COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The panic porn itself doesn't ruin lives.

Nickles and dimes.

The anti-vax crowd, on the other hand, are taking a dangerous coin flip for the sake of their "freedom". They arguably instill more panic than the covid panic porn with all of its conspiracy theories about the government using this to take away our rights in more and more convoluted ways.

What you just wrote down is possibly the stupidest shit I read this past month, even if it's still day 1 of it.
What the fuck are you talking about? Have seen the kind of shit they're doing in Austria and Australia? People lose jobs, livelyhoods, fucking friends and family all because they don't want to be injected by some bullshit that if you take away all the porn is still suspicious enough to warrant basic caution. The antivax crowd could all scream in unison that vaccines are made by reptilian aliens to control peoples souls and shit, and that would be nothing in comparison to the damage that even moderate (((protections))) against the pademic have done. How the fuck is this even an argument?

You can take the best scientists in the world, put them in a state of the art super lab and tell them to create the purest, brightest shade of red physically possible and that shit would still not be as red as the line that must be drawn for the pro vax crowd who are all liberal borderline communists and who actually do ruin lives with their gay mandates and privilege cards.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Nickles and dimes.

What you just wrote down is possibly the stupidest shit I read this past month, even if it's still day 1 of it.
What the fuck are you talking about? Have seen the kind of shit they're doing in Austria and Australia? People lose jobs, livelyhoods, fucking friends and family all because they don't want to be injected by some bullshit that if you take away all the porn is still suspicious enough to warrant basic caution. The antivax crowd could all scream in unison that vaccines are made by reptilian aliens to control peoples souls and shit, and that would be nothing in comparison to the damage that even moderate (((protections))) against the pademic have done. How the fuck is this even an argument?

You can take the best scientists in the world, put them in a state of the art super lab and tell them to create the purest, brightest shade of red physically possible and that shit would still not be as red as the line that must be drawn for the pro vax crowd who are all liberal borderline communists and who actually do ruin lives with their gay mandates and privilege cards.

Username checks out.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Username checks out.

Likewise.

 

[Techpriest]

Nickles and dimes.

What you just wrote down is possibly the stupidest shit I read this past month, even if it's still day 1 of it.
What the fuck are you talking about? Have seen the kind of shit they're doing in Austria and Australia? People lose jobs, livelyhoods, fucking friends and family all because they don't want to be injected by some bullshit that if you take away all the porn is still suspicious enough to warrant basic caution. The antivax crowd could all scream in unison that vaccines are made by reptilian aliens to control peoples souls and shit, and that would be nothing in comparison to the damage that even moderate (((protections))) against the pademic have done. How the fuck is this even an argument?

You can take the best scientists in the world, put them in a state of the art super lab and tell them to create the purest, brightest shade of red physically possible and that shit would still not be as red as the line that must be drawn for the pro vax crowd who are all liberal borderline communists and who actually do ruin lives with their gay mandates and privilege cards.

Australia handled things pretty well and the doom mongering about Australia is pretty overblown. Want to know the death rate in Australia from covid? 72 people per million.

Want to know the death rate in the US? Over 2000 people per million.

Who’s doing the better job? Australia who isn’t facing a massive worker shortage and is pretty OK financially, or the US? Australian restrictions weren’t even that strict!

The US did better than expected but because of retards like you in various states, the death rate skyrocketed, and the economic impact was worse.

 

[Mr Snek]

Australia handled things pretty well and the doom mongering about Australia is pretty overblown. Want to know the death rate in Australia from covid? 72 people per million.

Want to know the death rate in the US? Over 2000 people per million.

Who’s doing the better job? Australia who isn’t facing a massive worker shortage and is pretty OK financially, or the US? Australian restrictions weren’t even that strict!

The US did better than expected but because of retards like you in various states, the death rate skyrocketed, and the economic impact was worse.

Australia only went well for the people at the top, everyone at the bottom got fucked something fierce. The shear number of small businesses that went bankrupt alone is worrying, but the real problem is that the government is never going to let these rules go away now that they're in place.

 

[Techpriest]

Australia only went well for the people at the top, everyone at the bottom got fucked something fierce. The shear number of small businesses that went bankrupt alone is worrying, but the real problem is that the government is never going to let these rules go away now that they're in place.

Except everything you just said is wrong. I know a small business owner in Australia -
It’s been fine for him, and fine for plenty of others. The emergency powers as potential rules aren’t going away, since they’re creating laws on how to enact them and how they can be repealed, even if the executive that issued them disagrees. The restrictions to start with weren’t even that bad. They were just actually enforced and cranked up and down as needed in specific areas. The emergency orders are also going away, and most of the new cases are imports or people who blatantly have been violating restrictions.

