DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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"Money is tight nowadays... We have to buy sooo many games soon [...] so I need your help [...] tax season is right upon us, you know"

There you go. Started a little late this year, but it never fails.
"Upon us" huh? Why do his fans have to pay his taxes? Oh and does that mean he is beginng in February? Is he improving?
 
"Money is tight nowadays... We have to buy sooo many games soon [...] so I need your help [...] tax season is right upon us, you know"

There you go. Started a little late this year, but it never fails.
Yeah this shit is obnoxious. He HAS to get these new releases and YOU have to finance this. Money is tight but yes, me and Khet got some doordash and I plan on buying the same game twice, which I might drop soooooooo, get to it.

His whole format is just chucking half-pound of ground beef in the garbage. Wasteful little fucker.
 
I wonder what his plumbing is like when he's putting that much food into the pipes.

Dude poured bacon grease down his toilet and saw nothing wrong with it. His pipes not bursting yet from how much shit has been tossed in it is a miracle. Really hoping they do break because him whining about plumbing costs for a mess he caused would be amazing.

I mean, he did have that $1,000 bill he had to pay to fix his shower recently. :story:

(On a more serious note, he's indicated before that one of the toilets at his Wakando is perpetually out of order, so...)
 
Money is tight, therefore you should finance my videogame purchases.

I took would like the collectors edition of Elden Ring, where do I post my gofundme?
Money is tight guys, but I need money so my mom-I mean wife can eat out, on our day off.

You could pull up a million contradictions but this one is Phil distilled.

Has no money....but also requires his audiences fun his day off brunch.
 
"Upon us" huh? Why do his fans have to pay his taxes? Oh and does that mean he is beginng in February? Is he improving?
I fudge a couple hundred on my taxes and spend the next month convinced the IRS is going to crawl up my ass but this dude doesn't even change out of his pajamas and claims $5k/mo in business expenses while broadcasting his lack of expenditures live 8 hours/day. All you can do is laugh.
 
I mean, he did have that $1,000 bill he had to pay to fix his shower recently. :story:

(On a more serious note, he's indicated before that one of the toilets at his Wakando is perpetually out of order, so...)
I do wonder if he reads KF that much after all because we've definitely made fun of him for putting food in his garbage disposal many times and he's apparently doing it now more than ever.

Compost that shit, Phil. Or take it to the dump. Stop ordering so much food in the first place. Fucking embarrassing.
 
He seems to think that using the phrase "behind the scenes" to talk about people giving him money and stuff offline makes it sound like serious business transactions, rather than a shady and utterly corrupt way of hiding income from the wheels and whales.
 
His Valentines Day rant was absolutely unhinged and delusional. Filled with hypocrisy and even his scat fetish makes an appearance!

Phil has gotten so much worse over the years. His attitude as morphed from “smug smartass” into “entitled Karen”. Even that title doesn’t capture the magnitude of his assholery.

I completely agree with calling Phil an alien. He’s just so fucking odd. Everything about him is so obtuse. He’s an endless faucet of idiocy.
 
On the subject of the abusive relationship between Phil and his home's plumbing, since it's a condo unit is there any chance this is messing up the guts of those unfortunate enough to live on either side of the goutlord?
Depends on how the sewage drains, typically it would drain per unit. Things like water lines might be shared through the walls but drainage shouldn't be.

It is Renton though.... so who knows.
 
"Money is tight nowadays... We have to buy sooo many games soon [...] so I need your help [...] tax season is right upon us, you know"

There you go. Started a little late this year, but it never fails.
Congratulations to everyone who chose February as the month the begging would start. Maybe the next poll should be when the first beg-raiser specifically for taxes will be.
 
I like how the Valentine’s Day pigroach tale is just a combination of the Burger King story and the “Kat put bones in the garbage disposal” story from the Indian food mukbang except this time it’s Phil fighting the garbage disposal. Even Phil realized this because he showed the fucking Ch’King close-up AGAIN.
 
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