Jasper2K
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IIRC didn't phil somewhat recently say he or his kat had to walk all the way fom the gate or something? He made it sound like they were going on a journey across middle earth.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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SocietyLiver1488
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There's a main gate which I didn't see at first, and a back gate, the back is in the image I posted. It may be emergency use only or something. If his address is correct in Bing/Google maps, he is near the back gate at the back of the complex. So he would have to waddle across the entire grounds to the front gate.
He should still do it because he is fat.
Jose Cuervo
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I’d pay to watch Jon Taffer and Gordon Ramsay grill Phil at the same time, his fragile ego would crumble in two seconds.
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Oh boy, I can hardly wait. I'm sure it'll be riveting, and he'll get right to it, out of valuing other people's time so much.
What gets me about that is that he lies to himself about who comprises the majority of his viewers, so it's not like he's deliberately trying to waste the time of people who don't even like him. That would make sense, even though it also affects that people who DO like him, because they're retards anyway. But no, he just doesn't care because he's the one who matters to him, no one else, and he doesn't understand that part of the reason he has a bad image is the little things he continues to do, not just the racist jokes he quit making.
Or he's just utterly incensed at the idea that he has WAY further to go in ceasing to be an asshole.
NursezillaX
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Yep, it's not just how stupid the idea of never considering hypotheticals because they're not 'reality' or never thinking about any kind of backup plan for your future, especially in such a potentially volatile sector that he 'works' in being passed off as 'logic', it's that he's making such a stupid fucking idea / argument and using it to condescend to somebody else. People like Phil who are dumb as rocks and wrong or misinformed about pretty much everything, but who speak with such an air of authority and condescension massively trigger me.
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For some reason the discussion on how far away Phil has to waddle from the gate reminded me of the neckphones delivery arc. Remember when he got the notification that it was "Delivered to a safe place," got confused, walked around his neighborhood and admitted to picking up and examining his neighbor's packages from their porches, got back, concluded that the delivery man must've stolen it? He talked about having to put on pants and socks and shoes like he's putting on some sort of hazmat suit, then said "I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE MAILBOX" as if he just went to Florida and back by foot. Then he karened out, tried calling the delivery man, then contacted Amazon support, before going outside once more and finding out that the damn package was on his porch the whole time. He concluded that the driver got scared shitless, put the words "OH NO I STOLE PHIL'S PACKAGE AND HE FOUND OUT I BETTER BRING IT BACK," verbatim, as if Phil is either some big shot celebrity or the delivery man was a detractor who knew this was Phil's package and decided to steal it to hurt Phil behind da scenes, then stealthily went back and put his dumb neckphones which look like an autistic hi-tech version of a Celtic torq on Phil's porch.
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Big announcement: he's pinning a new main video on his YT channel begging for likes. Not joking.
"Some of my videos don't even have 5 likes!"
Also, only 210 total viewers watching this trainwreck.
"Some of my videos don't even have 5 likes!"
Also, only 210 total viewers watching this trainwreck.
YokuNama
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Phil lives THIS far from his gate:
![EPyoU3E[1].png](https://kiwifarms.pa/attachments/epyou3e-1-png.2926217/ "EPyoU3E[1].png")
He could simply walk out his front door, penguin to the right, and meet the driver face to face. Yet he is so lazy he makes the driver enter a special code to get in and bring his nummies an extra 10 feet to his front door or else its a 1 star review.
To be fair that gate isn't an entrance or exit gate. The reason that its on rails and has so many "No Parking" signs around is to keep it clear just in case a fire truck or ambulance can use those gates to go through. They are locked at all other times.
Still. Phil shouldn't be DoorDash'ing in the first place from being perpetually broke, let alone complaining about the people delivering that he doesn't tip whether they do good or not.
Lord_Point
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My guess is it did get delivered to a neighbor, they brought it it, went to open it, saw it wasnt for them, and then droped it off on his stoop.
Or the delivery man stole it then was afraid that he messed with he WRONG BIG TIME STREAMER and put it back like a scardy baby!
