Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[obsdj]

Honestly the pros would make a better case by just offering the Judge a sandwich as a bribe.

We know he likes cookies.

 

[Collections Agent]

"I might not win this case, but I can ruin your whole week by bringing up repetitive, pointless bullshit"

 

[Extreme Crusader]

The Judge is standing... RIP BINGER BROS. You never want Judges to move.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

UH OH BOOMER JUDGE IS ON THE MOVE!

 

[Pizza Munch]

And if that means anything, why not bring whoever the accreditors are as your expert witnesses instead of some dumbass who just keeps saying "I don't know" when questioned?

He doesn't even say "I don't know" flat out. Sometimes he starts trying to explain and then gives up and other times when giving a leading question he'll just say "yes". It came off as dishonest to me

 

[Matt Damon]

The optics of the judge having to come down to see on this giant-ass TV are terrible for the prosecution.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The judge literally has to shove his entire head onto the tv screen to see wtf fatty is pointing to

This is so fucking stupid.

 

[LUNEKO]

"Kyle is pointing his gun at Ziminski"
-"Where is Ziminski on this picture?"
"He's not in this picture, we had it cropped."

Literally made me yell "The fuck?!" out loud. What is this Santa Clause bullshit

This should be grounds for dismissal of evidence already

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

how in the blue fuck did they even see kyle on the original if they can see him on the enlarged?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Honest to god... what am I supposed to look for here?!
Where the fuck is Waldo Kyle?

 

[Leon Breitling]

does anyone know where kyle is supposed to be in this drone footage?

Personally, no.

 

[Pork Packer]

 

[HumanHive]

At this point if I was the defense, I'd start making "this goes into reasonable doubt" arguments. It isn't just "he looks guilty", it's "guilty beyond a reasonable doubt". If you have to fucking squint to look at pixels, it's not beyond a reasonable doubt.

 

[Gehenna]

Personally, no.

Same, I tried really hard but... no.

 

[mr.moon1488]

does anyone know where kyle is supposed to be in this drone footage?

They're deliberately trying to use this drone footage because it's the hardest look to actually tell anything by.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Pointing a gun in the general direction of a mob chasing you and howling for your death is not a crime. But then, they already know that.....

 

[Collections Agent]

What is the point of this footage? There's clear video of all of the incidents from close range. Is there another person who got shot? If not what's the fucking point of any of this?

 

[Eryngium]

Judgebros...

 

[4AMPudding]

correct me if i'm wrong, but dont modern TVs in general do linear pixel scaling to make a lower resolution image fit the screen?

 

[Pizza Munch]

Boomers gonna boom