's not forget the War on Drugs and how stigmatized weed was back then compared to now.

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Wanker is deleting YouTube comments that point out how long ago this happened, lol. He is catching some flak in the YT comments, I'd say this isn't going as well as he expected.

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Venger:

-Identifies as trans
-Buys overpriced plastic shit
-Believes in magic
-Has been banned from his local gaming store

Dude becomes more like Chris-Chan every day. Should we be concerned for his mother?
 
Wait a minute... The announcement from Misty Mountain is a year and a half old...

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Oh that's even more pathetic; Darrick decided to revive and pick a fight that happened over a year and a half ago entirely so he can rally money and sympathy from his paypigs and to PA request on them. I guess he REALLLY REEEEALLLY wants to go to the shitshow that is the Star Wars Galaxy Cruiser hotel with this grift.

The absolute irony is I actually do completely agree with him that Misty Mountains gave a shit reason to ban his books. Banning someone for having different opinions and for woke points is imbecilic when you have other elements you could just as easily get him on. You know, like how I'm Board! removed his books not just for his inappropriate as fuck blogs but for not selling at all as well. Darrick's utter and idiotic lack of filter and refusing to fade to black is what got him banned there. Tres bien Darrick, you found a way to win but you still horribly lose!
You'd think for someone so bent on being edgy and old school that his books getting banned would be an endorsement.
True. Getting your books banned purely for woke points like at MMG would've been a fine feather, since it's not like they banned you for good reasons and it comes off as shit.

But the other store banning his books for failure to thrive and his unhinged weedposting on his blogs fucking him over once more must've hit the ego something fierce.
Yeah, he could have went that angle where it was like "So depraved it was banned from game stores!" to sell more stuff. That is what they do with banned normal books after all.
It'd have actually been a smart selling point, but he gets too angry when this reaction happens since he doesn't take pride in it. He gets angry that society has a basic set of standards and details and rejects what he sees as works of genius.
Also, I thought I would share this because it was funny. Darrick wants his family to go back to 1966 so he can CONSOOM. He does realize he will have to get a real job and step up as provider and not rely on mommy wife since this was a bit before women had a lot of career options to be able make as much bank as Danielle is making right now to support his consooming plus five kids. Oh yeah, plus let's not forget the War on Drugs and how stigmatized weed was back then compared to now.

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The only sounds from my throat are guffaws and chuckles. Literally only going to that time just to try and recreate a magic that cannot happen again.

Oi Darrick; there's a reason why despite how I love Alien as a film so much that subsequent viewings don't recapture that magic. Same with its sequel. Same with the Thing too. When you know what happens, you can't fucking recreate that feeling of dread or horrified wonder no matter how much weed you smoke to fry your synapses.

Cope and seethe as you smoke weed.
I love how Darrick's gone full SJW and is removing comments that disagree with him. It's almost like it's a stupid idea to revive a slapfight you lost from over a year ago like it's something new, because it makes you look like a disgusting liar or something out to get sympathy or money.
It probably took him a year to come up with a blog post more than 4 words long because he's fried.
I think he's just trying to fire up the grift machine to go to the Star Wars Hotel that looks like a Chinese Extermination Camp with his pay pig's money myself.
 
He compares his stuff to drag queen story time and calls it hypocrisy because the woke people do that to kids which, well, usually the stories those drag queens read aren't straight up porn like he is doing last time I checked.

Well there was the convicted pedo drag queen at story time.
But I'm against both Drag Queen Story Time and Coomer Clown Rape Dungeon because adults shouldn't be involving children in their weird sexual fetish shit.

Wait a minute... The announcement from Misty Mountain is a year and a half old...

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Oh, well fuck all those places then. If they wanted to ban him for coomering that's one thing but not supplicating sufficiently to violently rioting looters is dumb as hell.
 
Fuck cancel culture and all that, but also if my LGS was hosting weird sex fetish games in the public area and the owner was OK with that, I'd probably try to find a new LGS.

You want to have your coomer ERP go right ahead. People should do what they want to do. But fucking host your weird sex shit at someone's house or rent a motel room and put down some tarps. Have some fucking awareness of your surroundings. I'd also not want the coomer books out on the floor on, and I don't think Cha'alt is popular enough to warrant being a "behind the counter" item.
I get where you're coming from wrt cancel culture and all that, but it's their business and their prerogative. I think the real issue here is that Dick Dishrag is outrage farming behind some shit that happened over a year and a half ago. While I find it hard to believe that he didn't know, it is entirely possible. If you watch the video, he doesn't really seem to know what they carry, and claims not to have been in the store in a couple of years. Which brings me to my next couple of points.

First off, what has Darrick done for this store lately, that they're even gonna give a shit what he thinks? He's obviously not shopping there, and I'd also bet that this is the first time he's mentioned the store in any way, despite his attempt at having a social media presence. This store tries to promote local creators. Hell, they even had a release party/event for one of his shitty books back in 2019. How does he repay them? By not shopping there for a couple of years, and then deciding to talk shit about them on social media when they wouldn't do even more for him, despite his obvious lack of gratitude for the last time they did it. What an entitled dick. I guess Wanker expects handouts from everyone, not just his wife.