 

[Mr Snek]

Except everything you just said is wrong. I know a small business owner in Australia -
It’s been fine for him, and fine for plenty of others. The emergency powers as potential rules aren’t going away, since they’re creating laws on how to enact them and how they can be repealed, even if the executive that issued them disagrees. The restrictions to start with weren’t even that bad. They were just actually enforced and cranked up and down as needed in specific areas. The emergency orders are also going away, and most of the new cases are imports or people who blatantly have been violating restrictions.

I agree the lockdown rules were fine enough for the first year or so, but since then they've gone insane. I almost got arrested for going on an early morning walk a few months ago. And you cannot possibly tell me that having concentration camps for unvaccinated people is a good thing, that's not even getting into the glorified flu shot itself.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Australia handled things pretty well and the doom mongering about Australia is pretty overblown.

lol

Want to know the death rate in Australia from covid? 72 people per million.

It only took a complete authoritarian shutdown too. Good thing nobody died from being locked up in their house or from imminent poverty, or even from mysterious heart failures.
Maybe countries should start doing that kind of shit every flu season.
What the global death count anyway? 6 million? That'd be over a 4 year period with all the funky statistic making and anedotes about being crushed under a truck, but since there's a positive covid test, the cause of death is obvious.

Want to know the death rate in the US? Over 2000 people per million.

Now do Poland.

Who’s doing the better job? Australia who isn’t facing a massive worker shortage and is pretty OK financially, or the US? Australian restrictions weren’t even that strict!

Nobody is doing a better job, you halfwit. That's the point. The world isn't Australia and the US. Across the entire Western world retarded governments gave themselves more power which they won't let go soon, if ever.
Add a global collapse of the economy to the list of achievements.

The US did better than expected but because of retards like you in various states, the death rate skyrocketed, and the economic impact was worse.

Welcome to New York to you too.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What the global death count anyway? 6 million? That'd be over a 4 year period with all the funky statistic making and anedotes about being crushed under a truck, but since there's a positive covid test, the cause of death is obvious.

It's cute how you right-wing spazes keep spouting this shit like it's true.

it's also adorable how the side who prides themselves on being uneducated and ignorant thinks they know more about a subject than doctors and scientists who study it for a living

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

It's cute how you right-wing spazes keep spouting this shit like it's true.

It's awesome to see you leftard halfwits seal-clap to literal fascist dictatorship you so often love to bark bark about.

it's also adorable how the side who prides themselves on being uneducated and ignorant thinks they know more about a subject than doctors and scientists who study it for a living

In word of a kike youtuber who never did anything scummy in his career,
"You don't even have to think about it, dude."

 

[John Merston]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's awesome to see you leftard halfwits seal-clap to literal fascist dictatorship you so often love to bark bark about.

Lol yeah, vaccines are totally a dictatorship. I see your peabrain can't even respond to what I said without mentioning something totally unrelated.

In word of a kike youtuber who never did anything scummy in his career,
"You don't even have to think about it, dude."

Yes, 99% of doctors and scientists are in on a world-wide conspiracy, along with the government, to give deadly vaccines to the most compliant citizens and the only ones who are aware are uneducated, intentionally ignorant right-wingers who pride themselves on hating education and intelligence.

Why the hell would the government want to kill its most compliant citizens and do you really think that you could pull off a conspiracy like that? You anti-vax schizos are either seriously retarded or delusional, your choice

 

[Mr Snek]

Yes, 99% of doctors and scientists are in on a world-wide conspiracy, along with the government, to give deadly vaccines to the most compliant citizens and the only ones who are aware are uneducated, intentionally ignorant right-wingers who pride themselves on hating education and intelligence.

Why the hell would the government want to kill its most compliant citizens and do you really think that you could pull off a conspiracy like that? You anti-vax schizos are either seriously retarded or delusional, your choice

It's got nothing to do with whether the vaccine sterilizes people or whatever. What matters is that the governments of the world are using the virus and vaccine to gain more control over peoples lives and will absolutely continue to do so for as long as possible. As for the doctors and scientists, it's pretty easy to convince them to go along with it when the other option is losing their jobs. Remember when they all said that smoking was perfectly healthy?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Lol yeah, vaccines are totally a dictatorship. I see your peabrain can't even respond to what I said without mentioning something totally unrelated.

Here's the local gay grandpa with his word play mallet again.
It's not the vaccines that are the issue, they're an issue unto themselves.
The issue here is the forced mandate to get one, then the banning of those who don't in favor of those who do, the latter which spread the fucking virus, but the the former getting the blame. That is the issue, you fucking clam.

