🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votos: 600 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votos: 1,305 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votos: 518 21.4%

  • Total de votantes
    2,423
So Ralph finally decides to stop kissing metokurs ass and he immediately insults girlfriend.

what is it with ralph, it seems all he has are close friends or enemies. nothing at all inbetween. why does he always feel the need to attack people? why cant he just have acquaintances?
 
Ralph is all alone, in a foreign country, with a broken face, and the last of the gunt guards have abandoned their posts. He feels like Nick Fuentes's hero Hitler in the last days within the bunker as the world closes in on him. He will want nothing more than to curl up in bed, like pig in a blanket, but as he covers his mass, the blanket feels strange, something about the material is wrong. In horror he realizes that he has wrapped himself in felt, or rather life has, for felt is his totem.
There isn't enough felt in all of Portugal to cover that gunt
 
Changed his name? From what? To what? Does Ralph think his legal name was "Internet Aristocrat"?
I love watching the pig's response to having his Internet daddy take a nice solid piss in his face. With his wired jaw. He can't even make a video. Because his gimped face would make a joke of him!
There isn't enough felt in all of Portugal to cover that gunt
Damn your eyes!
 
So Ralph finally decides to stop kissing metokurs ass and he immediately insults girlfriend.

what is it with ralph, it seems all he has are close friends or enemies. nothing at all inbetween. why does he always feel the need to attack people? why cant he just have acquaintances?
Because Gunty is the kind of narcissist that any association with entitles him to your time, loyalty, admiration, and respect, regardless of whether or not he deserves it. A fat toxic cunt in the same vein as many 2010's tumblrcows, tbh.
 
Changed his name? From what? To what? Does Ralph think his legal name was "Internet Aristocrat"?
According to dox hunters in his thread, he changed his name from James Patrick O'Shaughnessy (no, really) to James Augustine. Jade's legal name was Jem (no, really) and she changed hers to Sophia Augustine, IIRC.

Still better than having 3 first names as your name, Ethan Oliver Ralph.
 
lmao I really dont get this gunt guy. Seriously... Just like clockwork he responds just like everyone thinks hes gonna respond. He is unable to just take shit as a small joke and move on
 
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