Second, why hasn't he been there in a couple of years? Mask mandates? Or is he afraid of Covid? Fuck, man, I've (powerlevel) got a family member in treatment for late stage Cancer, and another who's paralyzed and breathes with the aid of a machine. Plus a toddler. I'm being careful as fuck, and I get to a gaming store two or three times a month.

Third, one of the big claims made by Cthulhuboy and his butt buddies is that "wokies" don't spend money on games. This just doesn't seem to be the case. In fact, if anything, the massively successful Kickstarters/sales of woke companies puts the lie to it. Hell, Ascendant, considered to be a very successful KS by a non-woke company, pulled in 32k. Compare that to "woke" indie Tuesday Knight Games' Mothership KS, which raised 1.4 million. Meanwhile, slimer struggles to achieve a 15k KS goal, with the last 1500 or so "mysterious;y" appearing at the last moments, probably from his wife's pocketbook. And, by his own admission, he hasn't been frequenting any of his FLGS, even though he's fortunate enough to live in an area that has a handful.

Lastly, the response to this announcement was met overwhelmingly with praise. I mean, say what you want about the owner's politics, but banning Dick's products hasn't seemed to hurt his bottom line, or his reputation. And neither has Dick not shopping there. What would you do as the business owner? You know, they say you can vote with your wallet. Well, you can also abstain with your wallet. Cha'alt-Chan did everything possible to make sure that his voice, opinion and even existence at that store was totally insignificant. And now he acts surprised and butt blasted that he doesn't matter to them? Talk about clueless. Even for a pothead, this dude is slow on the uptake. I know a lot of people hate the Zweihander guy, but you know what? He patronizes and promotes the SHIT out of his local game store. Wanker should be taking notes, not offense.
 
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Darrick still shits on the LGS that banned his book. Seriously Darrick you barely visited the store except when you got something out of it, you were far from a regular, maybe if they got to know you they would have been more lenient of you and now with you shitting on them more and more and burning bridges they will never ever want anything to do with you.

He shows a screenshot from his Facebook circlejerk to show the post Misty Mountain Games made in 2020 that @NavyGuzzler mentioned.

You can tell in his voice that he is just seething right now, so, so angry

Now he is complaining "Well, I didn't want to play there anyways so there, nyeeeeh" like a little kid dealing with rejection complaining about the chairs and how close the game tables were to the bathroom.

THEN WHY DID YOU WANT TO RUN GAMES THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE A WEEK AGO DARRICK?

 
Note how Darrick is conveniently focusing only on Misty Mountain Games now, the one that banned his books for terrible reasons. It's almost like he can't feasibly go after I'm Board! (that's the other game store) for kicking his books off their rosters because they actually gave him a chance and they failed to sell a single copy. It's almost like that store banned his books because he links to his blog, which vividly describes people raping corpses, groping people, and has advertisements where a woman is getting eaten out by a snake on the same page regardless.

It's interesting to see how he made this video only after getting some flak for the previous one, and based on comments there and in here. Also of course the strung out wastecase baked on Mary Jane can't understand that it's one thing to sell sleaze in the back or in a private section. It's another to run a table of it where the children who play Magic or other games are at. It's also assuming there is a partition for "mature players" at all.

He actually gets reduced to whining about how the Game PLACE, oh I mean Misty Mountain's chairs weren't even that good and how he WON'T GO BACK AND DIDN'T LIKE THEM ANYWAY like a little toddler. Cope and seethe harder; this is why you're supposed to have filters. I guess it's perfectly okay given his narc rage response if say a bald weirdo decided to loudly describe how his bard raped the bandit in earshot of his 5 year old daughter too given how he's lashing out that he can't do that.
 
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You are totally right, he rants about Misty Mountain Games like how Chris rants about Michael Snyder and how he kicked him out of The Game Place.

But yeah, I'm Board actually had a reason in that they weren't selling at all which he can't refute. I wonder how many Misty Mountain Games sold? Probably not a lot.
 
If it took Darrick year to realize his books were banned it means the stores weren't contacting him about more copies. They probably bought a run once and it sat on the shelf ever since.
 
Darrick apparently didn't vaccinate his kids and regrets getting vaccinated now. It is probably just for COVID and he probably vaccinated at least his three daughters when they were babies (not sure about his twin sons) because that was before his conservative grift, but then I realized something...

Brie is turning 11 this month. That means she is due for her HPV vaccine. A lot of schools are requiring kids to get their HPV vaccine when they are 10-11ish, will Darrick vaccinate Brie or will he be like "That's for sluts" or "It doesn't protect again ALL HPV strains" like a lot of anti-vaxxers say when they don't want their daughters vaccinated for HPV.

It is also a good thing he is sending them to a private Catholic school since a lot of public schools are requiring kids be up to date with their shots including the COVID vaccine with little room for exceptions else they have to wear a mask or do remote learning. I know in my state, I think HPV is a required vaccine now.

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