Yes, 99% of doctors and scientists are in on a world-wide conspiracy

The sheer claim that 99% of anyone agreeing on anything is sheer conspiracy.

the government

Only a fool trusts the government to begin with. Especially now.

to give deadly vaccines

Again, not the issue and a conspiracy crafted for labeling purposes.

to the most compliant citizens and the only ones who are aware are uneducated, intentionally ignorant right-wingers who pride themselves on hating education and intelligence.

And here's the why.

Why the hell would the government want to kill its most compliant citizens and do you really think that you could pull off a conspiracy like that?

Well, grandpa, why do you pay higher taxes than your own great grandparents before the war? Why do you have more regulation for driving than before? Why does your money value less than it used to and it has to be kept on some fucking computer machine under a tome of legislation instead of you being able to pick it up whenever you please?
The sole fucking answer behind your fucking, brain dead shit claims you spew out for your own illiterate phantoms is centralized power. And I'm sure that a Cali faggot retard like you is possible to understand that the government is the most incompetent and useless branch of society that even if it'd be noble, would still be unable to use said power to great benefit besides itself. You can only imagine what an ignoble government could do with too much centralized power and you'd have to imagine it in Chinese these days.

You anti-vax schizos are either seriously retarded or delusional, your choice

Now say that out loud after taking the cock and balls out of your mouth.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's got nothing to do with whether the vaccine sterilizes people or whatever. What matters is that the governments of the world are using the virus and vaccine to gain more control over peoples lives and will absolutely continue to do so for as long as possible. As for the doctors and scientists, it's pretty easy to convince them to go along with it when the other option is losing their jobs. Remember when they all said that smoking was perfectly healthy?

Lol how are they using it to gain more control over people's lives? As soon as cases went down, the covid restrictions went down. Do you really think the government gets off to having people get vaccinated? Scientists and doctors have gotten the vaccine, too. Do you really think they would get the vaccine if they didn't think it was safe? Or are you saying you know more about the vaccine and covid than doctors and scientists? Which is it, because it's either one or the other. Either you're delusional or a narcissistic tard and delusional

Here's the local gay grandpa with his word play mallet again.
It's not the vaccines that are the issue, they're an issue unto themselves.
The issue here is the forced mandate to get one, then the banning of those who don't in favor of those who do, the latter which spread the fucking virus, but the the former getting the blame. That is the issue, you fucking clam.

Public health is everyone's responsibility, you selfish retard.

The sheer claim that 99% of anyone agreeing on anything is sheer conspiracy.

Lol keep telling yourself that, retard

Only a fool trusts the government to begin with. Especially now.

So you trust uneducated conmen over 99% of the world's doctors and scientists? No wonder the right-wing attracts so many grifters. You guys are literally asking for it.

Again, not the issue and a conspiracy crafted for labeling purposes.

And here's the why.

Well, grandpa, why do you pay higher taxes than your own great grandparents before the war? Why do you have more regulation for driving than before? Why does your money value less than it used to and it has to be kept on some fucking computer machine under a tome of legislation instead of you being able to pick it up whenever you please?
The sole fucking answer behind your fucking, brain dead shit claims you spew out for your own illiterate phantoms is centralized power. And I'm sure that a Cali faggot retard like you is possible to understand that the government is the most incompetent and useless branch of society that even if it'd be noble, would still be unable to use said power to great benefit besides itself. You can only imagine what an ignoble government could do with too much centralized power and you'd have to imagine it in Chinese these days.

Lol my god where to even begin with how retarded this is. First of all, taxes are lower now than they were before WW II (https://www.tax-brackets.org/federaltaxtable/1938). We have more regulations now because of things like environment issues; before the EPA and such formed, the environment and worker safety and all that shit went to hell. Regulation isn't always a bad thing. Money is worth less now because of inflation. Inflation is not a bad thing... economists (again, I know you hate educated people so you wont care what they say, but bear with me) say that 2% inflation is a good goal, so yeah, 80 years later, money will be worth less than it was.

You act like there's a huge government conspiracy, which scientists devoted their lives to, to get right-wing spazes from Poland like you to wear a mask for some reason. You aren't that important, retard. You're just another right-wing NEET living in his mom's basement who has never lived in the real world before.

When covid cases went down, restrictions also went away, thus negating your whole retarded "THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS POWER" talking point

I know you right-wingers pride yourselves in being low-IQ and not intelligent, but man, you take the cake on that one.

Now say that out loud after taking the cock and balls out of your mouth.

