DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

DSP want $300 a day so if he made $228 on the early stream shouldn't the goal for night stream be $72? how do people not recognize this blatant in your face scam?

What $228? His bank account says $0 so what are you talking about?

Really it's that the dentheads can't do basic maths and his intentional hiding of how much he really is asking for means that you either need to have ulterior motives to not care or lack the braincells to do the maths for yourself. When he was on twitch after the departnering and his first month on YT he was asking for $200 a stream and when anyone presented the math that show how much he expected, they were swiftly censored. Notice that he never actually acknowledges that it is 300 a day, because he knows how mad that would sound but instead focuses on the smaller per stream number. He only ever asks for the per stream amount.

 

[garrybkk]

https://streamable.com/a43jaz

you are not the top tipper, onlyic...oneminuteman is, oneminuteman did that $25 tip, actually oneminuteman remains the top tipper of the stream

 

[architects]

https://streamable.com/a43jaz

you are not the top tipper, onlyic...oneminuteman is, oneminuteman did that $25 tip, actually oneminuteman remains the top tipper of the stream

This is beautiful

 

[Jasper2K]

https://streamable.com/a43jaz

you are not the top tipper, onlyic...oneminuteman is, oneminuteman did that $25 tip, actually oneminuteman remains the top tipper of the stream

Was a little early on thanking OIC for his preauthorized tip. It happens phil

 

[DeeTracktor]

That clip is beautiful.

Phil is his own worst enemy and the Viking hat made it better

 

[Lady Adjani]

So ive been thinking, considering Lost Ark is coming out, will Dsp ever play an MMO again? Im aware of the whole warcraft fiasco, but begs the question. Can there be a point where he would play one again(Hell he could make his guild Hate Army Kings of Retro and play with his members) Obviously the answer from me is no since an MMO requires commitment, something that he doesnt have. Would like to hear yall nudniks thoughts

This should be fun for him, cause then his fans can finally literally carry him through all the content, shield him from the evil trolls (maybe even with legendary mounts like chairs with wheels attached to them).
He could turn off chat so that he doesn’t need to interact with detractors (and more so his fan base), and just stand around while others clear the content for him. Sounds like a dream come true if you ask me.
In addition he could add a very positive, interactive addition to his streams besides an arbitrary tips goal, an arbitrary members goal, an arbitrary likes goal, we now have now an arbitrary gold goal.
Something new and fresh and interactive like give him 500 gold in game and he wears an ingame hat? But that may be to crazy and interactive…

He would :

- run away from everyone
- block ALL social interaction, no chat, absolutely no voice, hide player names, auto decline party invites
- skip through all the quest text
- fail to do his 3 button rotation

Somehow I think that even if he had a dedicated carry group, he'd still fail to accomplish anything because he couldn't even be trusted to log in for raids on time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

https://streamable.com/a43jaz

you are not the top tipper, onlyic...oneminuteman is, oneminuteman did that $25 tip, actually oneminuteman remains the top tipper of the stream

It never ceases to amaze me that his denthead fans go along with all of this, considering that anyone smarter than a hamster can see Phil's scams a mile away.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He would :

- run away from everyone
- block ALL social interaction, no chat, absolutely no voice, hide player names, auto decline party invites
- skip through all the quest text
- fail to do his 3 button rotation

Somehow I think that even if he had a dedicated carry group, he'd still fail to accomplish anything because he couldn't even be trusted to log in for raids on time.

We know from observing him in the Champions Discord, as well as his forum posts from some other mobile games he stupidly wasted all kinds of money on, that even when Phil is feeling secure in is anonymity, he really only has shit to say when it's time to act like he's better than everybody. So you can't even take the threat of trolling and clips of him being stupid plastered all over the internet out of the equation, and have it result in Phil being a normal player in an MMO. He'll still shut everything and everyone out, and interact only for ulterior motives.

Also, his Champions account shows that despite him being a "very open wallet", that doesn't translate to him actually lending a hand to other players, it describes how much money he spends getting his roster leveled up enough to mop the floor with his opponents so the guild can stay competitive. Which demonstrates the degree to which he would be NOT helping his guild in an MMO, since that would require going further than simply doing what he was going to do anyway - waste hundreds of dollars a day playing wrestling Candy Crush, just have associates while doing it. Which, for Phil, are only there for being a means to an end. A selfish end. Just like anyone else caught in his event horizon.

It never ceases to amaze me that his denthead fans go along with all of this, considering that anyone smarter than a hamster can see Phil's scams a mile away.

It's worse than that, because they've figured it out, they just haven't reacted the way a normal person would, and aren't going to, because they're not normal. Phil will still drive them all off one by one, eventually, it's just going to take quite awhile, and be more than likely from simply boring them to death. There's a reason the ones like Slayer drop a bunch of money for specific games and could give a fuck less about Phil's whining any time he's playing something they don't enjoy. It isn't about him, never was, and never will be. Even they will leave if he keeps tanking his streams the way he has been.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

One horse was seen galloping through the store startled but not harmed

 

[Agent Proper]

Ver archivo adjunto 2965111
One horse was seen galloping through the store startled but not harmed

@JimJimJim did you finally lose it?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

DSP want $300 a day so if he made $228 on the early stream shouldn't the goal for night stream be $72? how do people not recognize this blatant in your face scam?

