🍗 Deathfat "Becky" Rebecca Williams & Williams Clan - White Trash At Its Best

[Constellationzero]

Becky should drop tea and make both of them relevant again. Think of the amount of dirt Becky has over Amber. Do it quick, Becky! Make one final move off your cash cow!

It would only be a (very brief) flash in the pan. Blink and it's gone. Maybe, as stupid as NoNeck is, she gets it.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Is she going to let the cat out of the bag that Becky is a big fat lazy thumb?

I'm sure there is all manner of hilariously embarrassing shit they both have on each other. That's why the only thing that matters is the future and not the past, said every garbage monster ever.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm sure there is all manner of hilariously embarrassing shit they both have on each other. That's why the only thing that matters is the future and not the past, said every garbage monster ever.

List of probables for BOLTH:

* Dirty. Crapped. Briefs.
* Dirty. Crapped. Bedsheets.
* Leaves a guaranteed wave of destruction in public bathrooms turning them into instant Superfund sites.
* Causes paint and/or wallpaper to slide right off when shoes are removed.
* Machine gun style walking farts. In public. Someone random may have a vidya out there and may be entitled to compensation.
* Catfished online more times than Russell Greer and Chantal Sarault combined.

Also: Albert probably cheeeeteeed with Dunsity quite a few tahhms. Maybe with NoNecks in the next room sobbing while beating off to Kate Winslet pitchurs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ah yes an hour and a half of a camera pointed at a TV screen with 0 interaction. The quality content everyone has been waiting for. At least the intro wasn't like 10 fucking minutes of gifs for once

Female DSP Circa 2009

 

[BobsonDugnutt]

Is she going to let the cat out of the bag that Becky is a big fat lazy thumb?

Perhaps actual receipts of her involvement in the Norma gofundme scam

 

[C3PBRO]

I briefly tried archiving the video but it's so large and I just don't care enough to try harder. I did skim the transcript though which I will spoiler below for posterity's sake. She doesn't say anything unrelated to the game, and even that is uninformative and unremarkable. According to the comments, Becky put 14 ads on it.