Ironic coming from the Alaskan with a fetish for obese, elderly conmen.

 

[Mr Snek]

Lol how are they using it to gain more control over people's lives? As soon as cases went down, the covid restrictions went down. Do you really think the government gets off to having people get vaccinated? Scientists and doctors have gotten the vaccine, too. Do you really think they would get the vaccine if they didn't think it was safe? Or are you saying you know more about the vaccine and covid than doctors and scientists? Which is it, because it's either one or the other. Either you're delusional or a narcissistic tard and delusional

Sure, until a new variant pops up, then it's back to full lockdown. And how long do you think new variants will keep showing up for, a year? 2? 5?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sure, until a new variant pops up, then it's back to full lockdown. And how long do you think new variants will keep showing up for, a year? 2? 5?

Doesn't matter. I already destroyed your "THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS CONTROL" narrative by pointing out that when the cases went down, the restrictions went down.

Not everything is a conspiracy. You don't want to end up a schizo like the vaccine thread in H&F

 

[Mr Snek]

Doesn't matter. I already destroyed your "THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS CONTROL" narrative by pointing out that when the cases went down, the restrictions went down.

Not everything is a conspiracy. You don't want to end up a schizo like the vaccine thread in H&F

Everything is a conspiracy until it's proven not to be a conspiracy. And lifting restrictions for a few weeks is a great way of keeping the public from getting too rowdy by giving them some hope for the future.

 

[Techpriest]

Doesn't matter. I already destroyed your "THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS CONTROL" narrative by pointing out that when the cases went down, the restrictions went down.

Not everything is a conspiracy. You don't want to end up a schizo like the vaccine thread in H&F

Hell, restrictions fell fast once the vaccine was publicly available. That alone is proof here.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Lol how are they using it to gain more control over people's lives?

Ask a local of Austria.

As soon as cases went down, the covid restrictions went down.

Yet they're still there today.

Do you really think the government gets off to having people get vaccinated? Scientists and doctors have gotten the vaccine, too. Do you really think they would get the vaccine if they didn't think it was safe?

Literal meaningless gibberish.

Or are you saying you know more about the vaccine and covid than doctors and scientists? Which is it, because it's either one or the other. Either you're delusional or a narcissistic tard and delusional

Yet more literall gibberish.

Public health is everyone's responsibility, you selfish retard.

Then take your vaccine and stay home. I don't give a fuck about you giving a fuck about me so much you want to lock me up in a tower and set a dragon over my ass.

Lol keep telling yourself that, retard

Did you know that 99% of literalte people smoke Flintstones weed? A 120% of Illiterate people don't even smoke weed at all. Look it up.

So you trust uneducated conmen over 99% of the world's doctors and scientists? No wonder the right-wing attracts so many grifters. You guys are literally asking for it.

I don't trust factually proven conmen who lie, get caught lying, then lie about lying and call you a liar if you say anything about it.

Lol my god where to even begin with how retarded this is. First of all, taxes are lower now than they were before WW II

Value of currency and inflation.

We have more regulations now because of things like environment issues; before the EPA and such formed, the environment and worker safety and all that shit went to hell.

I'm still waiting for my climate warming patented beach home in the middle of Bulgaria.

Regulation isn't always a bad thing.

That's what the Austrian government says too.

Money is worth less now because of inflation.

Exactly.

Inflation is not a bad thing...

Now we're getting into some serious gibberish.

economists (again, I know you hate educated people so you wont care what they say, but bear with me) say that 2% inflation is a good goal, so yeah, 80 years later, money will be worth less than it was.

I think it's over 6% in your neck of the woods and it'll get far far worse.

You act like there's a huge government conspiracy

You say that I act like there's a huge conspiracy while this shit is literally happening in front of your eyes and you say, in the Worns of Bernie Sanders talking about food lines, "BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING"

which scientists devoted their lives to, to get right-wing spazes from Poland like you to wear a mask for some reason. You aren't that important, retard. You're just another right-wing NEET living in his mom's basement who has never lived in the real world before.

Oh no, how will my feeling ever recover lol

When covid cases went down, restrictions also went away, thus negating your whole retarded "THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS POWER" talking point

They're still here and they'll still be there, still far over reaching for a fucking bad flu.

I know

Now we're in the dimension of sheer delusion.

you right-wingers pride yourselves in being low-IQ and not intelligent, but man, you take the cake on that one.

I'd have to pull it out of your ass first.

Ironic coming from the Alaskan with a fetish for obese, elderly conmen.

And there's the fetishist's catchphrase.

Can't wait to get banned in this thread because I hurt someone's fee fees.