COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Raging Capybara]

Lol, motherfucker still uses checks and cash.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Everything is a conspiracy until it's proven not to be a conspiracy. And lifting restrictions for a few weeks is a great way of keeping the public from getting too rowdy by giving them some hope for the future.

I've already proven your conspiracy is full of shit, yet you still keep clinging to it. You're not far off from the schizophrenics in the Vaccine thread in H&F

 

[Wormy]

That completely justifies the total ruin of people's lives. Absolutely.
You jack shit eating motherfucker.

Says the people out to ruin the lives of those not singing along. YOU eat a dick, nigger.

who are all liberal borderline communists

Private corporations making a profit is COMMUNIST!
Christ on a cracker, so rarely does someone come in and just flat out prove what I'm talking about.

In word of a kike

It's awesome to see you leftard halfwits seal-clap to literal fascist dictatorship you so often love to bark bark about.

And just for a bonus, spouts neo nazi bullshit while calling people fascist. You're just salty we don't bow down to YOUR golden calf as usual. Never change.

Sure, until a new variant pops up, then it's back to full lockdown. And how long do you think new variants will keep showing up for, a year? 2? 5?

We were long out of lockdowns (which my region never fully did anyway aside from close schools for 2 months, the horror) here BEFORE Delta.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Says the people out to ruin the lives of those not singing along. YOU eat a dick, nigger.

Switch out your underwear, ma'am. You're wearing it on the wrong side.

Private corporations making a profit is COMMUNIST!

Private corporations known for lying about their products, having paid historic record breaking fines for it, inventing some sketchy bullshit that protected by +99 layers of secret documents that won't be accessible to the public for a century with no right of repercussion for victims is making profits indeed.

so rarely does someone come in and just flat out prove what I'm talking about.

What are you trying to prove? That you and your ilk are literal brain dead mongoloid ballsacks who blame others for shit that you do yourself and want a thank you for it?
Grow some fucking pubic hair before asking your mom if you can use her computer next time.

 

[Wormy]

Private corporations known for lying about their products, having paid historic record breaking fines for it, inventing some sketchy bullshit that protected by +99 layers of secret documents that won't be accessible to the public for a century with no right of repercussion for victims is making profits indeed.

Still ain't communist, and it's still capitalist. But what would I know, I just actually went to school and payed attention in civics class when discussing the Soviet Union and Communism.
You don't like corporations, go move to North Korea, commie.

What are you trying to prove? That you and your ilk are literal brain dead mongoloid ballsacks who blame others for shit that you do yourself and want a thank you for it?
Grow some fucking pubic hair before asking your mom if you can use her computer next time.

Me, all I'm trying to prove that people who hollar "DON"T TRUST THE GUVMENT!" and then turn around and believe every buzzword that a Facebook schitzo mommy group or religious huckster selling them miracle spring water or Brainforce aren't any better than the people they slag. Double so for people who hollar the oldest chestnut of them all, "Teh Joos did it!" Stay mad.

 

[John Merston]

Still ain't communist, and it's still capitalist. But what would I know, I just actually went to school and payed attention in civics class when discussing the Soviet Union and Communism.
You don't corporations, go move to North Korea, commie.

As wise man once said, "Socialism is anything conservatives don't like. Communism is anything conservatives REALLY don't like".

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Still ain't communist, and it's still capitalist.

How much semantics can you mix into people being forced to inject themselves with liquefied capitalism by their government at the pain of being labeled a public enemy?

But what would I know, I just actually went to school and payed attention in civics class when discussing the Soviet Union and Communism.

Yeah what would you know when me, my friends and my family lived through actual communism.

You don't corporations, go move to North Korea, commie.

I'm fine with being forced to follow the blind whim of my incompetent government where I am right now, thank you.

Me, all I'm trying to prove that people who hollar "DON"T TRUST THE GUVMENT!"

Don't trust the government.

and then turn around and believe every buzzword that a Facebook schitzo mommy group or religious huckster selling them miracle spring water or Brainforce aren't any better than the people they slag. Stay mad.

How many narratives need to change until you start second guessing your government - a definitely competent organization that is never mainly ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS and which runs everything perfectly optimal like its the fucking postal service?

 

[Wormy]

How much semantics can you mix into people being forced to inject themselves with liquefied capitalism by their government at the pain of being labeled a public enemy?

It's called actually knowing what the fuck you're talking about when it comes to, ya know, government and economic systems and not using scary buzzwords like "COMMUNIST!"

For the record, btw, I'm against the mandates on a practical enforcement level. USA is a big fucking place and enforcing almost anything federally is more trouble than it's worth for this kind of thing.

Yeah what would you know when me, my friends and my family lived through actual communism.

Sorry to hear that. Doesn't make you correct when you call a corporation making a profit "Communist".

How many narratives need to change until you start second guessing your government - a definitely competent organization that is never mainly ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS and which runs everything perfectly optimal like its the fucking postal service?