Spoiler: fatter gayer DSP

00:01
[Music]
00:14
okay
00:14
i don't know
00:18
who do i want to play as
00:29
i hold your city captain and ryan's
00:31
girlfriend hostage with my gangsta
00:34
students and evil bosses nobody can stop
00:36
me now meet my demands or else ps alice
00:39
and ryan if you interfere you'll be in
00:41
for the fire lives a slick
00:45
[Music]
00:47
[Laughter]
00:53
my name's ryan and i have to go
00:55
save the girlfriend um i don't have any
00:59
belongings right now
01:02
i'll show you you actually have to buy
01:04
stuff and how you do that is you earn
01:07
money by beating up the games
01:10
i can enter passwords which i'll
01:12
probably show you guys about that too
01:15
uh
01:16
levels you know help whatever okay you
01:19
ready
01:24
now they came in hot
01:27
[Music]
01:35
[Music]
01:38
come here
01:40
[Music]
01:45
wow
01:46
i died that quick
01:48
how why did they start me off with the
01:49
pink shirts the pink shirts are stuck up
01:52
they don't always start off with the
01:53
pink shirts
01:55
it's random
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come on
02:27
[Music]
02:30
really
02:34
[Music]
02:36
and chains are going to be your best
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friend
02:39
what you want to stay away from are the
02:42
tires because those can hurt you too
02:46
[Music]
02:53
you coming what are you doing
02:58
fine okay bye bye
03:02
okay so i'm gonna throw that pick this
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up
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come here
03:09
and then i can pop up here
03:15
[Music]
03:23
really
03:24
i got hit by a trash can again
03:26
[Music]
03:34
i have no help
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[Music]
03:43
[Music]
03:45
okay i gotta give me some food
03:57
all right nothing in there
04:00
[Music]
04:10
more expensive something
04:12
the more it gives you
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like stamina wise
04:21
[Music]
04:28
[Music]
04:35
i love how much
04:37
[Music]
04:46
i'm gonna show you guys what i really
04:47
want
04:52
all of those my favorite one though is
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hands
04:56
that's what i really want
04:59
[Music]
05:05
boy come here
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[Music]
05:17
god
05:28
[Music]
05:30
come on
05:40
[Music]
05:45
oh
05:48
i almost didn't expect him to be there
05:52
sometimes people aren't in sherman park
05:57
you actually have to come back later
05:59
like backtrack literally and come fight
06:01
a boss
06:02
[Music]
06:06
you're gonna make me mess with coin
06:11
[Music]
06:28
i feel like simon from castlevania with
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my chain
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[Music]
06:41
do it again do it again
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oh god i gotta go i gotta get out of
06:45
here i have no power
06:49
[Music]
06:56
no it takes me back to the mall
06:58
[Music]
07:10
bro
07:16
jeez man what did i put this on where's
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my money at
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nothing
07:27
if i could just get myself to the bridge
07:28
because i
07:30
like to cheat there
07:33
it's not really cheating i just know
07:34
what i'm doing
07:39
[Music]
07:52
do
07:54
[Music]
08:06
oh come on is it moose
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come on fine
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[Music]
08:27
[Music]
08:32
i threw him against the wall three times
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[Music]
09:08
[Music]
09:16
okay so i don't know what the this is so
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we're gonna
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i write the book
09:21
ufo lens on toysville or alien
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kidnapping teddy bear
09:25
defense two up
09:27
will power three up
09:30
it's like
09:31
okay well
09:33
[Music]
09:34
what'd that do
09:38
nothing
09:40
[Music]
09:47
let's go back in here let's see what's
09:48
in here
09:51
[Music]
09:53
okay wow that's a big price job
09:59
[Music]
10:03
isn't that a pharmacy over here yes
10:06
oh no we gotta go here and we have to
10:08
flirt with the girl
10:10
um but i think i will
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give me a little bit
10:17
[Music]
10:27
[Music]
10:32
so we go down to side orders
10:35
and you go down here smile
10:37
[Music]
10:40
and i blush
10:42
[Music]
10:43
and then whenever i leave i look mad
10:49
you literally cannot interact with these
10:51
people at all
10:52
hey hey listen listen to me
10:59
no she said no you listen to me
11:01
[Music]
11:03
that's roxy
11:05
[Music]
11:19
okay so
11:20
i'm supposed to go down in there but i'm
11:22
not ready for that
11:24
so what we're gonna do is
11:26
[Music]
11:40
this game's a whole lot easier with two
11:42
people playing
11:42
[Music]
11:45
which was another reason it was a family
11:48
favorite
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because
11:52
you know
11:53
more than one person could play it
12:02
[Music]
12:14
[Music]
12:19
go
12:27
[Music]
12:29
do
12:31
[Music]
12:38
come on
12:39
[Music]
12:46
so you kind of have to go out of frame
12:50
will you cut that out back in the frame
12:53
ooh he killed me
12:55
and now my money's gone
12:57
i
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am
12:59
livid
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oh my god
13:04
[Music]
13:18
if you run into the wall it hurts you so
13:20
you have to be here
13:25
these little green shirt dudes ain't too
13:27
bad it's the
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brown shirts and the pink shirts that
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are really
13:32
really
13:39
did not teach you a lesson last time
13:43
give it up
13:48
[Music]
13:52
ah
13:53
[Music]
13:56
this game wasn't too hard you guys
13:58
i love it though oh i love this game
14:02
[Music]
14:08
five dollars
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[Music]
14:13
no
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what is this
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[Music]
14:25
[Music]
14:38
[Music]
14:54
okay
14:55
else
15:01
[Music]
15:06
um
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well i mean
15:09
nine dollars is nine dollars isn't it
15:12
[Music]
15:29
[Music]
