🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Maldron the Assassin]

Agreed. Ralph wants to die but is too scared to put some iron in his mouth and pull the trigger. So he lives recklessly. It's almost sad. Also you won't ever see him break. Narcissists will always find something to stand on. He could be homeless but still insist he's a winner because he's a man goddammit.

 

[Dead Wife]

I hope he doesn't take some rando with him.

Or the newest kid. Out of this whole mess I feel sorry for that baby.

There’s bad times ahead if May has to go back to work asap, and Ethan is driving around with the kid in the back screaming while he’s resentful, hungover and coked up.

 

[Malaika]

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

I've been saying this since he impregnated Faith. His behavior is that of a spiteful little goblin whose only goal is to stick his thumb in as many eyes (and anuses) as he can. I've thought for years that Ralph was agressive and an idiot, but not actually malicious. But once he impregnated Faith just to spite her dad and to "win" at a goal Null set for himself It was clear to me that he's really just in it to hurt as many people as he can while eating, drinking and fucking whatever he can.

Even if he ended up homeless and completely broken, he'd never admit that he failed, made a mistake or that he's in pain. He'd spend the last bit of time and energy he has to hurt whomever he can before he dies or goes to prison for a long stretch and in his dyeing breath or behind bars, whichever comes first, he'd still shout to anyone who still cares to listen that he's winning and that he's living #FiveStarDays.

The only difference in prediction is that I give Ralph at most 2 more years to live, not 5.

 

[The First Fag]

Agreed. Ralph wants to die but is too scared to put some iron in his mouth and pull the trigger. So he lives recklessly. It's almost sad. Also you won't ever see him break. Narcissists will always find something to stand on. He could be homeless but still insist he's a winner because he's a man goddammit.

"You can't even shoot yourself in the head because you're a felon. You can't even buy a gun to shoot yourself with because you're a felon. You're fucked." -Null the most based janny.

 

[GriptheRaven]

TonkaSaw and MundaneMatt

4 year cycles. Gamer Gate, The fall of the Skeptics and IBS and now the Final(?) Corn Harvest.

 

[Space Cooter]

If you went after his supporters they'd doubledown. Persecution tends to embolden people on the defensive. When people are on the defensive you start really thinking about what you can do to help, and, as this site has proven, if there's a will there is a way.

Ralph could go to jail but that's solely up to him and I don't think he's going to risk that. I don't think he realized it was ostensibly illegal to post porn without consent.

Quite frankly I don't see this ending. It will just get boring for a while.

• There will no consequences as a result of his criminal case in California.
• He will not become Xander's legal father.
• I can see May staying or leaving. It won't matter to Ralph. He'll quickly replace her with someone other desperate woman.
• Ralph might have a falling out with Fuentes, but probably not, as Fuentes never talks about Ralph.
• Ralph is more likely to have a falling out with Dick, now that Dick isn't doing much for him, but that won't change things.
• Ralph can get booted off some streaming service but he'll just find another like he has before.

Like, face it, if you're in this because you want to see the day Ralph implodes and succumbs to misery and is crying on a Twitter live that he's ruined, that will literally never happen.

Here's my actual prediction: Ralph's behavior is someone who plans to be dead soon. He will die from accident or health complications in the next 5 years. That's why nothing matters to him.

That's why he's amusing. It's both funny and a curiousity to witness someone who is not psychotic live such a devil may care lifestyle. While we can predict with some certainty the next person he'll alienate, he has shown he can fuck up his life in ways noone can imagine.

Chris was very funny but because others were pulling the strings it was more predictable. Ralph will always be a surprise. It's also amusing to see just how much some people can hate a fat goofball whose antics really only hurt him and people who are pretty much just as despicable.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My Top 3 bets for how the Ralphamale meets his Maker('s Mark):

• Suicide by cop (unintentional only)
• Stabbed in his sleep by random BPD stray he picked up off the street/internet
• Head blown off by father of previously mentioned BPD stray after he knocks her up and kicks her to the curb.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

What's so amazing about Ralph is that he is the embodiment of the lolcow mindset, never being able to learn from his mistakes or improve himself. Whereas a normal person would be able to figure out that they've fucked up even occasionally and take a lesson from it, and as a result look like a fool less and less frequently, Ralph stubbornly persists every time he takes an L and doubles down, gets angrier and angrier, makes more foolish blunders, gets laughed at by everyone, rinse and repeat. And as he spirals down his blunders and escapades only become more and more ridiculous and more and more people tune in to watch the freakshow, to the point where fucking Vtubers are now dabbing on the dumbass. And yet the dumbfuck will still not learn.

