Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votos: 46 6.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votos: 45 6.5%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votos: 292 42.1%

  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votos: 269 38.8%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votos: 42 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    694
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Juan But Not Forgotten dijo:
Okay, the video is translated to russian, but I will explain what he says - four chinamen were trapped in Kyiv, because who needs to evacuate civilians, right? He, other guy and two girls went to buy some food and stumbled on two armed civilian fucktards on the street. All of a sudden they began firing their weapons in the air and people on the street started running away. He and two girls ran in one direction ran in one direction, their friend in the other. Some time later armed fucktards caught up and pointed their guns at them. They asked them "are you russians?" and he was barely able to reply "I am chinese", so after checking their belongings they let them go. Some time later they met their friend and he told them that armed fucktards put him on the ground and checked his stuff and eventually let him go. In the end he calls this situation "total chaos".
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Juan But Not Forgotten dijo:
Okay, the video is translated to russian, but I will explain what he says - four chinamen were trapped in Kyiv, because who needs to evacuate civilians, right? He, other guy and two girls went to buy some food and stumbled on two armed civilian fucktards on the street. All of a sudden they began firing their weapons in the air and people on the street started running away. He and two girls ran in one direction ran in one direction, their friend in the other. Some time later armed fucktards caught up and pointed their guns at them. They asked them "are you russians?" and he was barely able to reply "I am chinese", so after checking their belongings they let them go. Some time later they met their friend and he told them that armed fucktards put him on the ground and checked his stuff and eventually let him go. In the end he calls this situation "total chaos".
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Who can't tell a Chinese person from a Russian?
 
Oh no Eurobros...
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Also Pakistan out of nowhere:
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Even ukrainian propaganda fails sometimes:


Ukrainian gives phone to Russian POW for a call home.

Expect teary: "wtf, you are where? please come home alive!"

Russian father picks up, probably drunk, doesn't give a shit ...

Ukrainian: how many kids do you have?

Russian father: five

Uk: so one more, one less, it doesn't matter?

Russian father: pretty much

Uk: *segmentation fault, core dumped*
 
mr.moon1488 dijo:
Lol it's going to be really entertaining if the coomer bait backfires and they end up getting a bunch of American Tyrones.
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Coomers are the most affected demographic right now. Russian OnlyFans whores are on strike, since it denied them their payments. Ukrainian OnlyFans whores are either on the run or dead.
 
mofu mofo dijo:
There was some analyst stating that it's not actually a 40 mile long convoy, it's a series of logistics 'packets' spread over 40 miles which seem to be getting held up by broken down vehicles. Essentially it's a bunch of traffic jams. Ukraine has had a milder late winter/early spring than usual so the ground is too soft to drive a lot of the vehicles on, that's why they're stuck on the road. It's possible that sending the main thrust of the invasion through the Pripyat marshes was not the best idea.
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An early raputitsa? Oh those Russians
 
Ongoing protests against the invasion.
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дядя Боря dijo:
During WWII, there was a whole book written by a Soviet surgeon on how to recognize self inflicted wounds and simulate illnesses to avoid going to the front lines. Some of it was so fucking exotic, like using various plants, one would think a phd in chem would think invent it.
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The batty bwoys should've been more careful about what they wished for when Don't Ask Don't Tell got repealed, and later the ban on troons overturned.

If I ever get caught up in a draft, plan D for getting out is to use my knowledge of Munchausen's from years of observing lolcows. I'll get myself declared unfit due to EDS, fibro, schizophrenia, gluten intolerance, and water allergies.

A. Ride it out in Jamaica.
B. Prove I'm not US a citizen.
C. Join pacifist church
D. Munchausen's
E. Batty bwoy
F. Shoot self in foot
 
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