📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Reluctant Baron]

What would be the tranny equivalent of "around blacks never relax"?

When with a TIM, beware of him

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

It is? So that explains this then:

Ver archivo adjunto 2718718

News to no one, but dodos have been extinct for a very long time. If only the trannies would follow in their footsteps!

 

[blazeaster]

Didn't we have suicide awareness week/mental health awareness week this year?

 

[WinchesterWhiskey]

The stories from my friend, the poor fucking cunt. God help his soul, because the therapy he goes to is doing half the work.

My friend, James, is a zoomer who left his hippie shithole state for another state and with no friends, decided to meet them on Discord through /k/. If you gents want the long version, feel free to ask. James ended up learning really fast why transgenders have such a bad rap when his very very hypersexual "omg guys I'm a goth girl" roommate and her(now ex wife) girlfriend would do nothing but make fun of him for not being able to find a girlfriend.

You'd think this would be enough up until the point James got home and figured out that their(actual) girlfriend and him fucked on his couch in front of his traumatized german shepherd and later would attempt suicide in his apartment with a Glock 21 and "missed". The verdict's still out on whether they did it as an attention grab or if it was done because of their PTSD from being a tanker in Iraq during the Battle of Mosul. James had one story that basically made him an alcoholic where his roommate was excited he was growing tits and asked him to feel them.

James went to the fridge, grabbed a 40 ounce, drank half of it, and contemplated suicide from that point forward. He kicked them out a couple months later.

His stories made me absolutely change my views on that community.

Keep in mind, that's not even the *worst* part of it. James had to treat their (actual girl) girlfriend(because "omg I'm in such a wholesome lesbian relationship I couldn't have while I was a guy omg it's just like my Yuri novels!) because the stupid stuck up cunt with more money for literal breast implants than brain cells to spare for themselves managed to ricochet a 5.56 round from their Arsenal AK and ended up shooting themselves in the leg and injuring others.

So, in this situation, reasonable, sane, and well reasoned and moral people would go, "Oh no, a range accident, better treat it and take this person to the hospital." This did not happen. James tries to create a makeshift tourniquet using a belt and seeing the bleeding wound is afraid of the round shifting and causing their bleeding to get worse.

The tranny yells at him and literally stops him, while the wound is actively bleeding and James is berated for being visibly scared but trying to help.

They go to the hospital, but only after their friend(basically a dumb veteran enabler) trying to pull the round out with a multitool you can find off the shelf of a Walmart. This, to no one's surprise, makes the bleeding SO MUCH worse, to where James is literally angrily holding pressure on the bleed and freaking out.

Did I mention they tried to pin the incident on "some niggers shooting near us"? And then, when the nurse was about to call PD, James stepped up and had to explain the whole situation to the nurse away from them?

Once everything was said and done, they thought the best way to treat James being an emotional wreck was by peer pressuring him into taking VA issued Xanax pill which only stoned him and made him guilt ridden.

James has severe trust issues and is too scared to trust others because of this, being a literal orphan, and his severe abandonment issues.

Anyway, did I mention the time they tried to peer pressure him into deep throating their coca cola filled dildo a couple weeks later?



Yes.

Come in for guns, and leave either groomed or with severe PTSD.

Tl;dr Man meets /k/ trannies and develops severe PTSD.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I wish I wasn't aware of trannies

 

[ggalin]

would you fuck jazz for 3 million or jonny boy simpson for 5 million????????????????????????????? if you get soft, you don’t get the money, and no you cannot use the ass. it must go inside of their stinky flesh sacs.

 

[Dick Pooman]

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Happy %59 percent week!

 

[ChonkyNeko]

What would be the tranny equivalent of "around blacks never relax"?

All trans can catch these hands?
Around the trannies, hide your grannies?
Read the room, you're a disgrace, troon?

Just had another one: See a T? Get the SMG.

