💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Enig]

He specifically says the interview doesn't end there, just that his phone didn't record it. Either because his phone went out or the recording got fucked up is in the air I guess but he was worried about his phone not recording previously and checked on it at least once. Obviously idubbz has the rest of the interview so the ball is in his court to post the full thing.
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Tbh I don't see Icuckzzz uploading it since he already hasn't given a damn for a solid year, so this whole thing is going to remain as some freak Let It Be type affair unless Ian just dumps raw footage one day after feeling slighted by too many people asking why he looks like he films porn in 80s Miami.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

There are some things that are basic truths about this whole situation

1. Sam owned Ian. Sam realized easily Ian only had one intention: to use Sam to further his own ‘meta‘ of a content cop against problematic people. Ian unlike I believe unautistic youtubers believes his own BS that he is some kind of force against fake and bastard people that need to be exposed. He made a plan to interact and make a video doc showing a failed star that had become a crazy sperg. Sam while being weird is not so black and white he cannot see this coming and uses it to gaslight Ian because it was hilarious to him and that’s what he really cares about. And Ian really didn’t see what the situation was because he is so full of his ego.
2. Most of the internet doesn’t care. After seeing ian cuck out and the years since content cop was relevant the impact to his reputation was basically ‘yeah we knew that already’. Ian already has his niche sychophantic group this won’t deter them and everyone else has seen what Ian is and doesn’t care but it’s funny to see Ian take a paid for crackwhore at her word. The real damage came a while ago ian cannot clown anyone because he is a clown himself.
3. Even Ian didn’t give quality reactions to some shit. From the gaslight doc we see Sam planned far more than the footage shows. The lack of footage shows Ian probably reacted to a lot of it like it was a ruse cruise because for all his stupidity he knows enough about social media to know not to powerlevel or show reaction to staged crap. Maybe that footage exists but I doubt it.
4. Ian is fucking locked into his persona. He buys his own BS and doesn’t realize or actively acts in cognitive dissonance over what he has become. I doubt Ian really knows who he is anymore only that his thot gives him meaning and he has bought wholeheartedly into keeping her with him. Fuck at this point I could see a path where Ian troons out just because he is so codependent on someone else. It is sad but if you look at the breadth of his work I bet you would find clues this is the case. He doesn’t know who he is without someone validating him. He is that self unaware.

the conclusion I get from both is never buy your own hype. Always self reflect or you end up losing who you are and will either be some stupid fake human or hyper aware sperg who only sees everything as a game. Sam and Ian are very damaged people in different ways but one is riding that into destruction and one is trying to subvert it probably also to destruction. Existence is a fantastic joke of chance never take yourself seriously and maybe you won’t end up like this.

It goes without saying while most human interaction involves a self agenda somewhat it is never has been so blatant as frankly stupid as the rise of reality tv and internet ecelebs. Everyone in these two mediums are either so fake you never know who they really are or are so invested into their hype they lose their own personality to their characters’. There are really few who do stuff like this and just maintain a real humanity and that is pitiable and pathetic. I really want to see what someone like Markiplier or the Grumps look like in thirty years or someone who has maintained a separation of their personality and character. It must be incredibly taxing to maintain.

 

[documental]

He specifically says the interview doesn't end there, just that his phone didn't record it. Either because his phone went out or the recording got fucked up is in the air I guess but he was worried about his phone not recording previously and checked on it at least once. Obviously idubbz has the rest of the interview so the ball is in his court to post the full thing.
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he's bullshitting. you can hear noise from the motor for the camera's autofocus earlier in the interview
feel free to correct me if i'm wrong

 

[Holdek]

Shame they gave up after 10 minutes would have been funny.

Yeah I was looking forward to some funny pranks. This video is boring as shit. I‘m at the part where they’re tooling around in the Slingshot.

I think it’s just because Sam Hyde is either a mediocre talent generally, or he needs to edit what he puts out by like 50%.

 

[Cat Attack]

Why the hell does Sam hang around giant unironic wiggers? I thought he was against the lazy SoundCloud crowd.

One of the defining traits of Sam Hyde's brand is that it's intentionally ambiguous where the irony begins and ends. Is Sam really racist or is he just doing a bit? Is Sam really an NFT stan or is he just doing a bit? It Sam really a soundcloud rapper or is he just doing a bit?