This is Phil

Greed...

Greed is Massively Strong

You ask him that yourself and find out, might be a nice lean-in manual ban for your help

 

[Sup3r]

It never ceases to amaze me that his denthead fans go along with all of this, considering that anyone smarter than a hamster can see Phil's scams a mile away.

Reminder that people like timbo, snowkarl, Anonymouse and you know who all knew that Phil is a lying piece of shit begging for money for "bills" only to spend it on the usual, even before things like the bank leaks. They just did not give one iota of a fuck about it. Even Phil has shown signs that he is aware that they don't care, but knows he needs to keep up appearances for any potential new whales in his silent majority (since he's gullible enough to believe that the socks are genuine accounts ).

Phil could literally spend his streams just lying down, playing champions on his phone while waiting for his dinner with the camera recording an empty chair and they would still give him money. Him being the reason for donating to him died long ago, it's only because a few retards think that Phil hitting his goals is some big W against us is the reason he's getting any "meaningful" amount of money and he's slowly coming to that realisation.

 

[JPG]

DSP want $300 a day so if he made $228 on the early stream shouldn't the goal for night stream be $72? how do people not recognize this blatant in your face scam?

This is Phil

Greed...

Greed is Massively Strong

You ask him that yourself and find out, might be a nice lean-in manual ban for your help

Do we need to go through the sandwich shop analogy again? If my shop does well one day, that doesn't mean it shouldn't do well the next! That's how businesses work.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

you know what amazed me about his "Pokomon" streams, he has this tsim of reality like having a fade during a zombie apocolypse is unrealistic, dual weilding hand guns is unrealistic, jumping and shooting is unrealistic, running away from the magic floating team mate marker as faceless respawning space marine using alien future tech it's unrealistic that he wouldn't find anyone to shoot.

Pikachu, a mouse that shoots electricity. He calls the electric mouse in water, pikachu appears on a raft. Completely dumb founded by an electric mouse wouldn't want to stand in water that would, not only be putting an electric mouse in water but above his head.

Vidya Game in a fantasy setting does something mundane that no one cares about "thats not realistic REEEEE"
Vidya Game has a little nice touch that while still fantasy it would actually make some realistic sense. "I dun get it"

oh phil....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ver archivo adjunto 2965111
One horse was seen galloping through the store startled but not harmed

Have fun listening to that tripe tomorrow. He will be beyond insufferable.

 

[Agent Proper]

Good mate @Nigel of Ukip shared this wonderful video to me.

This is the kind of things I wish would happen to Phil. No one was harmed, it was filmed, funny as fuck, and you damn well know there was a HOLLARIN' at a dollar store DVD and some fresh produce.

This is how to troll.

 

[Sup3r]

you know what amazed me about his "Pokomon" streams, he has this tsim of reality like having a fade during a zombie apocolypse is unrealistic, dual weilding hand guns is unrealistic, jumping and shooting is unrealistic, running away from the magic floating team mate marker as faceless respawning space marine using alien future tech it's unrealistic that he wouldn't find anyone to shoot.

Pikachu, a mouse that shoots electricity. He calls the electric mouse in water, pikachu appears on a raft. Completely dumb founded by an electric mouse wouldn't want to stand in water that would, not only be putting an electric mouse in water but above his head.

Vidya Game in a fantasy setting does something mundane that no one cares about "thats not realistic REEEEE"
Vidya Game has a little nice touch that while still fantasy it would actually make some realistic sense. "I dun get it"

oh phil....

What is this fascination with bitching about games being "unrealistic" like it's a bad thing? Why would he ever want his games to be "realistic"? This is even ignoring his complete disconnect from reality for the past 14 years, it's like he doesn't get basic escapism. Imagine you applied this to games he likes. "You can't throw fireballs in real life, it's unrealistic", "Waiting for your turn to attack in a life or death situation is unrealistic", "Playing bejewelled doesn't make you a better wrestler" or even "you can't spend money on a chance to make yourself stronger on bugged shard mechanics, just give me the fucking wrestler I want you bullshit game". It sounds like a toddler trying to find anything to complain about and jumping on the first big word that comes to mind. Only the toddler would have an excuse for saying something so retarded.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Have fun listening to that tripe tomorrow. He will be beyond insufferable.

oh dear lord...

- Phil, pig in the city the therapy session that this very happy man with a fulfilling life uses the podcast cause he has no one to talk to
- Sifu reviews that are "all over the place", it's just the usual suspects who hate the game cause it's too hard and white people made a game with asians.
- Khet, my wife, she almost died cause "those people" like to shoot people even though she was home playing skyrim and the dude was white...with a oddly shaped head, receding hairline, patchy beard and a vest..hmmmm.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Just imagine how horrible Phil’s gun control narrative is gonna be

 

[DeeTracktor]

Just imagine how horrible Phil’s gun control narrative is gonna be

Eating a cheeseburger is more likely to kill Phil