Gotta love how every time Wu seems to keep falling out of the spotlight, the next thing they do is make an even bigger and more idiotic internet slapfight occur in increasingly more desperate tones.
Really, Wu keeps claiming about being a big video game indie leader but they're not, because what most successful legit indie game devs have that Wu doesn't is an actual
desire to make games. All Wu gives a shit about is the front-end crap, going so far as to claim being a "specialist in cinematic experiences" or some shit and literally the
only shit done for the updated Steam port at all is the opening cutscene getting tweaked and some additional armor/pads on Holiday's impossible model anatomy. Hell, even the gameplay change supposedly happening is as lazy as can be - it's just replacing the touchscreen driven events with speed typing segments in
the same quicktime event set-up.
Seriously, in the time it's taken Wu to even just tweak a few model visuals and probably photoshop together some TOTD esque screenshots (because Wu's proven they don't even know how any of the mechanics in the game works), the team at Nicalis literally rebuilt
The Binding of Issac: Rebirth (which
itself was a complete rebuild of the original game to take it off the restrictive Adobe Flash engine) by doing the following (cp'd from the Steam store)
- Over 100 hours of MORE gameplay
- Greed Mode - a whole new way to play, focused on risk/reward
- Expanded main game - a new final area with a new final boss
- Daily Runs – play a new official run, everyday!
- Online Leaderboards - compete for highscore/best time
- 10 totally new and awesome challenges!
- 1000+ new room designs, as well as room
- MONSTROUSLY UPDATED WEAPON COMBO SYSTEM!
- 120 new items--not counting tons of new pickups, chests, pills, bombs and cards--taking the item count up beyond 500!
- Alternate soundtrack!
- Tons of new secret transformations!
- MOAR new achievements
Uber secrets including:
- Lilith, mother of demons, a totally new playable character
- 4 new alternate chapters with new enemy types and visual themes
- Revised seed code combo system and new special seeds
- 100+ enemies, with new designs
- 8 new bosses
- Even more rooms FULL OF POOP!
All that (which is easily over 50% additional content on top of the core game itself which is MASSIVE to begin with in content), but somehow they
also managed to develop an ARG that literally had people going around Santa Cruz locations and digging up a buried figurine of a game boss (meaning the devs
literally went out and buried crap in the ground for reasons not even advertised at the game's launch) which in turn revealed even
more new shit that was developed around the secret unlockable character The Keeper. All for an
expansion no less.
What's Wu done in that same time period? Nothing. No playable prototypes (which naturally anybody who even understands video game development knows should be primary for a port - looking good won't magically make broken game mechanics rendering it
impossible to play fix themselves), no new content to justify why it's taking so long to bring the game up to a level
the average person on Wu's Twitter knew how to do in seconds, no
nothing except supposed screencaps of some other game in development with some other person whose name I forget...and absolutely no mention of what kind of gameplay
that would have, either!
GSK is not a business - that much was evident in how R60 would have destroyed a start-up company upon release due to nearly half a million dollars being burned on a game that's barely got any gameplay
in it along with how Wu is the only one even working at GSK and thus keeping it alive. GSK is not a
hobby because as we all know well enough, Wu pretty much is obsessed with Twitter to beyond unhealthy levels, by which in turn they've revealed they would rather just play OTHER video games, boast about buying more overpriced tech shit, and spend all their time traveling and talking about subjects they have no right to even be talking about in the first place. GSK, and by extension the reason R60 ever existed to begin with, was Wu's means of forcing themselves into the SJW elite as has since been revealed, SJW's trying to play video game illuminati was the big thing at the time or something. Now that GG's burned for over a year as a massive failure for the SJW's, Wu's
struggling to justify even being associated with video games anymore and instead is constantly venturing back to their previous rhetoric involving the rights and treatment of transgendered people. Except when Wu decides for whatever reason to pretend they're not John Walker Flynt in drag.
Who the fuck are you trying to kid?
, tell Flynt what he needs to hear:
