Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[zachs fair]

With the one armed wonder's testimony yesterday and the way fatty just lost his shit on the gentle photo autismo, I'm changing my vote to full aquittal.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'm gonna take your heart....

 

[PicsNGifs]

 

[mr.moon1488]

can someone quote me and explain what the fuck just dropped during the photojournalist testimony.

Right after the Posobiec post about witness coaching the autist is saying they tried to make him change his sworn statement.

 

[Fools Idol]

It'

Kyle Rittenhouse, a life saved by retardation and autism

It's what got him into this in the first place

 

[derpherp2]

I'm more surprised the prosecution didn't get thrown into contempt of court for that stunt.
Probably because the Judge has had enough of this shit and just wants this over ASAP.

 

[Leon Breitling]

I don't think I can properly put in words how huge of a blunder this was.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

This has been the best thing I've watched in a long time.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Dude testified that he had a meeting w Binger where Binger gave him information that he hadn't known and wasn't in his official statement and then asked him to change his statement to reflect that. At least that's what he's saying he inferred.

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
maaaaaaaaan

fuckin' moab

 

[WTFisgoingon]

I'm losing my mind, prosecution didn't just help defense, THEY ARE ACTIVELY INCRIMINATING THEMSELVES And RAGING AT AN AUTISTIC DUDE FOR NOT HELPING THEM

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Fuck, I'm gonna say it.
The witness is a fine gentleman and I think he deserves much much praise.

He just comes across as a well-mannered, good intentions guy, which is why I can't give him flak for not dropping the gamer word.

 

[Gehenna]

My whole firm is watching this trainwreck right now, even my boss has stopped doing his job. Someone is right now running down to the cornerstore for popcorn.

This is great entertainment!

 

[Bunny Tracks]

How do you make a trial even more a shitshow than the Chauvin, Casey Anthony, Jodi Arias, and OJ Simpson ones combined?

I am fucking stunned.

 

[PicsNGifs]

 

[WonderWino]

Granny just hard R'd

Reminded me of this:

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"Lawyer Legally Outmaneuvered By Sped; Binger On Suicide Watch."

 

[The Boga Dog]

Reminder that in the US legal system prosecutors are the glue-eaters of the legal profession. They make peanuts and are only prosecutors because they couldn't hack it as actual attornies. They have to have the police and judges themselves helping them to win cases.

99% of the time they're only in it to climb to higher political office. They're all hook-nosed scum.

 

[Czechem Republic]

Changing to full acquittal from mixture. They have him dead to rights on the weapon thing but the prosecution are being such complete and utter fuck-ups the jury very well might let him go on principle.

 

[Fougaro]

First DSP takes $100K US from the US government like a bully takes lunch money from a nerd and now the state prosecution is getting felted by an autist. I really can't contain my hype for Chris' trial!

 

[Takodachi]

He is innocent, but there is no fucking way they will let him walk, not without risking some chimpout.