🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
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MeltyTW dijo:
Fucking based, I really hope dick is a secret alog, id buy it he seems to be behind some of his worst choices to some inspirational degree and helping him do them.

Imagine being so dedicated to the art of making ralph look the pants shitting fool that you take a hit to your own reputation just to groom him into making even worse decisions. I'd thsts really what's going on Masterson is a Saint
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I know he's willing to pull the long con on someone, see the RSS feed for Biggest Debate for instance where he sat on it for almost 8 months knowing the password and had the ability to change it at any time but waited, but he's still waaaaay too pedo adjacent for me.
 
Paddy O' Furniture dijo:
I know he's willing to pull the long con on someone, see the RSS feed for Biggest Debate for instance where he sat on it for almost 8 months knowing the password and had the ability to change it at any time but waited, but he's still waaaaay too pedo adjacent for me.
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That was all part of gaining Ethan Ralph's trust to alog him. When Dick snakes he does it for you, not for honor or glory.
 

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Destacado el 27 de Ene, 2022 por Null: Ethan Ralph was hospitalized after (allegedly) being mugged by Moors in Lisbon, Portugal. He has fractured his orbital lobe and will be undergoing surgery overseas.
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO Holy shit Ralphamale delivers the content. I didn't even have 'getting jumped by based Portuguese' as an option. Boy do I feel like an idiot. Dat nigga got the brakes beat off him LMAO
 
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