15:36
bro
15:42
stop throwing me let me stand up
15:45
i had no chance
15:48
dang man
15:52
oh yeah
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no come back
15:59
[Music]
16:08
[Music]
16:13
oh no no no
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mistake
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ah i'm bored
16:19
are you for real
16:23
yes yes i did
16:24
and now there's going to be nobody here
16:31
go on
16:33
why is it the green dudes
16:37
[Laughter]
16:46
[Music]
16:57
[Music]
17:11
do
17:14
[Music]
17:26
give it up chin
17:34
this is how i acquire most of my money
17:38
[Music]
17:51
so
18:05
[Music]
18:07
so
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[Music]
18:21
[Music]
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cheese
18:28
[Music]
18:31
okay
18:34
[Music]
18:44
[Music]
18:54
okay
18:55
so i'm going to take this elixir
19:04
let's see exactly what it does
19:07
[Music]
19:16
nice
19:22
[Music]
19:29
so
19:35
[Music]
19:42
don't miss that guy
19:47
did you catch it
19:50
[Music]
19:52
[Laughter]
19:57
do
20:13
do
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[Music]
20:53
[Music]
21:11
uh
21:16
how much is that book
21:20
oh my gosh
21:24
i might just have to use passwords
21:30
was that
21:32
i've never seen myself do it
21:35
he does some kind of like weird
21:37
double cake split thing like on the
21:40
concrete
21:42
i've see him do it in the air
21:45
[Music]
21:47
can't wait to play this back from our
21:48
sisters and be like have you ever seen
21:50
him do this
21:54
[Music]
22:03
you surprised me
22:08
[Music]
22:12
i'm broke
22:14
for this book
22:16
come on man re-wet
22:19
[Music]
22:34
i need to look up a chart because i
22:37
think depending what color those shirts
22:39
they might be worth more
22:43
[Music]
23:00
[Music]
23:03
river city ransom
23:05
[Music]
23:15
[Music]
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store next door where's my store
23:23
[Music]
23:45
screen
23:49
[Music]
23:53
okay
24:02
[Music]
24:06
okay
24:09
[Music]
24:21
right here
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i'm not sure
24:23
no but there is at one point in the game
24:24
where you can
24:26
i need just something to sustain me
24:30
to get me back to that bookstore
24:34
[Music]
24:42
[Music]
24:59
arcade yeah
25:02
on this yeah
25:04
[Music]
25:09
where's it at it's next to the dojo
25:13
the dojo
25:18
let me see isn't that like a picture
25:21
[Music]
25:35
[Music]
25:38
good
25:52
this guy
25:57
[Music]
26:07
do
26:09
[Music]
26:15
is
26:16
[Music]
26:26
um
26:30
[Music]
26:46
[Music]
26:49
i just lost all that money
26:52
[Music]
27:06
yeah on the screen they don't want you
27:07
to punch
27:13
[Music]
27:21
[Music]
27:26
that sucks
27:30
[Music]
27:48
[Music]
27:54
so
27:55
[Music]
28:04
[Music]
28:11
[Music]
28:24
um yeah
28:25
i've been there
28:28
concealer
28:29
[Music]
28:37
[Music]
28:41
yeah i thought about entering some
28:44
[Music]
28:47
passwords
28:50
[Music]
29:01
[Music]
29:11
[Music]
29:28
[Music]
29:36
dance partner
29:40
what was i kicking it there was nothing
29:42
there
29:43
the abs kicking
29:46
how dare you
29:50
nobody hits me with a chain but me
29:58
[Music]
30:01
four more dollars
30:04
come on
30:08
[Music]
30:15
[Music]
30:24
wow
30:26
they flew up in the air
30:30
keep the other distance down
30:31
[Music]
30:35
oh
30:37
[Music]
30:43
[Music]
30:49
go ahead
30:54
i need five more plants
30:57
are you kidding me okay
31:01
just one dude
31:04
[Music]
31:12
get it right
31:20
get out of
31:29
[Music]
31:31
and here really help once i get dragon
31:33
feet
31:38
too bad i can't transfer my brother's
31:40
money over
31:42
[Music]
31:50
i read the book i acquired a technique
31:52
called still hands
31:56
so
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you see that
32:04
[Music]
32:13
[Music]
32:31
and then also like i can get special
32:33
shoes even though they don't show you
32:35
wearing them but you buy special
32:37
different shoes and like
32:40
they like
32:40
make your kicks more powerful why not
32:44
is he in here yet nope i'm getting out
33:00
[Music]
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[Music]
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okay
33:29
that was easy
33:33
[Music]
33:43
okay
33:47
[Music]
33:52
you really want to go there
33:58
[Music]
34:18
[Music]
34:30
no that's not what i'm going to do okay
34:34
[Music]
34:36
okay i need to
34:37
i need to prepare myself before i do
34:39
that
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okay myself a heart attack
34:50
[Music]
34:55
i don't have the money for that
34:58
[Music]
35:08
[Music]
35:17
[Music]
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now
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i guess
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[Music]
35:28
i'm sure
35:41
dream of money
35:43
[Music]
35:50
when you don't have this power this part
35:52
is extremely hard
35:55
and see i've done all kinds of exploring
35:58
and stuff there's like nothing here
36:01
[Music]
36:05
i think you can hop on top of the
36:07
port-a-potty though
36:10
[Music]
36:13
you can also run into the wall and hurt
36:15
yourself i've said that before
36:20
[Music]
36:23
it's a baseball
36:27
i got a raw
36:30
[Music]
36:42
[Music]
36:51
[Music]
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oh
37:07
[Music]
37:17
[Music]
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there
37:37
[Music]
37:44
i don't think
37:48
[Music]
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that's weird nobody's here
37:58
[Music]
38:08
it's kind of rare that they're
38:10
in this area like usually when you come
38:12
in here there's nobody there
38:15
and i thought i would have had my sticks
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i could hit them on the other side of
38:21
the wall
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which was funny
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but if you kill them you can't get the
38:26
money
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see
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so the trick to get up here is you start
38:33
right here at the this blue line
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you
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dash uh right twice and then jump with a
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b
38:43
wait no a and me
38:48
there we go no
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y