And when will you people realize that maybe, when we DID think for ourselves, some of us did not come to the exact same conclusions as you? You're not free thinkers, you're not freedom fighters, you're cheerleaders for just another set of authoritarians who are just as eager to punish wrong-think as the rest. You throwing in the usual "TEH JOOS DID IT!" just puts a big neon sign over that flag.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

It's called actually knowing what the fuck you're talking about when it comes to, ya know, government and economic systems and not using scary buzzwords like "COMMUNIST!"

You literally have no fucking idea what you're talking about and just spewing semantics lol

For the record, btw, I'm against the mandates on a practical enforcement level. USA is a big fucking place and enforcing almost anything federally is more trouble than it's worth for this kind of thing.

Good for you.

Sorry to hear that. Doesn't make you correct when you call a corporation making a profit "Communist".

It's basically communism when it's mandated. I don't give a fuck who makes the profit.

And when will you people realize that maybe, when we DID think for ourselves, some of us did not come to the exact same conclusions as you?

Put your foot down against government overreach, then we'll talk.

You're not free thinkers,

Boy, neither are you lol

you're not freedom fighters,

Ad you're not the gestapo. Or if you are, you're the cheapest rank.

you're cheerleaders for just another set of authoritarians

My authoritarians are being stomped down with me right next to them by YOUR authoritarians.

who are just as eager to punish wrong-think as the rest

Watch it, kid. You might missuse a pronoun throughout your rant.

. You throwing in the usual "TEH JOOS DID IT!" just puts a big neon sign over that flag.

What can I say to this, but fuck you and shame on you for pulling the imply card after implying so much.
Sorry for the bad grammar. I'm in between like 3 conversations here lol

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Can everyone here just calm the fuck down? I know this thread is about idiots freaking out over covid but holy hell a thread could be made about the spergs in this thread itself

 

[Hyro]

Can everyone here just calm the fuck down? I know this thread is about idiots freaking out over covid but holy hell a thread could be made about the spergs in this thread itself

Sometimes the content brings itself to the thread

 

[dflatline]

I assume these anti-vaxers don't live in 3rd world shitholes and have already been "forced" to have measles, mumps, rubella, polio, and tuberculosis vaccines. I assume they live in countries that have these things called "laws" which mean you can't go around doing whatever you want and the government is already forcing them to behave in certain ways. What's so special about this law or this vaccine that makes them behave like toddlers and start pantshitting all over social media? It's childish contrarianism, selfishness and ignorance.

In their minds it all boils down to not trusting the government which is a fair stance but the crux of the matter is you don't have to trust the goverment. It's epidemiologists, virologists, doctors and scientists around the world in all countries and all goverments together that are the main push for vaccine mandates. You don't know better than them and your stupid childish tantrums are fucking everyone over as you act for vessels for mutation. You're selfish stupid sacks of shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Sometimes the content brings itself to the thread

They're incredibly insecure and thin skinned for a number of reasons. you'd think they'd consider some guy terrified of nanomachines in his shot would be fair game but here we are.

 

[snailslime]

What are you trying to prove?

That you should commit sudoku

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Everything is a conspiracy until it's proven not to be a conspiracy.

Nope. Even then, tin foil hatters find some kind of mental gymnastics to insist that even the proof that it’s not a conspiracy is part of some larger conspiracy. Every anti conspiracy proof you find is met with “That’s just what ‘they’ want you to think!”

 

[John Merston]

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Can everyone here just calm the fuck down? I know this thread is about idiots freaking out over covid but holy hell a thread could be made about the spergs in this thread itself

There are a surprising amount of people on this site that buy into the Covid Conspiracy nonsense. I'd be disappointed if I didn't know what site we were on.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

That you should commit sudoku

But I'm not a troon shemale like your mom.
hehe. Got'em.

 

[Hyro]

There are a surprising amount of people on this site that buy into the Covid Conspiracy nonsense. I'd be disappointed if I didn't know what site we were on.

It's just a trend in current year that any given website either has to be a troon infested communist shit show like twitter or full blown conspiracy nut haven where you're ostracised if you're not a paranoid schizophrenic that thinks literally everyone is out to kill them. I've been called both a nazi and communist by each side respectively which I guess makes me a strasserite.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I assume these anti-vaxers don't live in 3rd world shitholes and have already been "forced" to have measles, mumps, rubella, polio, and tuberculosis vaccines. I assume they live in countries that have these things called "laws" which mean you can't go around doing whatever you want and the government is already forcing them to behave in certain ways. What's so special about this law or this vaccine that makes them behave like toddlers and start pantshitting all over social media? It's childish contrarianism, selfishness and ignorance.

I vaccinate kids against their will all the time. Mainly because toddlers don't really have the capacity to understand why this thing that hurts right now will protect you from getting sick in the future.

Much like, uh...modern conservatives? Christ you went from John Wayne to being babies.