He's the closest thing this generation has to Andy Kaufman. He's the kind of person who would torpedo his mainstream career with controversial hot takes then spend $500k on a JPEG and $500k on the Twitter username "wigger" and drop terrible gimmick rap videos just because he thinks it's funny. He commits to bits so hard no one knows where the joke ends and the real Sam Hyde begins.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

For all it’s popularity I haven’t seen much talk about it only because no one gives two shits about Idubbbz anymore the brand is dead and all I have seen of his shit is how much like a 70’s porn star he looks like while his thot poses like a goddamn real doll. Neither he or his findom look like real people they look like aliens faking humanity. Or like children playing adults. I don’t even like Sam Hyde but jesus I could hang out with the dude and not be an autistic person trying to own him.

Holy Shit did the bull use his shirt to clean up?

 

[semitooth]

Yeah I was looking forward to some funny pranks. This video is boring as shit. I‘m at the part where they’re tooling around in the Slingshot.

I think it’s just because Sam Hyde is either a mediocre talent generally, or he needs to edit what he puts out by like 50%.

you have to remember a good portion of the visit probably wasn't filmed by sam's crew so unless ian uploads his footage we won't ever know how many of those pranks they actually pulled off.

 

[stupid orc]

There are some things that are basic truths about this whole situation

1. Sam owned Ian. Sam realized easily Ian only had one intention: to use Sam to further his own ‘meta‘ of a content cop against problematic people. Ian unlike I believe unautistic youtubers believes his own BS that he is some kind of force against fake and bastard people that need to be exposed. He made a plan to interact and make a video doc showing a failed star that had become a crazy sperg. Sam while being weird is not so black and white he cannot see this coming and uses it to gaslight Ian because it was hilarious to him and that’s what he really cares about. And Ian really didn’t see what the situation was because he is so full of his ego.
2. Most of the internet doesn’t care. After seeing ian cuck out and the years since content cop was relevant the impact to his reputation was basically ‘yeah we knew that already’. Ian already has his niche sychophantic group this won’t deter them and everyone else has seen what Ian is and doesn’t care but it’s funny to see Ian take a paid for crackwhore at her word. The real damage came a while ago ian cannot clown anyone because he is a clown himself.
3. Even Ian didn’t give quality reactions to some shit. From the gaslight doc we see Sam planned far more than the footage shows. The lack of footage shows Ian probably reacted to a lot of it like it was a ruse cruise because for all his stupidity he knows enough about social media to know not to powerlevel or show reaction to staged crap. Maybe that footage exists but I doubt it.
4. Ian is fucking locked into his persona. He buys his own BS and doesn’t realize or actively acts in cognitive dissonance over what he has become. I doubt Ian really knows who he is anymore only that his thot gives him meaning and he has bought wholeheartedly into keeping her with him. Fuck at this point I could see a path where Ian troons out just because he is so codependent on someone else. It is sad but if you look at the breadth of his work I bet you would find clues this is the case. He doesn’t know who he is without someone validating him. He is that self unaware.

the conclusion I get from both is never buy your own hype. Always self reflect or you end up losing who you are and will either be some stupid fake human or hyper aware sperg who only sees everything as a game. Sam and Ian are very damaged people in different ways but one is riding that into destruction and one is trying to subvert it probably also to destruction. Existence is a fantastic joke of chance never take yourself seriously and maybe you won’t end up like this.

It goes without saying while most human interaction involves a self agenda somewhat it is never has been so blatant as frankly stupid as the rise of reality tv and internet ecelebs. Everyone in these two mediums are either so fake you never know who they really are or are so invested into their hype they lose their own personality to their characters’. There are really few who do stuff like this and just maintain a real humanity and that is pitiable and pathetic. I really want to see what someone like Markiplier or the Grumps look like in thirty years or someone who has maintained a separation of their personality and character. It must be incredibly taxing to maintain.

awful post

 

[Spergetti]

He commits to bits so hard no one knows where the joke ends and the real Sam Hyde begins.

While it is important to understand this element of how Sam operates, it reaches a point where it really doesn't matter if the stuff he makes is authentically or ironically shitty, because it just isn't funny. Even if Sam is self-aware enough to know that his new cohort are burn-out retards and he thinks that's funny, he still made a mistake bringing them on to help him make his new shit. It's pretty obvious that Bic and the rest have an influence over Sam's more recent content, and the result isn't nearly as funny as what Sam was doing with Nick and Charls or even just by himself. Commitment to the bit is only a good thing when the result of the bit is funny, and the wiggers bit isn't funny anymore.

 

[Holdek]

you have to remember a good portion of the visit probably wasn't filmed by sam's crew so unless ian uploads his footage we won't ever know how many of those pranks they actually pulled off.

Fair enough but I’m not optimistic. He didn’t say “oh we pulled a lot of these off but it‘s not in our footage.” More like ”we wanted to do all these things ha ha.” Ideas are one thing, actually doing anything with them is what separates the men from the manchildren.