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bro come on
39:04
get up there
39:17
[Laughter]
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it will hit youtube
39:31
and here's a man of the hour
39:37
[Music]
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[Music]
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oh
39:54
[Music]
39:57
ladies and gentle i see okay now i have
39:59
to go back to sherman
40:00
[Music]
40:04
so
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back over here we go
40:07
[Music]
40:14
[Laughter]
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this is gonna be
40:23
i love it
40:28
[Music]
40:39
that's a pit you do not want to fall in
40:41
the back
40:42
[Music]
40:46
i'm not wasting my time with you
40:56
make some money while i'm here
40:59
[Music]
41:08
[Music]
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let's
41:37
[Music]
41:39
yes
41:42
now
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how much do i have
41:45
[Music]
41:47
26.85 okay
41:50
i think i'm gonna try to buy another
41:51
book you guys
41:52
[Music]
41:56
maybe i'm going wrong direction for that
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because this is not the shopping center
42:04
where i want to get the book i think
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um
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[Music]
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[Music]
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i want dragon feet
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so i need something to eat
42:32
[Music]
42:43
come back to the pharmacy it is
42:44
[Music]
42:47
that's not foreign
42:52
[Music]
42:59
[Music]
43:01
let's go
43:06
[Music]
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do
43:27
[Music]
43:32
nice
43:33
[Music]
43:36
it's quite a lot
43:38
[Music]
43:39
a of
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of power there
43:42
[Music]
43:51
[Music]
43:54
nobody's hit me with sticks
43:57
[Music]
44:04
[Music]
44:15
[Music]
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look at me look at me
44:27
[Music]
44:30
i'm so mad
44:32
[Music]
44:40
do i really want to do
44:48
this name's blade and i'm a zombie
45:02
[Music]
45:09
god no
45:11
[Music]
45:20
on the screen
45:28
[Music]
45:34
bro
45:34
[Music]
45:35
i'm just i'm just i'm just i'm just
45:37
trying to get somewhere
45:39
okay
45:43
now if you wouldn't be wearing that pink
45:45
shirt
45:46
[Music]
45:47
i wouldn't have that much of a problem
45:49
with you but you see
45:50
the pink shirts are meant
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stop picking up the effing chain
46:10
[Music]
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come on come on
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[Music]
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you want sleep then i store it first
46:32
[Music]
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that was not
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fair
46:42
brewing
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[Music]
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what the
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[Music]
47:17
i'm so stinking mad because it's right
47:19
there
47:24
[Music]
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do
47:39
no that's worth anything
47:41
i don't know why they have it there
47:46
[Music]
47:57
that's where he's getting that stamina
48:02
[Music]
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i don't think i'm gonna go back there
48:17
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
48:46
i used to think that those were carrots
48:51
[Music]
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but i was very very little
49:08
[Music]
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we going in
49:17
[Music]
49:23
[Music]
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wow
49:30
will you cut that out
49:34
[Music]
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oops
49:51
okay i'm gonna look up a password
49:54
[Music]
50:03
[Music]
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do
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[Music]
50:32
do
50:37
[Music]
50:59
do
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[Music]
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[Music]
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do
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[Music]
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do
51:32
[Music]
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um
51:46
[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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what
52:44
[Music]
52:47
[Laughter]
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[Music]
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do
53:08
[Music]
53:20
okay now
53:22
[Music]
53:35
[Music]
53:38
so
53:39
i put in this password
53:42
and what it gave me was
53:49
max stats
53:50
stone hands dragon feet
53:53
acro circus
53:55
dollars and no story progression
53:58
so
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it just gave you all the good stuff
54:02
yeah
54:05
and then i could also start with all
54:07
abilities and 500 in cash that would
54:09
have been fun too
54:11
uh
54:13
and then you can get a strange item in
54:15
inventory that gives stat increases
54:19
but i think i've maxed myself out
54:22
i don't know
54:25
anyway
54:27
[Music]
54:38
he ran away
55:04
i'm stuck or something
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
55:28
yeah thank you
55:29
[Music]
55:41
do
55:48
[Music]
55:57
so could you imagine how quick i can
56:00
like ass up right here
56:08
[Music]
56:17
[Music]
56:20
did you see that
56:22
watch this
56:24
[Music]
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watch
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[Music]
56:42
[Music]
56:49
[Music]
56:59
look at that
57:05
[Music]
57:24
[Music]
57:30
okay this is gonna be challenging
57:36
how must we sit up here
57:49
go up there
58:01
[Laughter]
58:12
did you see my van
58:14
the damn tire hit me
58:18
[Music]
58:23
[Music]
58:28
oh no no that's not what i meant to do
58:32
[Music]
58:45
[Music]
58:59
[Music]
59:14
you see that
59:15
i went into the mystery shop
59:26
i don't know
59:34
so
59:35
[Music]
59:47
i forgot that was happening
59:55
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Some comments from Becky;


