Retching.
"LISTEN UP GUYS! TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT A POLITICAL ISSUE!"
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this is almost sympathetic until you remember how old he is. Getting mad that you lost at Smash is normal when you're 13. Playing Smash isn't even weird at his age if you do it sometimes with friends but he really is publicly posting that he's a sore loser at it... why would you post this on twitter. I'm killing my brain cells trying to figure out any positive outcome of posting this publicly on twitter.com. like just go deescalate yourself.
If this was anyone but Chibi I would see this as foreshadowing to him DFEing and getting off the internet.
In Adam's head he sticks with things too long. Not sure if he actually believes this or if it's just interaction-bait. Perhaps both.
In unrelated news tomorrow: "tragedy in the morning hours as the shift supervisor of a local mobile phone retailer was found dead in his home following an unprecedented overnight alcoholic binge described by his neighbors as 'the most epic celebration they've ever witnessed performed by one man under his own power.' The medical examiner indicated alcohol poisoning was the likely cause of death. 'The fucking coroner got smashed just cutting into the poor son of a bitch, that's how much ethanol was in his body,' a hospital employee said on condition of anonymity.
I've long held the belief that we'll have achieved truly "intelligent" AI once we build one that exhibits a genuine sense of humor. I think we're there.
...and he never will...
He's apparently been a member since 2015, and he posts about his waking life on the daily, he must have never gone to the gym, apart from maybe once or twice because I swear we've talked about it in the past. It's a shame, really, if he had gone even once a week in all those years, he'd be built and be swimming in normie pussy.
If he did, he'd probably find some way to fuck it up, like hitting the treadmill in a Naruto headband or wearing colored contacts so he looks like one of the characters from Demon Slayer. Or he'll sing Simple and Clean while bouncing around on one of those exercise balls.
idk about america but in Australia specifically there is a super huge subset of the population (specifically Indian guys under 30) that go to the gym in Naruto/DBZ/Bleach clothing and blast anime openings while on the equipment
HE DID IT AGAIN! INTO THE CRINGE CAGE HE GOES!
Lol Chibi thinks he needs his boss' approval to move. Yeah it 100% sounds like his boss is jumping at the chance to get chibi to leave of his own volition instead of having to fire him and deal with unemployment paperwork. Notice how his boss never mentioned a guaranteed job, just that he'd "pull some strings". Chibi doesn't even realize that he's firing himself. I already feel sorry for his soon to be room mates that are gonna have to deal with his unemployed ass.
"Smart people are actually really cool, 30 btw" -Robert Oppenheimer, Father of the Atomic Bomb.
Bit of a powerlevel and slightly off subject but:
Yeah, honestly I find the idea of anyone (espeicially Chibi) doing a dedicated Game Development degree, at best (and Chibi will not be a at best situation) you are going into an industry with a massive worker surplus. The average person going for a job in game dev will be way more talented than him and because every zoomer wants to "make games" companies will at best pay you like shit (for the skill the job is required) and replace you the second you being there would be even slightly inconvenient because there are effectively endless people to replace you with. This is the best case senario for breaking into this industry and Chibi besides being less than averagely competent has gone out of his way to attatch his name to dirt that would make jobs with no worker surplus think twice before hiring him. Ironically Chibi's current job is probably 1000x more stable than any game dev job out there; A job he sucks at, no one there likes him and is basically just trying to wring a few more $ out of boomers for cellphones