Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Meat Target]

If I was in the jury it would be clear this dude is coached and feels slimey. anyone else?

The sympathy approach will probably work. Lawyers are professional bullshit merchants. I hope the jury see what we see.

 

[MelloYello]

Defense is going to have an uphill battle to destroy the sympathy points angle.

Just hammer him on the feigned surrender.
Mister Grosskike, do you know what the word "perfidy" means?

Spell out his cowardice via video, frame by frame.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Sorry, but I believe that Kyle's defense is deliberately sabotaging him since he yeeted Barnes and his jury experts off the team.

I'm sorry you're fucking stupid then.

 

[PFM]

Lmao the exceptional individual carries in small of back.

But what if my gun is in a bad mood and decides to "goes off" for no reason?

What's wrong with small of back carry? It's the most comfortable place for me. I don't like shit jamming into my thigh when appendix carrying.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

But what if my gun is in a bad mood and decides to "goes off" for no reason?

You get your other gun and pistol whip it into compliance and then move on.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

If I was in the jury it would be clear this dude is coached and feels slimey. anyone else?

Eh, but that's balanced out by him being less retarded than most of the witnesses, granted that's a low bar.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Sorry, but I believe that Kyle's defense is deliberately sabotaging him since he yeeted Barnes and his jury experts off the team.

Saying this after their performance on Friday is peak rətardation.

 

[JohnDoe]

If I was in the jury it would be clear this dude is coached and feels slimey. anyone else?

That he keeps looking at the jury has to be kind of unsettling. He has dead eyes and a nervous affect. When he's answering a fact question like "why do you wear gloves while doing medic stuff" he seems steady, but every time he's doing coachy slimely shit he's staring at the jury, trying to see if his lies are working.

 

[waffle]

This guy looks like he's tweaking out. I've only been watching for a bit, bit I haven't seen him hold still for ten consecutive seconds.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

If I was in the jury it would be clear this dude is coached and feels slimey. anyone else?

Just wait until they see the contrast during cross exam.

 

[gaystoner]

Just wait until they see the contrast during cross exam.

I hope the defense enters in his facebook posts where he talks about wanting to kill Kyle

 

[murdered meat bag]

But what if my gun is in a bad mood and decides to "goes off" for no reason?

hopefully it goes off right into your leg like that jame yeager hangaround.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Guy on stand got a chunk of his arm blew off , right ? LOL

 

[Puff]

I hope the defense enters in his facebook posts where he talks about wanting to kill Kyle

I'm sure they will if they can. I'm not sure how post-facto statements can get in.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Just hammer him on the feigned surrender.

Isn’t that considered a war crime?

 

[LazloChalos]

"Video doesn't lie"

This surely won't come and bite him in the ass.

 

[murdered meat bag]

I hope the defense enters in his facebook posts where he talks about wanting to kill Kyle

that wasn't him. it was his friend saying he did.

 

[O.H. Krill]

He just said "video doesn't lie."

 

[Shaolin]

He’s using the gimpy arm is he gonna show us it or what

ETA Wow I hate that emoji what the fuck

 

[LaxerBRO]

Edit: It's a semi-automatic pistol you dumb shit. If you popped a magazine in, there's a round in the chamber you nitwit.

You will need to rack the slide to chamber a round. If you do not, all that happens is that the round sits in the magazine.

Anyways, Gaige is one step away from being a National Lawyers Guild commie by being an ACLU Legal Observer.

Additionally, are ACLU Legal Observers allowed to be "illegally" armed? I always thought that would be against their guidelines.

Interestingly, he was carrying an concealed firearm.