This response confuses me in a few ways. Is the span of a weekend really an appropriate amount of time to consider breaking up with someone who financially supported you for years, that you proposed to? Not that I fully believe it, because in the early lives after the breakup she stated that it was something she'd "reflected on and thought about" for "a while". So she was lying then, or she's lying now. And fat both times.

lol this doesn't surprise me at all;



I just found it funny that calling people garbage and trash is bad but she hearted a comment calling her haters spergs (derogatory slang for a person afflicted with Assburgers in case you're new here).

 

[Miltank]

is Becky really claiming to only be 270 lbs? Definitely closer to 370 (or above) sista, don't flatter yourself

 

[dollastoho]

She won't spill tea because Amber has an entire harbor's worth of tea to spill on her in retaliation.

That, and because she's a pussy.

 

[lostinwoods]

She banned Apathetic FAxx and views are still down. Jade is a terrible manager, Becky was better

 

[Turd Fergusson]

3.6k views after one day, people are not watching. It is clear that she does not care about her audience. She also does not care about her channel too. From her comments, she is not going to tell us about Amber, so people are really not interested in her vlogs, and very few of her subscribers are interested in old video games.

 

[FatalTater]

78.1 subscribers

List of probables for BOLTH:

* Dirty. Crapped. Briefs.
* Dirty. Crapped. Bedsheets.
* Leaves a guaranteed wave of destruction in public bathrooms turning them into instant Superfund sites.
* Causes paint and/or wallpaper to slide right off when shoes are removed.
* Machine gun style walking farts. In public. Someone random may have a vidya out there and may be entitled to compensation.
* Catfished online more times than Russell Greer and Chantal Sarault combined.

Also: Albert probably cheeeeteeed with Dunsity quite a few tahhms. Maybe with NoNecks in the next room sobbing while beating off to Kate Winslet pitchurs.

Don't forget the part where they both lie to and talk shit about everyone and anyone, pet neglect, human neglect, Becky driving drunk, Amber throwing tantrums. There are things we don't need to be told about to know.

Becky's comment section is pretty lulzy.
It's like,
Comment - Get a job!
Becky - I have a job.
Comment - Nuh uh!
Becky - Uh huh!
Comment - Nuh uh!
Becky - Uh huh!

 

[lottalove]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2fRM0H74pDI

archive "Playing my favorite game River City Ransom"

Spoiler: 2 parts

You become very numb and dumb from just downloading that shit. I swear.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

The fact that every lolcow without fail will talk about karma in reply to people insulting them triggers my tism. Like, I get that "Comparative Religion" might sound scary to someone who dropped out of Kentucky high school but if you're going to constantly talk about karma you'd think they'd at least glance at the first paragraph or two of karma. Lolcow Karma is always "you insulting me will mean bad things will happen to you" combined, beautifully, with as Strawberry Douche said:

That's why the only thing that matters is the future and not the past, said every garbage monster ever.