 

[Nuclear Disaster]

trying to mold reality to your twisted fetish

This is arguably the biggest root cause of why tranny tyranny is so awful on the individual and collective scale. The denial of reality and trying to change universal truths to fit your perspective of the world. When one person does it they're either insane or stupid. When the whole world is doing it you get the purest form of evil ever imagined. You get 1984. XY will never be XX and no Jewish magic will ever be able to change that, but the entire world, all academic institutions, governments, and multinational monolithic companies tell you that trans women are women. No they aren't. Check the chromosomes. They will NEVER change. No surgery or pharmacology will change that. 2 + 2 will ALWAYS be 4. But everyone is saying it's 5. This is the true message of George Orwell's 1984 and it's finally came true. God help us all.

 

[A-Stump]

Thanks Biden

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I'm spreading awareness, by keeping that shit to myself and not getting a deserved beating from my parents, let's be honest

Troons will and always think of themselves first and then themselves second meaning they are the whoriest of attention whores no matter what word salad comes out from their faggot mouth

 

[remiem]

r/MyPartnerisTrans is a devastating subreddit to read. It's absolutely telling that an autistic forum like KF is one of the places a woman who doesn't capitulate to Handmaiden statue can find some rationality.

Call me a faggot but the stories with wives with children are really poignant. Not many people understand the profound guilt a Handmaiden candidate feels when her husband troons out. When everyone, and I mean everyone, is congratulating them on their bravery, you repress your own disdain, grief, and incredulity because you feel like the aberration not the troon.

No one talks about this shit and online spaces are dominated by Handmaidens. There's nothing quite like your ex-husband being inconsolable on the floor because your five year old child won't call him mummy.

Fuck Handmaidens and their accommodation of this bulshit.

I think the reddit gives a biased pov when you browse than what is reality, though, because these people are going into it with desperation to make it work. Reality is much harsher for the troons, especially the men who troon out with a new baby or several young kids. I know of someone from my hometown who trooned out. Within a week of their announcement the wife was gone, kids had limited visitation with him, ex-wife found a new man whose very much the rough and tumble wilderness guy. The troon's life fell apart and they killed themselves in less than a year. The obit written by, I assume, the wife just said- 'she loved wigs.' The ex-wife's digital footprint came across very 'pro-lgbt' but reality was much much different because it wasn't people applauding him for his bravery at coming out, it was all the local people and the family fake smiling while ostracizing him.

The vast majority of the most important people in your life, your family and friends, do not applaud you- they rightfully lambast you and your selfishness.

Digitally troons love to make up fictional stories of their lives but in most cases their lives actually fall apart because while most people will lip service lgbt issues when it comes to it actually happening to you, and your own family, the tolerance is completely gone. That's why so many of them follow the same formula and become bitter polyamorous trancels. A lot of the women who post in my partner is trans that are one off posts will wake up very quickly and leave

 

[Rotter]

Don't know if Reelmagik Prosthetics has been mentioned here before. They make laughable silicone tadgers for Ftm weirdos.

Spoiler: Super glue?

Making coin of off the mentally ill is one thing, but I wouldn't put it past some of the clientele to use this crap 'stealthily'. Reelmagik is potentially enabling some very sick people.


Choosing the right color is of vital importance, innit. 18 skin tones to pick from.


-From the website:

Spoiler: Improved scrotum

"Another feature we introduced in our original product, each prosthetic includes a full 3D scrotum that features anatomically accurate testicles that float freely in a liquid silicone gel. Passing the grab test is a no brainer with this feature. Newly improved scrotum now even softer!"


It gets worse. Again, from the website:

Spoiler: Silly pp

"We introduced the Flex Rod™ in 2009. Designed to aid in penetration, it allows the prosthetic to be positioned in a flaccid state for packing, and an erect state for play. Made entirely of lightweight plastic, the Flex Rod will not set off alarms when traveling through airport security, an important feature for frequent travelers. It's unique ball and socket construction holds it's shape whenever the moment calls."

The company was founded in 2001, and focused mainly on special effects for the film and tv industry. Their earnings must have been quite flaccid, and since 2008 they started to cater exlucively to the Gayden crowd.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Ver archivo adjunto 2718720

Ver archivo adjunto 2718721

I don't know how people do it, I would 1000% get banned from whatever institution I was attending if I had to be around this type of freakshow.

