DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wasabi Panda]

professional streamer, can't hear him cause of the ambient noise in the game as he mutters to himself about who knows what, it was like he was talking to himself instead of an audience...more so than usual

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Phil wants gifted subs because money. Too obvious? Its actually devious. Subs, tips, super chats, teespring (rip) patreon and ads are all ways to support him. By having gifted subs, he can have the whales support him with 1 number while the plebs support him with tips (they help the most btw). So he bleeds both whales and regulars, trying to inflate his numbers to look good (900 subs anyone?) whilst also looking poor for extra begging power (low tips).

Remember, Phil wants the ideal fan to contribute via membership, tips and patreon, every day, without saying anything or asking anything in return.

I hope they restrict gifted subs so Phil either can't abuse it or cant abuse it much. Someones bound to use stolen credit cards to do it anyway which would put his streaming in jeopardy but hes too short sighted to see it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Begging of gameplay stream status:

Total tip: $13

Top tip: Tarantula ($5)

New member goal: 265/325

Viewer: 214

Jasper is banned from the room again for jumping in front of the TV

Phil is incapable of chasing down and feeding a pelican who is Devour-our-our away

 

[UaineRunei]

Edit: it was better staying incomplete, ffs...

 

[00R-Gundam]

So after being away from the vortex and taking a break from the bullshit and drama in dsp and our side. I come back to see he got clapped by a gnome and somehow he got a lawyer thats charging him 1500 to fix the whole identity theft thing( which of course is bullshit) During this time i have a realization that this side of detracting is or is more autistic at times than the ppl who follow dsp legit. The levels of sperging here at times reaches or surpasses the people we make fun of. Of course by no means i mean this as an insult to my fellow kiwis. I can understand loosing your shit at dsp for X thing, but remember if you get mad at dsp then you already lost. Instead be the better person and just see and laugh.

 

[capefear56]

The terrifying thing about Phil's autistic singing is that he actually thinks he's good at it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Did he play the other Farcry games...seems to not get or understand those annoying animal sneak attacks that totally didn't get old in FC3 and seems to think that 1 and 6 were the only ones that took place in tropical areas, cause rook island was in the arctic?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Never forget he went out of his way with the "PandaLee is not asian" thing.

wasn't she a quadroon though? phil also hates niggers

 

[N0thingICanDo]

wasn't she a quadroon though? phil also hates niggers

He likes niggers who stay STATIONARY

 

[actually]

Wait did he really? I totally missed this lol

I remembered it slightly wrong. He asked if there was an "African nation" outside during one of his videos:

 

[Brother Wind]

"Seattle has a lot of Asians because it's closest to Asia." -DSP

Yes Phil, it couldn't be the tech industry, history of Asians in the Western states. This was sort of true in terms of why Asians were brought over for the railroads, when people travelled by steamship, not you know, planes.

Someone should ask him how we have a bunch of Germans in the Dakotas? Perhaps he thinks its because of Bismarck?

 

[wahkando]

I remembered it slightly wrong. He asked if there was an "African nation" outside during one of his videos:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJQHzVoBmzw:203

actually worse

 

[JimiHendrix]

i miss racist phil. don't care what you kids say, the african nation and making fun of the japanese tsunami were hilarious.

maybe i'm just old fashioned but i prefer when my cartoon characters act like cartoons. seeing unhappy fat pussy phil on the couch a lil borin.

miss my hilarious over the top boomer racist phil.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

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Edit: it was better staying incomplete, ffs...

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This isn't that guy who cheered some chef Boyardee shit for months on twitch, then didn't want to tip Phil on youtube to continue the meme and Phil proceeded to shit all over him, right? Don't tell me it's that dame retard. I remember Phil insulting him and basically telling him he's a paranoid retard.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil ignoring Fatal Frame while complaining about how there's no spooky games for Broketober (everyone calls it that dood) is pretty funny. Did he even mention it at all? Does it matter? Fuck it.

 

[wahkando]

This isn't that guy who cheered some chef Boyardee shit for months on twitch, then didn't want to tip Phil on youtube to continue the meme and Phil proceeded to shit all over him, right? Don't tell me it's that dame exceptional individual. I remember Phil insulting him and basically telling him he's a paranoid exceptional individual.

major riot

 

[JimiHendrix]

thinkin' of racist phil reminds me of that time during Assassin's Creed Liberation I think?

phil decided to go on like a 4 minute monologue about how he was "the most anti-slavery person you'll ever meet" like he was taking some kind of fucking brave and controversial stand.

miss that shit. phil is only funny under 3 instances.

1. someone is fucking with him.

2. video game is bodying him.

3. he forgets how stupid he actually is and just says some insane shit like the above.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil ignoring Fatal Frame while complaining about how there's no spooky games for Broketober (everyone calls it that dood) is pretty funny. Did he even mention it at all? Does it matter? Fuck it.

Dude skipped out on a lot of shit this month playing the lame brain AAA shit all month while having "spooky" decorations up. Meanwhile Dansgaming, even though they are prerecorded older videos, are playing almost 24/7 on his channel, while he does dabble with a couple live. Nigga wearing costumes right now as we speak.

Phil is a lazy nigger.

 

[UaineRunei]

Would you look at that?

Yesterday, no $25 tip from "OneMinuteMan".
Today, a $37 from SilentBob.

I think I'm starting to understand now...

 

[garrybkk]

Break time. $37 behind the scenes from SilentBob but not 1MM. Confirms it's the same guy and probably OIC [Reeetarded].