 

[Chuckles]

You know guys, when it's all said & done, I had one very important takeaway from this whole spectacle.
That is: It's better to fuck around with people rather than just be awkward making bullshit small talk (if you're not comfortable doing that).
I've been channeling my inner Sam Hyde all week with great results

 

[419]

New video just dropped in celebration of one million views on the iDubbbz doc. It's about half an hour long and seems to have bunch of long-form teasers for things like new Dust Bangaz and GhostSuckers.

 

[Rekkington]

New video just dropped in celebration of one million views on the iDubbbz doc. It's about half an hour long and seems to have bunch of long-form teasers for things like new Dust Bangaz and GhostSuckers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UloNuL7DyfM

Sam I love ya buddy but you can't just have like fifty videos of you boxing with a weird filter over top. There's DYEL bisexuals who put more work into their forum posts than this.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Sam I love ya buddy but you can't just have like fifty videos of you boxing with a weird filter over top. There's DYEL bisexuals who put more work into their forum posts than this.

I'll take it over more of the podcast.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

ghostsuckers fucking sux

we didn't need another one

 

[Chuckles]

You know guys, when it's all said & done, I had one very important takeaway from this whole spectacle.
That is: It's better to fuck around with people rather than just be awkward making bullshit small talk (if you're not comfortable doing that).
I've been channeling my inner Sam Hyde all week with great results

Wow okay so I get flooded with "dumb" & "autistic" ratings for expressing how I was able to extract a lesson from this hyde vs. ian bullshit & turn it into a positive in my life!?
You want me to reiterate how shitty ghostsuckers is or the mediocrity of PGL for the 999971298461287th time & join in on the circle jerk or something? WE ALL KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BECAUSE IT'S HOW WE ALL FEEL. Seems most of you are here to farm "karma". a.k.a. reaction score. Not surprising seeing as the site's denizens are referred to as "farmers". Makes sense now. Pathetic.
No regard for how Dr. Hyde can IMPROVE YOUR LIFE. You guys think you're too cool for school cause you're on KF lol. Probably coomers. He's a fully grown adult man which we should all strive to be. He can kick things hard af & has mad crypto. He's also going on 6'4". You are not the same.
Anyway, can't believe y'all did the KF equivalent of a downvote like some plebbit fgts & left it at that. TO THE POINT I GOT A HIGHLIGHT, I MUST BE LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR HEADS. It's cramped in here btw ever think of expanding the place? I mean, can't complain since I live here for FREE lmfao! I must be in the top 1% of post-to-highlight ratio. Get dunked on. I'm better at this site & yet I barely use it. Didn't even quote me & explain what's so "dumb" about my post, oh that's right you can't. My position is logically sound. You all just hide behind your little emotes or w/e. More proof the Farms are being infiltrated by reddit beta bois.. gross

 

[Mepsi Pax]

I can't tell if that's some kind of copypasta, but assuming it's not I finally know what kind of person caused the whole sticker ban thing by incessantly messaging mods and nool

 

[Pig Boss]

Sam Hyde briefly on TISM with fat Scottish man Dankula and lolcow The Quartering. Live at the time of posting,

 

[Chuckles]

I can't tell if that's some kind of copypasta, but assuming it's not I finally know what kind of person caused the whole sticker ban thing by incessantly messaging mods and

Idk wtf you're sayin about a "copypasta". Sounds like it's be good with some alfredo sauce. Gonna order some after I'm done lifting, thanks for the memories

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Idk wtf you're sayin about a "copypasta". Sounds like it's be good with some alfredo sauce. Gonna order some after I'm done lifting, thanks for the memories

No regard for how Dr. Hyde can IMPROVE YOUR LIFE. You guys think you're too cool for school cause you're on KF lol. Probably coomers. He's a fully grown adult man which we should all strive to be. He can kick things hard af & has mad crypto. He's also going on 6'4". You are not the same.
Anyway, can't believe y'all did the KF equivalent of a downvote like some plebbit fgts & left it at that. TO THE POINT I GOT A HIGHLIGHT, I MUST BE LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR HEADS. It's cramped in here btw ever think of expanding the place? I mean, can't complain since I live here for FREE lmfao! I must be in the top 1% of post-to-highlight ratio. Get dunked on. I'm better at this site & yet I barely use it. Didn't even quote me & explain what's so "dumb" about my post, oh that's right you can't. My position is logically sound. You all just hide behind your little emotes or w/e. More proof the Farms are being infiltrated by reddit beta bois.. gross