The Lolcow Dharma is still a wheel, it just has Becky piloting it like a pirate ship wheel to run over The Haters.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The fact that every lolcow without fail will talk about karma in reply to people insulting them triggers my tism. Like, I get that "Comparative Religion" might sound scary to someone who dropped out of Kentucky high school but if you're going to constantly talk about karma you'd think they'd at least glance at the first paragraph or two of karma. Lolcow Karma is always "you insulting me will mean bad things will happen to you" combined, beautifully, with as Strawberry Douche said:



The Lolcow Dharma is still a wheel, it just has Becky piloting it like a pirate ship wheel to run over The Haters.

And none of them know how to properly aim the karma kannon. They stuff a bunch of shit about coochie cancer and barren baby caves and whatnot down the barrel, light the fuse, and it hits the family paypig.

Every time.

 

[Thumb Butler]

She banned Apathetic FAxx and views are still down. Jade is a terrible manager, Becky was better

It would have been a perfect opportunity to make "rage" videos. Imagine all that orange chicken coins. People want drama, fake it might be.

 

[FatalTater]

78k subscribers

Kinda Savvy recreated the box Becky made, and shows us her box, and encourages others to send in pictures of their boxes. I love the internet.

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

That, and because she's a pussy.

Or maybe Amberlyn (Jade) was smart enough to trade an established YouTube channel with thousands of subscribers and able to be monetized fairly quickly, where Becky could grift on her own, for a signature on an NDA document.
Otherwise I have no doubts that Becky would rather sell out and spill the tea on Amber than she would going out and getting a real job. The problem is that YouTube content is even more work and effort than Becky thought it would be. The fact that Amber does not seem the least bit worried about what Becky could be discussing on that channel, and even seems to be rubbing it in Becky's face that she has a new girlfriend is very telling.
Amberlyn " look at me I am doing so much better without Becky losing weight with my new girlfriend" while Becky who cannot talk about Amber makes herself look more stupid and useless every day while her channel dies.

 

[D_Tractor]

Or maybe Amberlyn (Jade) was smart enough to trade an established YouTube channel with thousands of subscribers and able to be monetized fairly quickly, where Becky could grift on her own, for a signature on an NDA document.
Otherwise I have no doubts that Becky would rather sell out and spill the tea on Amber than she would going out and getting a real job. The problem is that YouTube content is even more work and effort than Becky thought it would be. The fact that Amber does not seem the least bit worried about what Becky could be discussing on that channel, and even seems to be rubbing it in Becky's face that she has a new girlfriend is very telling.
Amberlyn " look at me I am doing so much better without Becky losing weight with my new girlfriend" while Becky who cannot talk about Amber makes herself look more stupid and useless every day while her channel dies.

I don't think it's an N.D.A. It's M.A.D. - Mutually Assured Destruction. Amber has just as much dirt on Becky as Becky has on Amber.

 

[dollastoho]

Or maybe Amberlyn (Jade) was smart enough to trade an established YouTube channel with thousands of subscribers and able to be monetized fairly quickly, where Becky could grift on her own, for a signature on an NDA document.
Otherwise I have no doubts that Becky would rather sell out and spill the tea on Amber than she would going out and getting a real job. The problem is that YouTube content is even more work and effort than Becky thought it would be. The fact that Amber does not seem the least bit worried about what Becky could be discussing on that channel, and even seems to be rubbing it in Becky's face that she has a new girlfriend is very telling.
Amberlyn " look at me I am doing so much better without Becky losing weight with my new girlfriend" while Becky who cannot talk about Amber makes herself look more stupid and useless every day while her channel dies.

I agree with @D_Tractor and I don't believe there is an NDA in place.
The majority of Becky's followers came there out of spite for Amber. Yes Amber contributed to that, but in an indirect way.
I do agree that Becky's channel will die, because she's a fucking retard whose only skill is snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.

 

[FrownyFace]

Some new beautiful Becky art. All the comments are telling her how good this is. I don’t think it’s very nice to tease a slow-in-the-mind like that though.