 

[Leon Breitling]

I think the idea that jail would somehow have a profound effect on Ralph to change his ways is laughable, considering he got out after his bid and immediately went back to being a drunken, short tempered fool.

 

[Shig O'nella]

... but isn’t that kinda sad? Being so attached to keeping the liquor flowing and slots spinning that you not just would throw away friends and family just for that, but that you don’t even see it as a sacrifice?

It's not just kinda. It is sad, full stop.

Doesn't mean it's not funny too.

 

[GriptheRaven]

My ideal chain of events:

• Ralph continues to spiral out of control as his former friends and colleagues dab on him while assuming his streaming empire.
• He returns to America from Portugal. Instead of seeing his pregnant wife, he jumps in his truck and drives to North Carolina with a baseball bat.
• He goes to Gator"s house and tries to literally kill him.
• Gator either shoots him in self-defense or calls the police and Gunt goes to prison.

Please, God, let it be so.

I don't wish death on the gunt. I just want him to carry on in his nature.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What's so amazing about Ralph is that he is the embodiment of the lolcow mindset, never being able to learn from his mistakes or improve himself. Whereas a normal person would be able to figure out that they've fucked up even occasionally and take a lesson from it, and as a result look like a fool less and less frequently, Ralph stubbornly persists every time he takes an L and doubles down, gets angrier and angrier, makes more foolish blunders, gets laughed at by everyone, rinse and repeat. And as he spirals down his blunders and escapades only become more and more ridiculous and more and more people tune in to watch the freakshow, to the point where fucking Vtubers are now dabbing on the dumbass. And yet the dumbfuck will still not learn.

I’m going to point out again that he’s ruining lives, his own and others, because he’s addicted to the Internet. All he has to do is stop living his life online. I guess in his head he doesn’t exist if he isn’t online?
(Sure he’d still be a disaster, but not the infinite black hole of humiliation we’re witnessing).

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Nobody that matters think about Fuentes association with some random retard... I don´t think even the trad cathboy consider them associates. He´s pretty thin-skinned as well, so the only possible fallout is if Ralph start platforming people that shit on him constantly.

Honestly I would respect Ralph if he burn the bridge with Nick Fuentes he probably gain little bit of viewers if he did something like that.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I have my money on another car crash sometime this year

I would wager on heart attack

 

[MeltyTW]

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

I don't really buy that I think it's Ralph coping because he's cried on stream before being made fun of and he obviously cares about his image and having the whole world agree with him, he also bots and is obsessed with his declining numbers.

Also at least for myself I and I suspect most know that in personality and how silly thing happen Ralph and Chris are nothing alike it's just that he's figuratively autistic and fills the general role of the guy the internet shits on en masses.

Also he's fairly gullible he literally got tricked by tardski into being hospitalized and his man purse stolen and tricked by his former slave I to giving up groyper deals and yt put of attempted spite. Say what you will about Chris some homeless man didn't wrest his dude bra from him

 

[GriptheRaven]

... huh. That’s... an interesting perspective. I’d never looked at things that way, but I guess I can see it. But, well... Kiwifarms probably isn’t the best place to say something like this... but isn’t that kinda sad? Being so attached to keeping the liquor flowing and slots spinning that you not just would throw away friends and family just for that, but that you don’t even see it as a sacrifice?

Mind, that pisses me off far more than it causes me to pity him, but that’s a mindset I just can’t even imagine. I only watch anything with Ralph when it intersects with people with an once of charisma in their bones, so... I guess it’s hard to gauge that kind of emptiness just from those examples.

There are people like Ralph all over the world but most of them haven't been decent enough to record themselves and their follies for our entertainment.

 

[KingHarkinian]

Ethan will be bitter for the rest of his short(tee hee) life if anything his immediate future will resemble homeless Cartman

 

[Beez]

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

I thought it was just a troll and funny to say Chris transferred his soul to Ralph during arrest.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All of Ethan Ralph’s rock bottoms have trap doors. Here’s hoping he’ll never be alone with either of his children. Death by shaking or beating is definitely a major risk factor for any baby left in his care.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Can we really keep calling this a "harvest?" Typically a harvest happens once in a while, this has been constant. When you harvest a crop, its because you planted the seeds a long time ago and tended to them. The Ralph harvest is like the seeds plant themselves, harvest themselves, plant the seeds for the next harvest and then say "Bet you wont eat me, faggot, bet you wont have a nice dinner of delicious corn you pussy faggot" before tossing their own corn bodies onto the grill. This is self perpetuating, its infinite.