TheTractor
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Can Phil go to Portugal too ):
David Davidson
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I mean, what changes if Phil gets more likes/comments/engagment on his dead YouTube channel? Some more traffic to watch his dumbass play games and then fuck off because they can't chat without being subbed for 24 hours? I don't see this going anywhere except maybe he unlocks Super Thanks on YouTube for some more wheelchair dollars.
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He appears to think it will help his "discoverability". But as you note, no one will actually stick around once they see what he's actually doing.
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Another Mystery Solved!
Phil didn't get kicked off Teespring. IT'S REBRANDING.
"God's Honest Truth" Phil received an e-mail from someone who watches his kahntent behind the scenes and wants to buy a t-shirt and this dummy wasn't aware of that Phil is currently rebranding. Nothing Phil could do. It was planned FOR YEARS!
I found out, through the power of social engineering, who sent him the e-mail:
Phil Paul Burnell
His e-mail: darksydephil@hotmail.com
Here is his dox.
Phil didn't get kicked off Teespring. IT'S REBRANDING.
"God's Honest Truth" Phil received an e-mail from someone who watches his kahntent behind the scenes and wants to buy a t-shirt and this dummy wasn't aware of that Phil is currently rebranding. Nothing Phil could do. It was planned FOR YEARS!
I found out, through the power of social engineering, who sent him the e-mail:
Phil Paul Burnell
His e-mail: darksydephil@hotmail.com
Here is his dox.
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NursezillaX
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This was such a revealing thing for him to say because it showed the huge extent to which he thinks, or at least tries to convey to other people when looking for sympathy, that anything negative that happens to him is a deliberate and personal action on the part of somebody to harm him. Who thinks like this? I'm pretty much positive he just didn't see the package and immediately went into persecution mode, but even if it wasn't there I'm sure that 99% of people would assume that it was taken by someone randomly. No, this guy knew they were headphones that PHIL was waiting for and anticipating would improve his stream and this random delivery driver just couldn't let that stand. I love how time to time he gives away so much about himself and his mentality with simple little statements like this while being completely unaware of how he sounds.
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what is going on, why is he having a q and a session during the prestream? is this a regular thing now?
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Phil really just doesn't get it. Not only is that not how things work, and in complete denial of who comprises his audience (retards who can only do so much even with hundreds of sock accounts, and people who like laughing at him), but it lines up perfectly with his attitude in regards to tips. Any time someone calls attention to how much he begs, he does anything other than acknowledge they're right, and do something positive about it.
Pinning a "Make sure to like my videos" video is just the beginning, Phil is inevitably going to start begging for likes throughout every stream, just like he does with tips, because his attitude is the same for both: no matter how much he does it, or how he goes about it, it's not begging, it's business. As he long as he keeps calling it that, he gets to avoid any onus being put on him to stop a behavior he knows he needs to quit, but doesn't WANT to get rid of.
Phil's entire painful trajectory in life has been dictated by his refusal to ever do anything he doesn't want to, made worse by the fact that that list is longer than a trip to the moon and full of really, really abnormal things. Like fucking BATHING.
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SocietyLiver1488
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lmao I just realized what he's been doing by rebranding his non-gaming segments as an Official Podcast. Piggy thinks he's going to transition to lukewarm politics/gaming news and be the Joe Rogan of blue collar gamers, complete with a hundred million dollar contract
YokuNama
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Its quite hilarious he can be delusional about such a thing. The reason he has such few likes on his videos is the same reason its been for years and years... because everyone still hates your shit, Phil.
Literally nothing has changed but the dislike bar being hidden and he completely changes his viewpoint on likes because he can now lie to his audience about his streams being positive. All it takes is for his viewers to download an extension and they can see the truth... but he knows they are stupid and just believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
Now if he'll lie about such a stupid and easily disprovable thing, imagine what else he's bullshitting about... and actually you don't have to really imagine, there is proof everywhere about all the other shit he does behind-the-scenes.