Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Michael Janke]

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

He looks like a stuck pig.

 

[waffle]

Remember how nice I was bro, I swear we weren't witness tampering.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

This trial is amazing, the defence was the prosecution and the actual defence is apparently prosecuting the prosecution,

 

[Slimy Time]

Do you remember when I complemented you on your photography at the end?
No, only at the beginning.

Jesus fatty, stop digging yourself deeper?

 

[Leave_Fargut]

"butbutbut I was nice to you about your pictures"
"fuck off fatty"

 

[Fougaro]

Holy shit! The writers just keep M. Night Shyamalaning it!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

tfw you burn two cases in one

These fucking slimey bastards.

 

[Generic Retard]

I call it the ten thousand yard stare

 

[WrenchWring]

Prosecution is fucking up so bad that someone not even on trial is getting found not-guilty

 

[Slimy Time]

Now they are going for the "he's fucking retarded, he took it to mean literally" to try and cover their asses?

 

[LUNEKO]

THE PROSECUTION IS PLAYING DEFENSE FOR THEMSELVES, THEY SAID "FUCK THE CASE WE GOTTA COVER OUR OWN NECKS NOW"

 

[Matt Damon]

The prosecutor is now on trial. Fuckin' A.

 

[zachs fair]

fatty calm down you're going to get a heart attack

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

LITTLEBINGER IS ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Superman93]

THINGS CAN'T GET WORST

 

[murph]

Would you like to lie about your statement to help our case? wtf.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

"How could you fuck us in the ass like that? I said your photography was nice and gave you a juice box!"

Holy fuck these prosecutors are making themselves look like fucking assholes.

 

[NEETzsche]

"You said there was a lot of tension when you met me and Mr Binger and Miss Beezy. Would you say you were nervous?"

"Yeah, absolutely."

"We asked if there was anything you knew about that night."

"Yes."

"We didn't ask you to change it, did we?"

"Yes you did."

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Putting an autist was the stand was a bold move, but it paid off.

He's fucking legendary.