The Slavic behemoth is only 20% of the insanity, 80% is on society for expecting everyone to pretend there's nothing wrong with the profoundly mentally ill clown opposite them.

 

[SugarSnot]

Shoutouts to one of my favorite threads. Halloween really extends deep into November, doesn't it?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/most-physically-repulsive-tranny.36943/

 

[RVNX]

Reminder that (((they))) are coming for your kids.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

With prophet Muhammed as my witness let Allah smite all the degenerates and restore the balance to the world. Inshallah may Allah reduce Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes and his disciples salt the land so that no degeneracy can sprout there for 1000 years. May all who disgrace Allah sire children with monkeys and be forced to live in dungheaps.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Ver archivo adjunto 2718672
Don't know if Reelmagik Prosthetics has been mentioned here before. They make laughable silicone tadgers for Ftm weirdos.

Spoiler: Super glue?

Ver archivo adjunto 2718697

Making coin of off the mentally ill is one thing, but I wouldn't put it past some of the clientele to use this crap 'stealthily'. Reelmagik is potentially enabling some very sick people.

Ver archivo adjunto 2718707
Choosing the right color is of vital importance, innit. 18 skin tones to pick from.


-From the website:

Spoiler: Improved scrotum

Ver archivo adjunto 2718722

"Another feature we introduced in our original product, each prosthetic includes a full 3D scrotum that features anatomically accurate testicles that float freely in a liquid silicone gel. Passing the grab test is a no brainer with this feature. Newly improved scrotum now even softer!"


It gets worse. Again, from the website:

Spoiler: Silly pp

Ver archivo adjunto 2718771

"We introduced the Flex Rod™ in 2009. Designed to aid in penetration, it allows the prosthetic to be positioned in a flaccid state for packing, and an erect state for play. Made entirely of lightweight plastic, the Flex Rod will not set off alarms when traveling through airport security, an important feature for frequent travelers. It's unique ball and socket construction holds it's shape whenever the moment calls."

The company was founded in 2001, and focused mainly on special effects for the film and tv industry. Their earnings must have been quite flaccid, and since 2008 they started to cater exlucively to the Gayden crowd.

Ngl I would definitely get one if I got into some kind of horrendous accident, if I didn't kill myself over being gelded

Spoiler: nsfw

Imagine having to explain that one.

 

[MilesAwayGirl]

Ver archivo adjunto 2718672
Don't know if Reelmagik Prosthetics has been mentioned here before. They make laughable silicone tadgers for Ftm weirdos.

Spoiler: Super glue?

Ver archivo adjunto 2718697

Making coin of off the mentally ill is one thing, but I wouldn't put it past some of the clientele to use this crap 'stealthily'. Reelmagik is potentially enabling some very sick people.

Ver archivo adjunto 2718707
Choosing the right color is of vital importance, innit. 18 skin tones to pick from.


-From the website:

Spoiler: Improved scrotum

Ver archivo adjunto 2718722

"Another feature we introduced in our original product, each prosthetic includes a full 3D scrotum that features anatomically accurate testicles that float freely in a liquid silicone gel. Passing the grab test is a no brainer with this feature. Newly improved scrotum now even softer!"


It gets worse. Again, from the website:

Spoiler: Silly pp

Ver archivo adjunto 2718771

"We introduced the Flex Rod™ in 2009. Designed to aid in penetration, it allows the prosthetic to be positioned in a flaccid state for packing, and an erect state for play. Made entirely of lightweight plastic, the Flex Rod will not set off alarms when traveling through airport security, an important feature for frequent travelers. It's unique ball and socket construction holds it's shape whenever the moment calls."

The company was founded in 2001, and focused mainly on special effects for the film and tv industry. Their earnings must have been quite flaccid, and since 2008 they started to cater exlucively to the Gayden crowd.

Oh that's not good. Dildos constructed with a hard flexible core like that have been considered super dangerous for years, because the core can rip out through the covering (especially if it's soft silicone) and cause really unpleasant injuries in-use.

Add to that, trying to use it as a strapless strap on, so it's flopping around and likely coming loose if you're sweating through the glue...