Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Sprocket]

What a lying sack of shit. Just outed himself as a liar to the jury. So anyone with two braincells to rub together can easily conclude that a self-confessed liar is probably lying to them right now.

I actually feel bad for comparing autists to these pieces of shit.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

I would say drink every time the Judge overrules, but at the rate this is going even Nick's liver would shit itself...

 

[Don't @ Me]

I wanted to scare other people people by saying my friend should have killed a kid...

He claimed he didn't intend to scare others, that the post was simply to stick up for Gaige and that due to the hectic time, it only seemed like it was intended to scare and hurt.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

I love this Mr. Clean guy, I just now started watching this stuff

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Gaige probably offered this dude money too

That was my first thought as well. I would have gone into that on direct. Of course he is going to lie about that too, but never miss a chance to plant a damaging insinuation in the jury's mind.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Insurance company is preparing the ass spreader 9000 for Car Doctor. The pajeets are fucked.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

OH NO POO IN LOO, DON'T SAY THAT

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

He's doubled down on being evasive.

 

[obsdj]

I was trying to protect my friend by posting something that makes him look a bloodthirsty psycho.

What a load of bullshit.

Literally says that was his way of "sticking up" for Grosskreutz. Repeatedly uses that phrase, "sticking up for him" by posting a "lie" about him being an internet tough guy.

 

[Some JERK]

Oh shit..."No speakee the Englee" -mode engaged.

 

[Meat Target]

So, was soy viking a win, loss, or draw for the defense? Agent 47 was pretty agitated.

 

[Slimy Time]

You can't remember what your statement was today?
No.
This is meant to be direct, yet somehow he's flipped it around so that he's getting to basically cross during their direct.

 

[Opticana]

Can someone fill me in on why the car dealer matters?

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

The prosecution rate for committing perjury on the stand is, statistically, zero.

I blame the fact that lying is so common place in the court room that most judges don't believe in dropping overkill on obvious liars.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

"I'm sorry I don't remember"
"Could you repeat the question"
"I don't understand the question"

Repeat x100

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

So, was soy viking a win, loss, or draw for the defense? Agent 47 was pretty agitated.

depends on if the jury got the impression that he was a liar.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

i MADE IT ALL UP
I WANTED TO SCARE EVERYONE

how does "he wishes he mag dumped on the kid" deter anyone?

binger's smirk at the end

Defense could've made him look like an ass on the stand with the right questions. They should've prepped for him to bullshit.

 

[Pizza Munch]

lmfaooo they're showing his interview (already archived here)

 

[Gehenna]

So, was soy viking a win, loss, or draw for the defense? Agent 47 was pretty agitated.

Unknown, reeeeally depends how the jury took it so it could be any of the three.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

He claimed he didn't intend to scare others, that the post was simply to stick up for Gaige and that due to the hectic time, it only seemed like it was intended to scare and hurt.

I'm still trying to figure out how making your friend seem like a bloodthirsty killer is "sticking up for him" LOL